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ncttrnl
06-23-2006, 01:12 PM
Not that I'm near that age but at late 20's I'm feeling like I've got one foot in the grave and I've stepped in something unpleasant with the other.

This article is actually pretty amusing...

http://money.cnn.com/2006/06/13/magazines/fortune/bing_retirementguide_fortune/index.htm

paultakeda
06-23-2006, 04:53 PM
No such thing as retirement. Now retirement career... that's another story.

madajb
06-23-2006, 05:06 PM
"At your age, the purpose of doctors is to supervise the long decline and demise of old people. Your goal is to go down face first in a 28-ounce T-bone at the age of 90. Extensive exposure to doctors will eliminate that possibility."

hah!

My dad calls me up the other day asking for my social security number.
I send him :

> 078-05-1120.
>
> Don't go opening any credit cards or anything.
>
>
> -ajb

He writes back:

>that's for your inheritance
>hopefully i can time it so its all gone the same day as i go
=

-ajb