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fcastle
06-30-2006, 03:28 PM
Rooster that is.

So anyway I'm repairing one of our a/c machines that the customer fucked up and I see this rooster chlllin about 6yards away. I haven't seen a full size live rooster ever (a couple of chickens once, but they were dead). So I'm clucking at this rooster (customer is in his house) and I guess I pissed him off, because he starts creeping closer everytime I look away. Finally he's about 2 feet away and I tell the owner, hey what's up w/the rooster? He's like, oh watch him he'll peck the shit out of you and goes on w/some story about how the rooster KILLED an old cat. I'm like get the damn thing away from me. He's says, oh, hehehe he's never attacked a person. The whole time the rooster is giving me the evil eye.

Evil Treacherous Rooster:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/hbates/SolCool/DSC00887.jpg

Mr. Nobody
06-30-2006, 03:38 PM
HAHAHAHA.... big Harry, scared shitless of a little bird.

It's ok man, I got bit in the ass by a goose in Julian.

GTi_01
06-30-2006, 03:38 PM
heh.. bastard rooster. >:(

84rabbitchick
06-30-2006, 03:46 PM
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

BettaGettaGurl
06-30-2006, 04:04 PM
:D haha....that's crazy!

fcastle
06-30-2006, 04:41 PM
HAHAHAHA.... big Harry, scared shitless of a little bird.

It's ok man, I got bit in the ass by a goose in Julian.

Dude, it's not even the rooster, but the shots you have to get after that. It's the NEEDLES. Damn needles.

daygoVR6
06-30-2006, 04:44 PM
kick his ass beavis:corn:

oc-audica
06-30-2006, 05:07 PM
a toucan bit me at the pet store... fucker bird!

Tom (aka Godzilla)
06-30-2006, 05:54 PM
Did he have talons?

FunkTron
06-30-2006, 06:20 PM
Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

JETTAone420
06-30-2006, 07:02 PM
haha ma fuckin talons yo!!

ncttrnl
06-30-2006, 09:02 PM
And you thought robot chicken was evil

Monster8V
06-30-2006, 09:26 PM
Pussy<chicken

Carlos
06-30-2006, 11:17 PM
love the cock.LOL!

creanium
07-01-2006, 12:43 AM
Harry I'm with you ... I'm afraid of cocks sneaking up on me too ...

(which is not a common occurance at all, but I still fear it. The sneak attack is not something I look forward to)

Tom (aka Godzilla)
07-01-2006, 09:07 AM
http://www.visittex.com/images/141.jpg

ncttrnl
07-01-2006, 09:49 AM
which is not a common occurance at all

You ain't gotta lie to kick it :p

EDM
07-02-2006, 12:02 PM
What you need to watch out for is they will kick you with those spirs on the inside of their legs.

Woody
07-02-2006, 12:07 PM
Rooster.....Chicken.....they both taste the same.

krakkaNW
07-02-2006, 12:08 PM
What you need to watch out for is they will kick you with those spirs on the inside of their legs.
looks like a fightin' rooster to me.... :ha: