your chance to work in the adult film industry

[daygoVR6]

take a close look at the email addy to respond to this job listing at ......

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/tfr/189627272.html

[oc-audica]

my kak's too large for pr0n

[FunkTron]

my kak's too large for pr0n


especially if your a chick........ :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek: :eek: :eek: :corn:

[ALEX91GTI]

"please send headshots and resume ASAP" these must be some funny ass resume's!! i can't even write what comes to mind!! lol

[FunkTron]

"please send headshots and resume ASAP" these must be some funny ass resume's!! i can't even write what comes to mind!! lol


Objective:
To take on satisfying career opportunity with massive growth arises on a regular basis. The ability to experience new and painstaking trials and learn the ways of a professional company are paramount.


Software experience:

none really, I just always look like i'm doing orders and word processing. I think that's why my bosses have always pulled my hair.



Expertise in:

being a slutty secretary for well endowed goofy looking permanently angry bosses with a fetish for black skirts and thin white blouses.

able to receive large quantities of cum shots on face without blinking and maintaining a saucy smile.

mastery of the "pelican" and "angry dragon" maneuvers.


Vocabulary:

is limited due to time in industry. Typically limited to short moans and groans with the occasional 1 syllable profanity slur.

Education:

limited state institution education as Professor Jeremy and Professor North always tend to require after hours study sessions in the School of HARRRRD Knocks in order for them to "make their point" about me RAISING the grade.

frequently received honors for my hands on experience in veterenary classes when surpassing all time records when "milking the cow" not only for volume, but for time trials as well.

[ALEX91GTI]

Objective:


Expertise in:

being a slutty secretary for well endowed goofy looking permanently angry bosses with a fetish for black skirts and thin white blouses.
able to receive large quantities of cum shots on face without blinking and maintaining a saucy smile.
mastery of the "pelican" and "angry dragon" maneuvers.


LMAO, that didn't take long, funny stuff:tup:

[FunkTron]

LMAO, that didn't take long, funny stuff:tup:


I just copy pasted one of my ex's resumes....that's how i get em. ;)

[Kooks]

hahaha

[daygoVR6]

OMG that was awesome .....hahaha im almost in tears from laughing over here

[FunkTron]

OMG that was awesome .....hahaha im almost in tears from laughing over here
:D :D :tup:

[jr_scheiBe]

the angry dragon...omg wtf!??!? hahaha

[FunkTron]

the angry dragon...omg wtf!??!? hahaha


Angry Dragon, The - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth,
smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up
she'll look like an angry dragon.

[daygoVR6]

no no thats the smoking dragon cause her faces turns read as it shoots out her knose:D

there these the walking zombie...where you blow your load in her eyes and she walks around like a zombie trying to find a towel

im not even going to get into the arabian gas mask or cleveland steamer ...or my personal favorite the donkey punch to the kidney ;)

[FunkTron]

no no thats the smoking dragon cause her faces turns read as it shoots out her knose:D

there these the walking zombie...where you blow your load in her eyes and she walks around like a zombie trying to find a towel

im not even going to get into the arabian gas mask or cleveland steamer ...or my personal favorite the donkey punch to the kidney ;)


or the Patel?.....going doggy style...you dump a red slurpie on her back right as you are about to finish....then when she looks back....swipe a dab on your thumb and put it in the middle of her forehead....and say "Thank you, come again!"

http://www.mcps.k12.md.us/clipart/jpeg/IndiaSmall/Bindi_Women.jpeg

[05GLI]

You all are F'd up.

[daygoVR6]

or when your going doggy you pull out spit on her back she turns around you shoot right up her knose hahahah :D


:corn:

[FunkTron]

or when your going doggy you pull out spit on her back she turns around you shoot right up her knose hahahah :D


:corn:


uh oh....Melissa is cheating on her man....

[daygoVR6]

http://album6.snapandshare.com/11046/25009/772338.jpg

[Phalcon_Mojo]

or when your going doggy you pull out spit on her back she turns around you shoot right up her knose hahahah :D


:corn:
that's the houdini... :tup:


what about the 8 second ride...

while doing it doggy, lean over and whisper in her ear "your sister likes it like this too..." then try to stay on... :eek:

[RollinInGreenz]

[LIST]
limited state institution education as Professor Jeremy and Professor North always tend to require after hours study sessions in the School of HARRRRD Knocks in order for them to "make their point" about me RAISING the grade.



I love my last name.

Every one of my history teachers has asked if I'm related to Gen. Oliver North

more than a few girls, and two previous coworkers (one female and superior to me), have asked if I'm related to Peter.

sometimes its really hard to tell the truth

[RollinInGreenz]

that's the houdini... :tup:

AKA "The David Copperfield"

[Woody]

that's the houdini... :tup:


what about the 8 second ride...

while doing it doggy, lean over and whisper in her ear "your sister likes it like this too..." then try to stay on... :eek:

Rodeo Sex!