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Paul
09-05-2006, 09:19 AM
Denver, CO (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Denver courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over whom should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Colorado Buffaloes, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone (Especially after losing to Montana State).


GO RAMS!!!

Nefarious
09-05-2006, 09:55 AM
Omg!!!! Lol

FunkTron
09-05-2006, 10:09 AM
lmfao!

Damon
09-05-2006, 01:23 PM
Denver, CO (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Denver courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over whom should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Colorado Buffaloes, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone (Especially after losing to Montana State).


GO RAMS!!!

Nice punch line!

beehotch619
09-05-2006, 01:34 PM
wow i really didnt see that coming.... funny stuff

Bmxdubdub
09-05-2006, 01:36 PM
Bwaaaahahhahaaaa!!!!!!

(I hate football)

oc-audica
09-05-2006, 01:37 PM
lol thats fucked

haha

PWRPUFF
09-05-2006, 01:45 PM
Funny, but with all the variations (locations and teams changed), I don't think it's a true story.

-- Kane

SDSilver01
09-05-2006, 01:50 PM
Well played.

Damon
09-05-2006, 07:53 PM
Bwaaaahahhahaaaa!!!!!!

(I hate football)
:tdown: :tdown: Remind me to punch you tomorrow.

Tom (aka Godzilla)
09-05-2006, 09:35 PM
Funny stuff.

gest24
09-05-2006, 09:36 PM
:tdown: :tdown: Remind me to punch you tomorrow.

You're coming tomorrow night? :tup:

318daily
09-07-2006, 04:27 PM
<- CU Alumni :(

MajorDano
09-08-2006, 09:08 AM
wow i really didnt see that coming.... funny stuff

x2
it came from left field