daygoVR6
10-25-2006, 12:27 PM
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't know what costume to wear as he wants to hide his head and his
leg, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem and ask
for a solution. A few days later he receives a parcel including the
following note:
"Dear Sir: We're happy to help you out. Enclosed please find a pirate's
outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and together
with your wooden leg, you will be perfect as a pirate. Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co."
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden
leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A few more days go by and he
receives another package and note, which says:
"Dear Sir: Sorry about the mix up. Enclosed please find one monk's
habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald
head, you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co."
Now the man is really upset. They've have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. Fed up, the man fires off a
nasty letter of complaint about their incompetence. A few days later he
receives a very small parcel and a note, which reads:
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of
crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed
nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Trust us, everyone will know it's you anyway. Very truly yours, Acme
Costume Co."
doesn't know what costume to wear as he wants to hide his head and his
leg, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem and ask
for a solution. A few days later he receives a parcel including the
following note:
"Dear Sir: We're happy to help you out. Enclosed please find a pirate's
outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and together
with your wooden leg, you will be perfect as a pirate. Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co."
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden
leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A few more days go by and he
receives another package and note, which says:
"Dear Sir: Sorry about the mix up. Enclosed please find one monk's
habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald
head, you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co."
Now the man is really upset. They've have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. Fed up, the man fires off a
nasty letter of complaint about their incompetence. A few days later he
receives a very small parcel and a note, which reads:
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of
crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed
nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Trust us, everyone will know it's you anyway. Very truly yours, Acme
Costume Co."