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ncttrnl
10-05-2004, 02:14 PM
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

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GTiGirl
10-05-2004, 02:23 PM
I think that guy might need his eyes examined while he is in the hospital.
madajb
10-05-2004, 02:53 PM
Why did he have...himself..anywhere near a chicken head to begin with?
-ajb
madajb
10-05-2004, 02:54 PM
Oh, and OW!
-ajb
ncttrnl
10-05-2004, 04:22 PM
Why did he have...himself..anywhere near a chicken head to begin with?
-ajb

"Chicken Head" may not be such a bad thing to have

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chicken+head&r=f

In anycase, this just goes to show that it is always better to choke your chicken rather than to cut its head off... just to be on the safe side.
southOCgti
10-05-2004, 04:57 PM
i think we all learned a lesson here today: don't kill chickens while your naked with impaired vision. you may lose your penis :rolleyes:
Monster8V
10-05-2004, 05:41 PM
I think that guy might need his eyes examined while he is in the hospital.


I dont care how old you are you, the moment you lay your dick on a chopping block, YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING.

And if he stands by his story, he needs to be taken to the VET and given a shot, told he "is loved" while he goes ni-nite.
Monster8V
10-05-2004, 05:42 PM
Why did he have...himself..anywhere near a chicken head to begin with?
-ajb


Oh, and OW!
-ajb


2 consecutive replies, you just got a visual on that, didnt ja? :D
Troike
10-05-2004, 06:05 PM
In anycase, this just goes to show that it is always better to choke your chicken rather than to cut its head off... just to be on the safe side.

AHAHAHAAHA :D

This is why Americans like guns.
Monster8V
10-05-2004, 06:12 PM
AHAHAHAAHA :D

This is why Americans like guns.


We like guns because it keeps our clothes clean from blood. Thats all really.
creanium
10-05-2004, 06:21 PM
AHAHAHAAHA :D

This is why Americans like guns.
:confused: