Passed a CHP at 120 MPH !!!!!!!

[VdubHomie]

So im on my way to work like usually and right before i get to old town . I saw this bike cop with his lights on in the fast lane(after i passed the guy) He was stuck behind two cars. And i dint have anywere to go or hide. I was like o shit im so fuked now speding over 100MPH and no cat open wastgate ...............ect.....I was in the second to slow lane at approx 118 or so( just driving reg). So i start to pull over to the slow lane and start to get of on the off ramp and then this CHP get right behind me and turns his siren on. So i pull into the shell(i think) and pull into the handicap spot, the yell at me get out of the handicap spot.(I was like o shit). Then he come to my window and start of by saying" i got you for exiding the speed limit over 90MPH, reckless driving, unsafe lane change, window tint, no seat belt and no front license plate.( so im thinking O shit im fucked) But what i was really worried about was , that the guy might ask me to pop my hood or check for a cat. So then he says give me your license( OK) . Then he said get out of the car.(loud and angry). Starts to tell me im sure you are generally a nice guy, until you get behind the well and start endangering other peoples lives.( so im bowing my head down going yes sir). So he said get you insurance and registration. The guy starts to write the ticket. Then he says you know what im going to give you a break. ( o shit Cool) Im going to give you a ticket for speeding at 90MPH on a 65zone, and im going to give you a warning for reckless driving. ( so im like O shit that fucking cool). Then he says , your lucky this isn't a R32. So i go o yea why? Said yea those things are all wheel drive and about 240 HP. Those thing move pretty fast. So im like o shit no way. So hes writing my ticket . He sais o your just a year older than my daughter ( soon as he said that i was thinking o really, but i was like dont push your luck) And i sign for the tiket. Then he says so how much power does your car make . ( i wanted to say 286HP but i thought about it twice) So i said o I dint know i never dyno it. So then he said so is this thing stock. I said yea its just lowerd. Cop said so what are you lake for . I said work. Cop says o were do you work i said City VW Cop says o ok what do you do I said Technician. O OK. Cops like o yea im 50 years old and i love dong this chasing cars on the freeway between traffic its fun. Im like 0 that cool. So i said ok thks. Cops like what time are you suppose to be at work i said 8:00 .And thats the end . all and all this CHP was pretty cool with me. Besides the point were he was pissed at the begging. But i can understand. :thumbsup:

[JoeVeeDubber]

Dude, Juan, you got lucky man. That cop was probably just writes those kinds of tickets cuz they don't take as long and he can go out and find more people to weave through traffic and catch. 90 in a 65 tho. that will be close to 400 dollar ticket buddy!

[ManaSteel]

lucky

[ManaSteel]

btw i think my 95 in a 65 was like $365, so yours should be around there.

[RavinJetta]

Damn your lucky. The reckless driving would of really hurt

[vtecwho]

you should have asked the copper how he knew so much about dubz he may have even let you go all together.

and just cause i always get told this "this thread is usless without pics"

:D

[SYNYSTAGLI]

I just paid 472.00 for a 95 in a 65 @ the CLMT office yo..............I too was doing 120 but had to get on the 52 offramp and thats where he got me.

[Paul]

cruising at 120 on the freeway to get to work... there are no words for that.

You got off lucky, next time the police mail you a notice to donate I suggest you do. =p

[mike]

I got rolled for 95 in a fifty, but he said that he knew I was doing over a 100 (i slowed down because I saw break lights come on the car ahead of me, i was doing 120, I didnt even let him chase me as soon as I saw him with his radar gun on me I pulled over. he was totally cool and didn't bust my balls about the plate or the tint, he wrote me for 80 in a 65 and told me to trade my car in on a Focus. smiling the whole time. Seal beach cops are pretty laid back lucky for me, I got the fine and it was $130 with traffic school, my buddy who got nailed on the 14 for 105 wasn't so lucky, almost $900

[SYNYSTAGLI]

What a loon!!!!

[FunkTron]

lmmfao!!! i thought i just saw you going 163 north on tuesday too. hehe. i was gonna call you...but i was hauling ass to class. =oP

[boragirl]

lucky bastard :eek:

[madajb]

Man, Juan, if you were a white girl, you wouldn't have gotten a ticket at all.
-ajb

[SYNYSTAGLI]

Man, Juan, if you were a white girl, you wouldn't have gotten a ticket at all.
-ajb
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAQAAAAAAA

[Troike]

Man, Juan, if you were a white girl, you wouldn't have gotten a ticket at all.
-ajb

I dunno, I was with my (ex)gf one time and she got clocked at 103 (luckily not the 127 we hit a few miles earlier!) and the cop still gave her a ticket for 90.

[FunkTron]

I dunno, I was with my (ex)gf one time and she got clocked at 103 (luckily not the 127 we hit a few miles earlier!) and the cop still gave her a ticket for 90.


dats cuz you were with her in the car!

next time...hide..... :D

[MightyMiniZ]

you were lucky. dude, don't go so fast on a road where families are... your family, my family, anyone's family. that's scary dumb.

[Tom (aka Godzilla)]

Maybe you should set your alarm 10 minutes earlier so you don't have to go warp speed to get to work on time. :p

[Woody]

Man Juan, you are hella lucky he didnt pull you out of the car and beat you with the way you describe how angry he was at first!

It did not take me long to get a ticket up here in Montana. I was cruising down the highway doing about 90 in a 65 :stupid: , and this Montana Highway Patrol came out of nowhere (even said he was following me for 3 miles). He was extremely nice and asked me for my info, I gave him all my Cali stuff and explained I just moved here and all.

He said that he had to do 110 to catch up to me :smokem: , and told me that he doesnt tolerate speeders on his highway and went back to his patrol car (this is where I was really bummed).

He came back and very nicely said welcome to Montana, I am going to cut you a break and write you for 10 mph over the speed limit (80 in a 70) and told me that I could pay the fine (post bond) which is only 20 to him right there!

The cool thing about it is that it does not get reported to the dmv or the insurance company!! I guess living up here has more than one advantage! :thumbsup:

[madajb]

He came back and very nicely said welcome to Montana, I am going to cut you a break and write you for 10 mph over the speed limit (80 in a 70) and told me that I could pay the fine (post bond) which is only 20 to him right there!

Ah, to live in a place with 70mph limits...must be nice.
=)
-ajb

[Troike]

Ah, to live in a place with 70mph limits...must be nice.
=)
-ajb

75 in Northern AZ :D

The Arizona legislature was discussing raising it to 80, but that died out :

[Doug242ti]

Dude, Juan, you got lucky man. That cop was probably just writes those kinds of tickets cuz they don't take as long and he can go out and find more people to weave through traffic and catch. 90 in a 65 tho. that will be close to 400 dollar ticket buddy!

My 90 in a 55 was 383 dollars. Got it 3 weeks ago DOH!

[EDM]

This is one of the main reasons I bought the truck. It keeps me from speeding.

[JoeVeeDubber]

Man Juan, you are hella lucky he didnt pull you out of the car and beat you with the way you describe how angry he was at first!

It did not take me long to get a ticket up here in Montana. I was cruising down the highway doing about 90 in a 65 :stupid: , and this Montana Highway Patrol came out of nowhere (even said he was following me for 3 miles). He was extremely nice and asked me for my info, I gave him all my Cali stuff and explained I just moved here and all.

He said that he had to do 110 to catch up to me :smokem: , and told me that he doesnt tolerate speeders on his highway and went back to his patrol car (this is where I was really bummed).

He came back and very nicely said welcome to Montana, I am going to cut you a break and write you for 10 mph over the speed limit (80 in a 70) and told me that I could pay the fine (post bond) which is only 20 to him right there!

The cool thing about it is that it does not get reported to the dmv or the insurance company!! I guess living up here has more than one advantage! :thumbsup:
NOW THAT'S WHERE JUAN NEEDS TO LIVE!!!!

[socal328]

Have fun in traffic school Juan :)

Seriously though, some cop almost rear ended ME, and somehow it was my fault didnt cut his ass off or anything. He pulled me over and was super pissed. Then he goes on about how pissed he was and sh*t. He gives me a ticket for an "unsafe lane change" which is totally f*cked up because I dint change lanes. Anyway the ticket came out to $200 and I spent 8hrs of my sat in traffic school to avoid the bump in my insurance. F*ck da police.

[creanium]

So Adam, have you been on any of the no-speed-limit highways yet?

[VdubHomie]

Well i dont think i can go to trafic school. Alredy whent once in the last year, I think. And I alredy have a tiket on my INS. for speding . So we will se what happends. If I can go to school, Sweet i will. If Not, is anyone intrested in a 2003 Jazz Blue GTI ,Not smog legal, But will kik the shit out of a R32.(no ofence). 286 HP !!!!!

O yea and i seriousley thought the CHP was going to beat me with his button or something.

O yea and If i was a white girl i problesbly would not be going to work. Id be at my house doing dirty things. ha ha ha. :hitit:

[SYNYSTAGLI]

Well i dont think i can go to trafic school. Alredy whent once in the last year, I think. And I alredy have a tiket on my INS. for speding . So we will se what happends. If I can go to school, Sweet i will. If Not, is anyone intrested in a 2003 Jazz Blue GTI ,Not smog legal, But will kik the shit out of a R32.(no ofence). 286 HP !!!!!

O yea and i seriousley thought the CHP was going to beat me with his button or something.

O yea and If i was a white girl i problesbly would not be going to work. Id be at my house doing dirty things. ha ha ha. :hitit:

Man, Ya know how to get to my house using backroads.....shoulda ran from em like ya always do nugga :eek:

[VdubHomie]

Man, Ya know how to get to my house using backroads.....shoulda ran from em like ya always do nugga :eek:



FUck last time it was a car CHP . i can handle those . But bike cops can menuver really well and im prety sure he can hang with the turbo.

[VdubHomie]

Hey check out my profile and god damet i just edited the intest yesturday i think i jinxed myself.


Birthday:
January 8, 1981
Biography:
Bla Bla Bla
Location:
SD
Interests:
Exiding the speed limit !!!!!!
Occupation:
Does not pay enought !
Car:
Fast !

[creanium]

What's "exiding"? :p

[VdubHomie]

What's "exiding"? :p


All i can say is LON spell check !!!!!

[wrongbeach]

juan you always get off easy you fucker.

[Eurotuned]

Te dije guey que tarde que temprano te iban a agarrar!

Next time tell the cop you were doing 67 ... it works all the time

[mitssn]

He came back and very nicely said welcome to Montana, I am going to cut you a break and write you for 10 mph over the speed limit (80 in a 70) and told me that I could pay the fine (post bond) which is only 20 to him right there!

The cool thing about it is that it does not get reported to the dmv or the insurance company!! I guess living up here has more than one advantage! :thumbsup:
So lemme ge this straight, he gave you a minor ticket, it diddn'tgo on your record or to your insurance, and you could pay the fine on the side of the road....

Yup sound's like the cop made himself $20 that night

[GTISurfer]

I just paid 472.00 for a 95 in a 65 @ the CLMT office yo..............I too was doing 120 but had to get on the 52 offramp and thats where he got me.



Back in october the Clmt office hit me with a $800 something fine, 30 day liscence suspension and mandatory 16 hour traffic school. 104 in a 65 (same spot where juan was). I was going 120 most of the way down from Del Mar, but luckily his radar got me after I hit the brakes.




That big of a penalty makes you think twice about going that fast. Sure its fun but not worth $800.

[madajb]

So Adam, have you been on any of the no-speed-limit highways yet?
Ain't no such thing in Montana...hasn't been for a while.
=)
They just keep the fines really low.
-ajb

[madajb]

So lemme ge this straight, he gave you a minor ticket, it diddn'tgo on your record or to your insurance, and you could pay the fine on the side of the road....

Yup sound's like the cop made himself $20 that night
heh. I wouldn't suggest that to a cop unless you want to spend a night in jail
Had a friend of mine get pulled over in Missouri. Cop gave him a ride to the ATM so he could get money to pay the fine, then drove him back to his bike and sent him on his way.
=)
-ajb

[FunkTron]

heh. I wouldn't suggest that to a cop unless you want to spend a night in jail
Had a friend of mine get pulled over in Missouri. Cop gave him a ride to the ATM so he could get money to pay the fine, then drove him back to his bike and sent him on his way.
=)
-ajb


that is soooo weird!!!

wow. :confused:

[creanium]

Ain't no such thing in Montana...hasn't been for a while.
=)
They just keep the fines really low.
-ajb
When and why?

[madajb]

that is soooo weird!!!

wow. :confused:
It was either that or take him to jail, and I guess the cop didn't want to bother with it.
Did I mention it was cold, wet, and about 2:00am when my buddy got pulled over...on his bike...about 300 miles from home..
Who says cops have no sympathy? heh.
-ajb

[muneca0689]

:ha: Te dije guey que tarde que temprano te iban a agarrar!

Next time tell the cop you were doing 67 ... it works all the time

[FunkTron]

It was either that or take him to jail, and I guess the cop didn't want to bother with it.
Did I mention it was cold, wet, and about 2:00am when my buddy got pulled over...on his bike...about 300 miles from home..
Who says cops have no sympathy? heh.
-ajb



yeah...but for some reason....i keep thinking about Tijuana when i hear about cops taking you to the ATM....lmao!!!

(not from personal experience...but from stories i've heard)

[VdubHomie]

Te dije guey que tarde que temprano te iban a agarrar!

Next time tell the cop you were doing 67 ... it works all the time

Yea i know i was eventually going to get caught.

And the CHP officer did not ask me how fast i was going, he just told me.


As to donnie yea its expensive but I dont learn . What can i say"i live a crazy life" :cool: .


:smokem:

[VdubHomie]

Its like when people come into the shop and say well why cant i get this stuff waranted , when you have mods up the ass. You play you pay . this is a perfect example . Nobody can get away with everything just somethings.

And yea i can usually get away with stuff or at least most of the times. And even in this case i got away very lucky, the cop gave me a hell of a break !

[madajb]

As to donnie yea its expensive but I dont learn . What can i say"i live a crazy life" :cool: .
:smokem:
It's a road tax. heh.
-ajb

[Woody]

So lemme ge this straight, he gave you a minor ticket, it diddn'tgo on your record or to your insurance, and you could pay the fine on the side of the road....

Yup sound's like the cop made himself $20 that nightSteve,

I actually did not have the money on me. He said I could write him a check (made out to MHP) or I could take the ticket and mail in my 20 dollars, which is what I did.

And the highest posted speed limit I have seen in this part of Montana is 75MPH.

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that he did ask me about my car, I told him that it is a stock turbo. Then I asked him about his patrol car, he said it is a special edition Dodge Intrepid, rear wheel drive V8! (I know that AZ has some of these cruising around in plain clothes). Pretty cool...:thumbsup:

[RollinInGreenz]

I got to the part about the daughter and just about had a heart attack anticipating the cop saying SHE had an R32...whew...

[Valmont]

I just paid $350.00 for 90 in a 50 two days ago, i almost said "thats it" to the comissioner.

[SoCalDriver]

i got a ticket for 85 in a 55 when i was over 95, The speedo only went to 85 (friend old s10) and that last time i looked at the GPS it said i was at 95. luckily it was in Colorado and the fine was only $64!! and it took a year for my ins to find out then they dropped it off after 2 years.