ok, so im not romantic.. someone help me out !!

[OmFgRoTfLmFaO]

my girlfriend really wants me to ask her out to prom.. i dunno why i guess because i never ask her to do anything... i feel like hey she's my girl ill go with her and shell go with me..

anyways.. she wants to be asked to prom (even though we already got the tix and everything) but i have no clue as to how to ask her..

any guys/girls can think of a romantic way to ask her out with out walkin up and sayin hey.. wanna go to prom? lol

im a lost cause when it comes to bin romantic and ive only got 3 days left to ask so i turn to u guys...

[FunkTron]

maybe while taking out the trash.......you can remind her that she can just as easily be dumped at the curb..........

[OmFgRoTfLmFaO]

LMAO !!!! ya that would cause a fight haha..

no i wanna ask her but i cant think of anything... :)

ill keep that one in mind though...

[JETTAone420]

...kinda cheesey but in 9th grade when i asked my gf out to homecoming she once told me that everymornin when she wakes up the first thing she did was open her blinds to her room, since her window faced east so the sun would come in so late at nite (with her parents permission of course) i wrote it out with window chalk and set a dozen pink roses on the bushes haha lame i know but it worked out cuz this was a month b4 my bday......fast forward to my bday present from her and she gave me the 'holy grail' haha!
....fast forward again 2weeks later and we ended up breaking up. funny how things work out

[OmFgRoTfLmFaO]

i like that... ill def keep that one in mind if othin else comes along..

[ncttrnl]

Word of caution for you...

You're asking advice on how to be romantic from a car club thats over 90% guys and probably over 70% single.

Just keep that in the back of your head when the responses come rolling in and include things like "Steal a bottle of SoCo from your dad's liquor cabinet", "Club her and drag her off by her hair", and "Book a room at the Motel 8 because its not as shady as the Motel 6"

[GTiGirl]

Wow, I feel really old all of a sudden.

I never went to prom, but I would imagine that something like this would work:

Take her out to eat tonight - at a place with waiters, not where you order your food at a counter. When you pick her up, bring her flowers - not necessarily roses because that's played out, but something nice and not from 7-11. When you are finished eating, go for a walk. On the walk, be honest. Ask her to go to the prom with you and make it sweet and mushy - even if it is totally cheesy and you feel like a dumbass. She might even cry, in a good way, and let you put it in her after prom.

Good luck!

[Streamline]

Well when I bought tickets to Coachella I took my computer to my girlfriend and asked her if shes heard of any of the bands playing on Saturday.
She said 'no' (except for RHCP and a few others... of course)
I said, 'well now you will.'

What i'm getting at is, buy her something prom related, then show her (not the item directly, but through internet or tv or magazine. etc) and ask her how fun that would be to have (like a nice necklace or some fancy crap) and then when she says yeah, then give it to her and then ask.

I have figured out through my years, buying my gf crap is the single best way to make her smile :D.

[OmFgRoTfLmFaO]

might even cry, in a good way, and let you put it in her after prom.

Good luck!


omg i laughed so hard when i read that... !!

[Streamline]

even if it is totally cheesy and you feel like a dumbass. She might even cry, in a good way, and let you put it in her after prom.

This has to be the single best line I have ever heard regarding 'prom.'

Thank you.

[JETTAone420]

Wow, I feel really old all of a sudden.

I never went to prom, but I would imagine that something like this would work:

Take her out to eat tonight - at a place with waiters, not where you order your food at a counter. When you pick her up, bring her flowers - not necessarily roses because that's played out, but something nice and not from 7-11. When you are finished eating, go for a walk. On the walk, be honest. Ask her to go to the prom with you and make it sweet and mushy - even if it is totally cheesy and you feel like a dumbass. She might even cry, in a good way, and let you put it in her after prom.

Good luck!

ahha what makes it cool is this is comming from a girl!!:tup2:
and btw saying that it does make u seem like mother goose...jk!

[GTiGirl]

Well, let's all be honest.

Prom for girls is a parade of ones self - the attempt to be the prettiest girl, get the prettiest dress, wear a tiara, etc. Basically, practice for a wedding. Girls' objective = to feel and look prettier than her friends, and especially her enemies.

But for guys, prom is about showing off your hot girl, watching your hot girl dance freaky with her hot girl friends, maybe even a titty will fall out of someones dress. Basically, get worked up so that you can get her drunk at the after party and smash her poon. Also, practice for a wedding. Guys's objective = bang someone(s).

So, have fun, be safe, wear a rubber and take a cab/limo!

[GTiGirl]

and btw saying that it does make u seem like mother goose...jk!

What does mother goose have to do with getting laid at prom?

[FunkTron]

What does mother goose have to do with getting laid at prom?

maybe he was referencing choking the chicken?:confused:

[Streamline]

But for guys, prom is about showing off your hot girl, watching your hot girl dance freaky with her hot girl friends, maybe even a titty will fall out of someones dress. Basically, get worked up so that you can get her drunk at the after party and smash her poon. Also, practice for a wedding. Guys's objective = bang someone(s).

Sounds more like the guys objective for life.

[FunkTron]

you should tell her that unless she starts giving up the butt sex......your going to take Marcy to the prom instead.......

;)

only looking for your best interest.....

[GTiGirl]

you should tell her that unless she starts giving up the butt sex......your going to take Marcy to the prom instead.......

;)

only looking for your best interest.....

That's hilarious because one trend we've noticed in sex related behaviors with teens is that anal sex is the new "safe" sex. "You can't get pregnant if you get fucked in the ass!"

Too bad it can't prevent you from getting STD's and the HIV.

[JETTAone420]

wow...i didnt know that was a new 'trend'

i still dont justify puttin it in the poop shoot

[FunkTron]

your first stay in jail........you'll appreciate it more.......

[Streamline]

your first stay in jail........you'll appreciate it more.......

Experience?

[JETTAone420]

Experience?
:stupid:

[speedi]

Just ask her!

--- wait, don't ask, just tell her -> Hey we are going to the prom - the limo will be at your house at 6.

** and get the chrysler 300 limo too**

[vwbora1point8t]

whatever happened to just going to prom, she knows it, you know it, you've already got tix. MTV is ruining our youth. Here's what you do: grab her by the hair, drag her to ur car and claim ur mofo' prize before, during, and after prom. sheesh. I say wip "it" out, and tell her to get in and crank ur boost up to 18psi. get her panties wet as the turbo spools.

[GTiGirl]

whatever happened to just going to prom, she knows it, you know it, you've already got tix. MTV is ruining our youth. Here's what you do: grab her by the hair, drag her to ur car and claim ur mofo' prize before, during, and after prom. sheesh. I say wip "it" out, and tell her to get in and crank ur boost up to 18psi. get her panties wet as the turbo spools.

A little violent, no?

[JETTAone420]

NO..BUT HES GOT A POINT, why make it difficult everyone knows prom is the perfect excuse to lose your virginity

[vwbora1point8t]

Word of caution for you...

You're asking advice on how to be romantic from a car club thats over 90% guys and probably over 70% single.

Just keep that in the back of your head when the responses come rolling in and include things like "Steal a bottle of SoCo from your dad's liquor cabinet", "Club her and drag her off by her hair", and "Book a room at the Motel 8 because its not as shady as the Motel 6"


and over 78% here are level 40 blood elves or higher on World of Warcraft. This place crawls with virgins. There are more virgins here than orcs swarming Quel'Thalas and Azeroth combined!!! <---case in point:cool:

[Tom (aka Godzilla)]

Is "get in the car bitch" not romantic enough?

[GTIcrazy]

smash her poon

Brilliant. I am going to somehow incorporate that phrase into a conversation at least once a day from now on...

[Paul]

But for guys, prom is about showing off your hot girl, watching your hot girl dance freaky with her hot girl friends, maybe even a titty will fall out of someones dress. Basically, get worked up so that you can get her drunk at the after party and smash her poon. Also, practice for a wedding. Guys's objective = bang someone(s).

So, have fun, be safe, wear a rubber and take a cab/limo!


ROFLMAO

[JETTAone420]

how about u jus leave a (flower of choice) with a note attached, saying "will u go to prom with me?," on her door step ring the door bell and run around the side of the house when she opens the door hopefully she comes looking for u with her answer

[jwill'sMK4]

how about u jus leave a (flower of choice) with a note attached, saying "will u go to prom with me?," on her door step ring the door bell and run around the side of the house when she opens the door hopefully she comes looking for u with her answer


HAHAHA that was me who wrote that ^^^

Ted remeber to sign off when u use the writing center someone could jus happen to use the same computer to go on here like me:rolleyes:

[OmFgRoTfLmFaO]

omg ive never seen so many funny ass responses.. thnx all

i like gathering advice from 40 year old virgins who drive VW's/Audi's/BMW's/etc.

makes things interesting.. :)

[JETTAone420]

lmao!!! i was reading htat right now thinking WTF!! when did i write this!! sadkfjw;ith3w4
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hahah

[jwill'sMK4]

omg ive never seen so many funny ass responses.. thnx all

i like gathering advice from 40 year old virgins who drive VW's/Audi's/BMW's/etc.

makes things interesting.. :)

haha yea thank god i dont fall in to the 40 yr old category...err or the virgin category:tup2:

[vwbora1point8t]

haha yea thank god i dont fall in to the 40 yr old category...err or the virgin category:tup2:

jwill, dont kidd urself, u know ur a level 50+ night elf on world of warcraft. hahaha:p

[Rento_VW]

Sorry guys but GTIGirl has the BEST responses ever in this thread holy wow that's hilarious...

[joeandhisjetta]

and over 78% here are level 40 blood elves or higher on World of Warcraft. This place crawls with virgins. There are more virgins here than orcs swarming Quel'Thalas and Azeroth combined!!! <---case in point:cool:

haha dood how do you know that much shit about warcraft, wth is a swarming quel???

[vwbora1point8t]

warcraft is the dorkiest game evAr. and Quel'Thalas is a region in the warcraft "universe" similar to california and America. As for my in depth knowledge, its no mystery why im a 25 year old virgin. but im raking up those level points TRUST! woot woot! hahahah

[vwbora1point8t]

but in all honesty, i have yet to meet a girl that doesnt giggle/wet her panties are the turbo spools and shes thrown back in her chair with downpipe vibrations coming through the seats. you should cheat on ur gf with her sister, thatd make her beg to go to prom with you. take my advice!W3RD

[joeandhisjetta]

hahah i never drive fast w/ my girlfriend in the car, most girls are not impressed my driving and cars unless the car is "cute". unless its a rare cool chick who is like "damn that car has some hidden power, its probably running 21 psi" and your like shut up and blow me lol jk about the last part

[jwill'sMK4]

hahah i never drive fast w/ my girlfriend in the car, most girls are not impressed my driving and cars unless the car is "cute". unless its a rare cool chick who is like "damn that car has some hidden power, its probably running 21 psi" and your like shut up and blow me lol jk about the last part


most girls i kno ARE impressed they go "damn how we get to 100mph so fast" or "wow it doesn't even feel like we're goin that fast"

then there are the rare ones that say "when can i drive?" to which i say "get out!" hehe...

[vwbora1point8t]

then there are the rare ones that say "when can i drive?" to which i say "get out!" hehe...[/quote]

ROFL!!!!!!!!! I've been there, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. only people 2 have driven my car
1. Me
2. The engineer

-Then they shot the engineer.

[GTiGirl]

You boys are so hilarious.

[JLCVDUB]

unless its a rare cool chick who is like "damn that car has some hidden power, its probably running 21 psi" and your like shut up and blow me lol jk about the last part



that is the funniest thing i have ever heard

[mk4chris]

maybe she wants u to ask her so she could say NO :D

[jwill'sMK4]

can we get an update?

[OmFgRoTfLmFaO]

:)

[jwill'sMK4]

lol

[PhätTony]

:hammerh: Oh my God!! To all of you... your gonna get the kid dumped before prom. Look here lil' dude. You have to listen to what she talks about. The things she says she likes, wants, dreams about. Yeah, the shit she was talking about when you were playing your video games, or off in la la land. None of us know her. Especially like you do, so we can't say what she likes. Try to think about it yourself. You'll be proud of yourself. But if your still clueless: Best thing is to ask her best friend or her sister. Never her brother or parents. Even if she finds out you asked them, she wont be mad that you tried your hardest. Next time...if you really like her...pay attention to her! Smoothness is in the blood. You just cant attain it.

1. Take out a newspaper ad

2. Have flowers and a damn bear or some shit sent to her work or class.

*3. Follow the Trail (leave a bunch of clues for the whole day, it lets her mind wander and keeps her busy the whole time)


*My pick

ps: Stop talking about getting laid...your 17-18 for christ sakes. If you think so damn much about it then it'll nevr happen...

GET YOURS!!!

[OmFgRoTfLmFaO]

:)

[jwill'sMK4]

hope it wasn't the first but congrats if it was

[PhätTony]

niiiiice!

[RavinJetta]

Good job laying the pipe haha