View Full Version : I will go down on you
anitx
05-22-2007, 06:18 PM
....and make you extremely happy.
Then I will come back up, and fuck you.
Sincerely,
Gas Prices
bugzy
05-22-2007, 06:19 PM
tease!
SYNYSTAGLI
05-22-2007, 06:19 PM
oh damn...........
anitx
05-22-2007, 06:20 PM
Damn. That was fast.
SYNYSTAGLI
05-22-2007, 06:21 PM
+17 rep points for that one ;)
oc-audica
05-22-2007, 06:24 PM
mmmmmmmmm
Monster8V
05-22-2007, 06:24 PM
yeah but it didnt make me THAT happy yet I still got fucked without the benefit of a reach around. They reached around and grabbed my wallet.....
anitx
05-22-2007, 06:26 PM
+17 rep points for that one ;)
http://newbeetle.org/forums/images/smilies/suggested/rev.gif That's what I'm here for!
wikedgolf
05-22-2007, 06:43 PM
....and make you extremely happy.
Then I will come back up, and fuck you.
Sincerely,
Gas Prices
HAHAHAHA... best line ever!!
Agent Orange
05-22-2007, 06:44 PM
gayness, you whore
madajb
05-22-2007, 07:44 PM
I must be dating the wrong gas stations, 'cause I don't see any sign of it going down...
-ajb
Schneller
05-22-2007, 07:52 PM
....and make you extremely happy.
Then I will come back up, and fuck you.
Sincerely,
Gas Prices
Only last time, you didn't come back up...save for air! :bump:
anitx
05-22-2007, 07:54 PM
Only last time, you didn't come back up...
That's how you like it ;)
Schneller
05-22-2007, 08:17 PM
That's how you like it ;)
Yeah, but if you die down there, it'll be a mess to clean up and hide the evidence.... :bump:
JETTAone420
05-22-2007, 10:33 PM
CHRISTINA...I SERIOUSLY WAS GONNA CALL U AFTER READING THAT THEN MIDWAY I HUNG UP.... hahahah your so righteously awesome!!!!
Agent Orange
05-23-2007, 12:11 AM
CHRISTINA...I SERIOUSLY WAS GONNA CALL U AFTER READING THAT THEN MIDWAY I HUNG UP.... hahahah your so righteously awesome!!!!
Righteously huh Ted??? Now you're just getting her hopes up...
Dear God... that was fucking hysterical. My mom asked me to send it to her so she can email it to her homies... :)
JETTAone420
05-23-2007, 12:20 AM
nikkis mom's homies FTW!!!!
haha thats soo gangster!!!
anitx
05-23-2007, 12:39 AM
NIKI's mom's homies FTW!!!!
haha thats soo gangster!!!
;)
FunkTron
05-23-2007, 01:20 AM
Dear God... that was fucking hysterical. My mom asked me to send it to her so she can email it to her homies... :)
If you can't share your mom with your friends....who can you share her with?!?
It ain't no funnnnnnnnnn.........if the homies can't haaaaaaaaaaave none.....
JETTAone420
05-23-2007, 01:33 AM
.....u killed it
/thread
Tom (aka Godzilla)
05-23-2007, 11:52 AM
Very clever.
Fritz
05-23-2007, 03:38 PM
i hit the $75 limit at the pump yesterday, and didnt get a full tank out of the deal... my ass hurts.
Streamline
05-23-2007, 03:52 PM
Tease.
anitx
08-21-2007, 03:23 PM
this thread needs a :bump:
JETTAone420
08-21-2007, 03:25 PM
gas hasnt been to bad lately i guess...i can get almost half a tank with 15$
Kelly Girl
08-21-2007, 03:56 PM
OMG, i laffed so hard, i think i may have tinkled jus' a lil bit tho...
scottd1975
08-21-2007, 04:11 PM
what does anitx and the city bus have in common? you can get on and off for just a quarter
Kelly Girl
08-21-2007, 04:19 PM
woah... harsh.. you kiss yor momma w/dat mouf?
scottd1975
08-21-2007, 04:21 PM
she knows i love her
Lunchbox
08-21-2007, 04:24 PM
Woah... harsh bud, harsh.
GTiGirl
08-21-2007, 04:56 PM
Gross...
But 91 is under $3.00 these days! Woot! Last time I paid under $3.00 was February 24 ($2.969) - almost 6 months exactly!
anitx
08-21-2007, 05:07 PM
what does anitx and the city bus have in common? you can get on and off for just a quarter
$1.75, please!
scottd1975
08-21-2007, 05:08 PM
i owe you like what a fusion drink by now
anitx
08-21-2007, 05:10 PM
i owe you like what a fusion drink by now
:eek:
When did this happen?? Was I asleep? ...doesn't make a difference. Wouldn't have felt it either way. :tup2:
GTiGirl
08-21-2007, 05:13 PM
Gross again.
scottd1975
08-21-2007, 05:27 PM
who cares if you feel it as long as i get mine
:bj:
DarkstaR
08-22-2007, 12:27 AM
wow good one
Manticore1023
08-22-2007, 11:57 AM
heh. I LOL'd. :)
Lunchbox
08-22-2007, 01:59 PM
Uhh...w..i..e..r..d..
who cares if you feel it as long as i get mine
:bj:
slowjet
08-22-2007, 10:14 PM
yeah but it didnt make me THAT happy yet I still got fucked without the benefit of a reach around. They reached around and grabbed my wallet.....
lmao
anitx
03-28-2008, 12:12 PM
I am seriously dreading filling up my tank today. :(
JETTAone420
03-28-2008, 12:20 PM
y its a 2.slow
87 ftw
A4effort
03-28-2008, 12:20 PM
i put my car into stock mode for the first time ever, the other day, when i couldnt afford 91, or how fast the audi blows through a tank
anitx
03-28-2008, 12:35 PM
y its a 2.slow
87 ftw
I knooooow. I dunno how you guys do 91.
"Gotta pay to play" I guess....
A4effort
03-28-2008, 01:26 PM
screw it i used to drive a v8 lincoln mark VIII with a supercharger, i got 11 miles to the gallon on a good day, if you stomped it you could get 4-5mpg. glad i sold that beast
Rhynolite
03-28-2008, 02:04 PM
Gross...
But 91 is under $3.00 these days! Woot! Last time I paid under $3.00 was February 24 ($2.969) - almost 6 months exactly!
Where are you in SD? I'm paying 4 bucks for 91 up in north county! :(
jwill'sMK4
03-28-2008, 02:06 PM
hahaahah not having a car is nice i saved $300 on gas last month
chris
03-28-2008, 05:01 PM
....and make you extremely happy.
Then I will come back up, and fuck you.
Sincerely,
Gas Prices
Haha...Good one ;)
chris
03-28-2008, 05:02 PM
Gross...
But 91 is under $3.00 these days! Woot! Last time I paid under $3.00 was February 24 ($2.969) - almost 6 months exactly!
Under $3....where?
Agent Orange
03-28-2008, 10:48 PM
FJ40+cheapo gas+living & working in Palmdale=30 dollars lasting ALL week
anitx
03-31-2008, 01:41 AM
Bamboozled again!!!
For you, baby. Anything ;)
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