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Damon
06-25-2007, 04:20 PM
Oookkk... my wife told me about a new diet pill called "alli". It's the first diet pill approved by the FDA. It works by only allowing your body to absorb about 1/3 of the fat you ingest.



There's only one problem.


If you eat a fatty meal, you'll poo yourself. SRSLY.

Let's look at some quotes from the official website (http://www.myalli.com/howdoesitwork/treatmenteffects.aspx)

gas with oily spotting
The excess fat that passes out of your body is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza.
You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work
You may not usually get gassy, but it's a possibility when you take alli. The bathroom is really the best place to go when that happens


One carne asada burrito and you've got poopants. Who among us would take this pill?

Bimmer Pilot
06-25-2007, 04:24 PM
Loose Stools FTMFW !!

Just go get some ripped fuel from TJ...

FunkTron
06-25-2007, 04:26 PM
Montezuma's revenge.........

the challenge really here is to take this stuff.........and try to hold off for as long as you can...........after eating cheesecake.........

Ivan
06-25-2007, 04:39 PM
Oh shit that's a good one.:ha:

uncontrollably shitting out anything you eat, nice diet.

Damon
06-25-2007, 04:47 PM
I love the fact that they suggest you'll shit yourself at work, so bring a change of clothes!

Arts_1_8t
06-25-2007, 05:01 PM
damn...you gotta get one of them man-pons.

manpon definition (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=manpons) in case you didn't know =)

v2rocket
06-25-2007, 06:57 PM
didnt bugles snacks do the same thing too?

and that low fat stuff they used in chips for awhile

just buy a bag of those

fcastle
06-25-2007, 07:36 PM
didnt bugles snacks do the same thing too?

and that low fat stuff they used in chips for awhile

just buy a bag of those

It was Olestra and I believe it was described as "oily rectal discharge."