Damon
06-25-2007, 04:20 PM
Oookkk... my wife told me about a new diet pill called "alli". It's the first diet pill approved by the FDA. It works by only allowing your body to absorb about 1/3 of the fat you ingest.
There's only one problem.
If you eat a fatty meal, you'll poo yourself. SRSLY.
Let's look at some quotes from the official website (http://www.myalli.com/howdoesitwork/treatmenteffects.aspx)
gas with oily spotting
The excess fat that passes out of your body is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza.
You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work
You may not usually get gassy, but it's a possibility when you take alli. The bathroom is really the best place to go when that happens
One carne asada burrito and you've got poopants. Who among us would take this pill?
There's only one problem.
If you eat a fatty meal, you'll poo yourself. SRSLY.
Let's look at some quotes from the official website (http://www.myalli.com/howdoesitwork/treatmenteffects.aspx)
gas with oily spotting
The excess fat that passes out of your body is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza.
You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work
You may not usually get gassy, but it's a possibility when you take alli. The bathroom is really the best place to go when that happens
One carne asada burrito and you've got poopants. Who among us would take this pill?