You might be a redneck if....

[FunkTron]

No, Scratch that. You are Captain fucking Redneck http://www.worksafeboredom.com/content/images/smilies/rofl.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/triuneself/bilde.jpg

[JETTAone420]

i want that apparell!....how ironic

[RollinInGreenz]

oh man I wish I had gotten a picture of this guy I saw in Laguna yesterday at my regular beach.

longhorns hat, white framed, ruby mirrored oakleys, abercrombie shirt, cargo shorts, rightous sock tan, and a confederate mother effing flag BEACH TOWEL!

its like off-rotation Military issue gear or something...

[anitx]

Ooooooh my daaaamn.

[URQ]

I want that shirt!

[Tom (aka Godzilla)]

oh man I wish I had gotten a picture of this guy I saw in Laguna yesterday at my regular beach.

longhorns hat, white framed, ruby mirrored oakleys, abercrombie shirt, cargo shorts, rightous sock tan, and a confederate mother effing flag BEACH TOWEL!

its like off-rotation Military issue gear or something...

Go to Panama City Beach in Florida. Everyone's dressed like that.

[oc-audica]

http://www.lmnotees.com/store/jesus-is-my-gardener-tshirt-p-84.html

[joeandhisjetta]

i have that hat lol