Floaters vs Sinkers

[FunkTron]

Discuss your diet and poo buoyancy here.

[JETTAone420]

hahaha visit vortex much rich?
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3433426


....considerin my size and as much as i pig out....it doesnt show for it in the porcealen(sp?)

[wikedgolf]

i very.. lol

[JETTAone420]

ewwe mel

[wikedgolf]

Hahaha

[Kelly Girl]

Discuss your diet and poo buoyancy here.

Richard, you sharing brain cells with Janelle??

[TOYr32]

I find that it varies with my diet and water consumption . . .

. . . Sometimes its the titanic full steam ahead . . .
. . . Other times its the titanic "Iceburg scene"

. . . The real question is . . . Olympic High Diver, or Shamu House of Douse!?!?!?!

[anitx]

. . . The real question is . . . Olympic High Diver, or Shamu House of Douse!?!?!?!

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAH


..done???






....nope, still laughing!.....



BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[Bimmer Pilot]

I like the F-117...
No trace anywhere

consumption of meat also determine whether they sink or swim, more "distinkly" iron intake.

[IfYouSeeKay]

I ate half a box of Kashi Go Lean yesterday andthis morn.... i had to break up a sinker so it would flush . If I ever had to take a cock in the pooper or smuggle heroine over the boarder in my ass, im sure i could after today. It was like 2 large pepper grinders... the big ones.
Ick.

[FunkTron]

hahaha visit vortex much rich?
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3433426


....considerin my size and as much as i pig out....it doesnt show for it in the porcealen(sp?)

sure don't.........purely coincidence........

Richard, you sharing brain cells with Janelle??

nope......Janelle is my ex........Jonelle is the poop parader.....:tup2:

[Kelly Girl]

ah, et all makes senz now

[TOYr32]

I ate half a box of Kashi Go Lean yesterday andthis morn.... i had to break up a sinker so it would flush . If I ever had to take a cock in the pooper or smuggle heroine over the boarder in my ass, im sure i could after today. It was like 2 large pepper grinders... the big ones.
Ick.

Cock in the A$$?? WTF . . . hmmm

[TOYr32]

Anyways . . . in the celebration of sharing . . .

The other day I had Buca Di Beppos and I don't know what it was but the next morning I had soft serve coming out.

And not just like a sample at Mcdonalds . . . I'm talking foster freeze dippedin chocolate mega cone . . .

. . . it was swirling aroung the toilet, I thought that it wasn't gonna stop . . . I think if I kept going without flushing, it would have touched me it was so high!!!

[GTiGirl]

OMG, this is the best thread EVAR!!!

Anyhoo...

I still remember one remarkable poo I had in 2005... it's stuff of legend with my old coworkers at CSUSM. After an extensive break in the ladies room, I returned to the office and immediately emailed my inside circle something to this effect:

"OMG I just took the raddest poo... it was like a giant potato that was too large to make it through the hole... it kept struggling like a dog with a 2 foot long stick in it's mouth attempting to go through a 1 foot wide doggie door..."

But potato poos are a thing of the past for me. Some of my close buddies on SCE know that I have had significant health - GI - issues since I was a little kid. Luckily for me, through intense research, western + eastern medicine (herbs + acupuncture), and therapy, my poo is running much smoother.

Most of my poos now are like soft serve ice cream with "fish flake" souvenirs for Rob. The other day it was super green, which is awesome since green is my favorite color these days.

[oc-audica]

i been droppin off the kids at the pool very frequently lately

nice solid droppers

but i ate a few mcdonalds cheesburgers sunday and the shit was pretty sloppy yesterday.

im all good now mang!

i been taking vitamins in the morning to help my poopoo come out better

and eating some solid sammiches at work - turkey cheese lettuce whole gran bread... mmmm... i can only take it for so long though

[wikedgolf]

OMG, this is the best thread EVAR!!!

Anyhoo...

I still remember one remarkable poo I had in 2005... it's stuff of legend with my old coworkers at CSUSM. After an extensive break in the ladies room, I returned to the office and immediately emailed my inside circle something to this effect:

"OMG I just took the raddest poo... it was like a giant potato that was too large to make it through the hole... it kept struggling like a dog with a 2 foot long stick in it's mouth attempting to go through a 1 foot wide doggie door..."

But potato poos are a thing of the past for me. Some of my close buddies on SCE know that I have had significant health - GI - issues since I was a little kid. Luckily for me, through intense research, western + eastern medicine (herbs + acupuncture), and therapy, my poo is running much smoother.

Most of my poos now are like soft serve ice cream with "fish flake" souvenirs for Rob. The other day it was super green, which is awesome since green is my favorite color these days.


u cease to amaze me every day.. lol

[TOYr32]

OMG, this is the best thread EVAR!!!

Anyhoo...

I still remember one remarkable poo I had in 2005... it's stuff of legend with my old coworkers at CSUSM. After an extensive break in the ladies room, I returned to the office and immediately emailed my inside circle something to this effect:

"OMG I just took the raddest poo... it was like a giant potato that was too large to make it through the hole... it kept struggling like a dog with a 2 foot long stick in it's mouth attempting to go through a 1 foot wide doggie door..."

But potato poos are a thing of the past for me. Some of my close buddies on SCE know that I have had significant health - GI - issues since I was a little kid. Luckily for me, through intense research, western + eastern medicine (herbs + acupuncture), and therapy, my poo is running much smoother.

Most of my poos now are like soft serve ice cream with "fish flake" souvenirs for Rob. The other day it was super green, which is awesome since green is my favorite color these days.

Giving birth out your ass . . . very admirable!! Is it like Anal . . . does it really shrink back to normal size?? . . . . Nevermind . . . don't answer that . . . this is the line . . . and I'm way over it :D

[GTiGirl]

Giving birth out your ass . . . very admirable!! Is it like Anal . . . does it really shrink back to normal size?? . . . . Nevermind . . . don't answer that . . . this is the line . . . and I'm way over it :D

You tell me!!! Oh that's right, I forgot "What happens on deployment, stays on deployment!"

[IfYouSeeKay]

Cock in the A$$?? WTF . . . hmmm
That was a joke....

[JETTAone420]

ya'll ever get those poopoos that u drop a lil nugglet and u get a lil return splash?

[Manticore1023]

. . . The real question is . . . Olympic High Diver, or Shamu House of Douse!?!?!?!

ROFLMAO


so in my case, it's a regular thing. every weekday morning about 9:30am, I drop a dirt snake after breakfast. :tup: like clockwork, yo.

I try to stay away from fast food, cuz it gives me morning mudbutt the next day. but In-n-Out is soooooo good!


oh, and GTiGirl, that was one of the best poo stories I've ever heard. :tup2:

[anitx]

ROFLMAO


so in my case, it's a regular thing. every weekday morning about 9:30am, I drop a dirt snake after breakfast. :tup: like clockwork, yo.



what about the weekends?? hmmm

[Manticore1023]

what about the weekends?? hmmm

my weekend schedule varies. most of the time, I wake up late, so I don't eat until lunchtime. but since I eat breakfast as soon as I get to work (mon-fri schedule :)), I can usually count on a 9:30 poo. :D

having a separate office wing all to ourselves, along with enough counter space for a griddle, toaster, waffle maker, and automated cappuccino machine rocks!

:tup2::tup2::tup2:

[GTiGirl]

ah, et all makes senz now

Yeah, I forgot to tell you I spell my name with an "O" Jonelle... Janelle with an "A" has a very specific meaning to most of the old skoolers on the site... No worries though!

[GTiGirl]

oh, and GTiGirl, that was one of the best poo stories I've ever heard. :tup2:

Thanks! I'm sure I've got more up my sleeve... or down my pants?

[Kelly Girl]

OH KAY J-oh-nelle gots it

BTW, is gas allowed here? cuz i can rock some mean toots, if i eat too much garlic.
and i have a totally hillariouz poot story

[jwill'sMK4]

kelly ur hotness factor is dropping i'd suggest u stop postin in here or else u might get down to say X's level

side note ur coolness factor is raising with each post in this thread

so do u wanna be cool or hot???

[Kelly Girl]

i thought my hottness factor dropped when you discovered i had a bf.

but ok, i can take a hint, just don't be mean about X to make a point, that's weaksauce

[jwill'sMK4]

she knos im kidding im waiting for her to get off work so i can see her reBUTal and actually ur hotness factor skyrocketed when i found out about ur bf cuz honestly who wants someone that nobody else wants?

[GTiGirl]

OMG sometimes my farts smell like a crime scene!

[GTiGirl]

Oh shoot... maybe this thread will get locked now because I admitted my farts smell like crimes, which might be illegal... and it might offend someone like smoking weed does and SCE is supposed to be "semi-clean" even though NWF tittie shots are OK!

Should I edit my post? Oh that's right... I'm sure some pussy mod or admin will do it for me :)

Ban me fuckers!

[Kelly Girl]

lolz.

omg. don't worry jonelle my boobies are locked -- wtf is going on here lately?

[GTIcrazy]

Informative threads like this are such a treat. Keep it going (so to speak). Thanks everyone for sharing...

[GTiGirl]

lolz.

omg. don't worry jonelle my boobies are locked -- wtf is going on here lately?

Getting too big for the britches...

Back on topic. I just pooped and it was orange because I ate a bunch of organic baby carrots yesterday!

[TOYr32]

C'mon . . . no need to hammer the mods or admins. I think they do a good job filtering stuff. I think they only lock tings when people start threatening each other . . . or a line has been crossed.

As long as people ingage in interesting conversation I don't think this will get locked.

Now if someone mentions an Alaskan Pipeline (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+pipeline) and starts saying one of the girls needs to send a pic using one. I think this thread might get locked. :D

[Woody]

ummm, has anybody ever visited www.ratemypoo.com (http://www.ratemypoo.com) ?

[Kelly Girl]

C'mon . . . no need to hammer the mods or admins. I think they do a good job filtering stuff. I think they only lock tings when people start threatening each other . . . or a line has been crossed.

As long as people ingage in interesting conversation I don't think this will get locked.

Now if someone mentions an Alaskan Pipeline (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+pipeline) and starts saying one of the girls needs to send a pic using one. I think this thread might get locked. :D


are you a sycophant, or just really nice?

[GTiGirl]

are you a sycophant, or just really nice?

Hahahaha... I looked that up and a synonym was "parasite"... fitting in a thread about poop.

[TOYr32]

I guess I'm just trying to be really nice . . . just didn't want this forum to turn into a mod and admin bashing hater community like some of the other car forums.

And I really don't think GTiGirl meant anything by her comment . . . I just kinda needed an excuse to post up Alaskan Pipeline!!

[GTiGirl]

I don't hate the mods and admins... they are all my friends; I'm practically married to one. And I did mean my comments... so don't assume. I think the whole "cross the line" bs is just that - bull shit!

Speaking of shit... today I pooped and farted at the same time. Good thing I was on the toilet!

[Kelly Girl]

Speaking of shit... today I pooped and farted at the same time. Good thing I was on the toilet!


congratulations on your SHART!

[TOYr32]

I hate when that happens. When a big ass fart pushed out your shit so fast you find yourself sitting in the splash zone!

And then it smells really nasty!

[Manticore1023]

I hate when that happens. When a big ass fart pushed out your shit so fast you find yourself sitting in the splash zone!

And then it smells really nasty!

what's even worse is when you have to do that, and someone is sitting in the next stall in a quiet restroom (I'm talking so quiet you can hear a pin drop). you have to time the cover-up flush just right! :D

[CALL AAA]

Sinky and stinky, just like this thread.

[TOYr32]

what's even worse is when you have to do that, and someone is sitting in the next stall in a quiet restroom (I'm talking so quiet you can hear a pin drop). you have to time the cover-up flush just right! :D

HAHAHAHA sooo true . . . when you're sitting there and you hear the door open . . . I always ponder . . . "get up and flush and finish later". Or I bring my feet closer to the shitter so they can't see my shoes!!

[anitx]

I hate when you're in public, and you just HAVE TO GO! So just as you're "getting down" someone comes in, they use the stall next to you, and if they see you walking around they'll KNOW it's you, b/c you're wearing very unique shoes...or whatever. :doh2:

I used to have purple Converse...so yeah. :p

[TOYr32]

Public restrooms are nasty!! I'm a bit of a germophobe and I'll put my hand on the back wall and hover hahahaha!! Then scrub the my hands really good after. I don't trust those paper ass gaskets!

[anitx]

Eh..I don't drop duece in EVERY public bathroom...


BUT! My High School's poty rooms were pretty clean. :D

[Kelly Girl]

Public restrooms are nasty!! I'm a bit of a germophobe and I'll put my hand on the back wall and hover hahahaha!! Then scrub the my hands really good after. I don't trust those paper ass gaskets!

try the double bag.
place one cover one way, then flip the other one opposit. the wax coating should be facing down.

hovering is worse, you run the risk of rubbing your undergoodies on the toilet set.. gnarly

[TOYr32]

try the double bag.
place one cover one way, then flip the other one opposit. the wax coating should be facing down.

hovering is worse, you run the risk of rubbing your undergoodies on the toilet set.. gnarly

I'm Asian . . . it doesn't hang that low!! ;)

[Kelly Girl]

yer undergoodies are your

panties
chonies
thong
tightey whitey
boxers

not yer twig or berries

[TOYr32]

yer undergoodies are your

panties
chonies
thong
tightey whitey
boxers

not yer twig or berries

I knew that . . . Ummmm . . . http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/Tonkatoy163/SocalEuro/9.gif

[Kelly Girl]

yeah, uh, no you deeent

[v2rocket]

jalapeno peppers + great khans screaming sauce + jalapeno burgers w/ chipotle mayonaisse = FIRE!

it floats too

[Kelly Girl]

spicey foods give me poo0-fetti

[GTiGirl]

jalapeno peppers + great khans screaming sauce + jalapeno burgers w/ chipotle mayonaisse = FIRE!

it floats too

Hahahaha... you'll be doing handstands in the shower later!

[TOYr32]

Hahahaha... you'll be doing handstands in the shower later!

Left Over Poo Particles flowing into your face, up your nose, and in your mouf!

[SYNYSTAGLI]

http://www.forumspile.com/You-Are-Full_of_Shit_(Toilet).jpg

[SYNYSTAGLI]

:puke::puke::puke: look like floaters to me...........

[anitx]

http://www.forumspile.com/You-Are-Full_of_Shit_(Toilet).jpg

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!!

[TOYr32]

HAHAHAHA . . . reminds me of Bootcamp . . . on the rifle range . . . 400 marines using 4 porta jons . . . you would open the door and it would be so full it would be overflowing, and as it got warmer, the shit would rise, and you'd open the door and it would spill out at you!!! You'd be standing in piss and shit, just to get away from the Drill Instructors!!! HAHAHAHA

[Kelly Girl]

yo, that crosses a line!! no need for poo shots

[SYNYSTAGLI]

yo, that crosses a line!! no need for poo shots

Remember - FTBC (failure to be cool) is not a crime!:tup2::tup2:

[Kelly Girl]

ha ha! you win!!

[GTiGirl]

OMG who has that picture of Richard from the diaper game at Chris' baby shower????

[TOYr32]

OMG who has that picture of Richard from the diaper game at Chris' baby shower????

This one?? :puke:
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/Tonkatoy163/SocalEuro/Picture930.jpg

[Kelly Girl]

omfg.. richard is a skat-eater... ew!

[TOYr32]

Sorry to revive this thread butt . . .

I hadn't gone in a few days, I was starting to cramp up, and I finally let it go in my condo down in Temecula. Anyways . . . It was standing straight up in the toilet, like half went down the hole, while the other half was standing at Attention. When I flushed, there was toilet paper on the end that was still dry because it never got to touch the water.

Luckily I was painting that the time, so I used one of those wooden stirrers to break it up, I had to stir it though, it was so nasty . . . It was bad I had to rewipe myself a couple times that day!!

[JETTAone420]

ever sit on the comode and just rip a hallelujah fart that feels good?

[TOYr32]

OMG . . . I was in the field once and I was holding it and holding it cause I didn't bring any TP, and I finally got back to camp and ripped this huge long assssssss fart in the jon . . . the kind where you feel the pressure releasing from your upper stomach area . . . it was so good, but I was pissed i held it in, I though I had to sh!t!