NWF: Things that made you HORNY today!

[TOYr32]

Well . . .

My wife is taking some progesterone to help with her Endometriosis . . . and it increases sex drive.

It's the only female specific medication that I've ever heard of increasing sex drive. I thought it was standard that womens medications said they decrease sex drive as an excuse to not have to perform . . .

Anyways . . . I'm typing away having Dirty thoughts!!

[daygoVR6]

WOW the things I could post..........

[jwill'sMK4]

i haven't left my home yet but im sure once i get back from work tonite i'll have something to post

[christian18t]

lol WTF things that made you horny???? where do i start

[oc-audica]

a lady at work told me i looked like a little boy
then felt my hair and said she loved it

cougar status!

[01rdGOLF]

your mom :p

[christian18t]

i haven't left my home yet but im sure once i get back from work tonite i'll have something to post


x2 thats for sure. i work at plaza bonita so ill have this thread present throughout my day:D

[anitx]

:headbang: Thank you, ToyR32!!!

:D :D 20psi!! :D :D

[anitx]

x2 thats for sure. i work at plaza bonita so ill have this thread present throughout my day:D

Where do you work?? I used to work there, too.

Plaza Burrito! :p

[christian18t]

Where do you work?? I used to work there, too.

Plaza Burrito! :p
sprint store second level by the food court

[anitx]

sprint store second level by the food court

My friend Ricky worked there for like -2 days, after transfering from the Chula Vista store.

Any ways...back to the horny-ness!!

[christian18t]

My friend Ricky worked there for like -2 days, after transfering from the Chula Vista store.

Any ways...back to the horny-ness!!

oh yeah i know ricky hes a cool guy:D

[Kelly Girl]

http://www.midaswelby.com/Head_and_Boulders/ImHorny01.jpg

[TOYr32]

HEY HEY . . . back on topic!!

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/Tonkatoy163/SocalEuro/03sep11nsfw-slim-fittins.jpg

[christian18t]

:hitit::hitit::hitit::hitit::hitit::hitit::hitit:x 2


HEY HEY . . . back on topic!!

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[bengerman]

:Dyour mom made me horny ahhahahahah

[JETTAone420]

when my girl sucks on my tounge....
insta-BOING



chicks that let the sides of their thongs/g's creep up the sides of their pants


cold rooms with thin shirts


chicks with sweat pants rolled up

[TOYr32]

GOUCHOS!!!! Seeing girls walk and their cheeks shaking!! Ohhhh I love the mall!!

[Kelly Girl]

thinking about how great a bubble bath would be right about now...

[saraH]

GOUCHOS!!!! Seeing girls walk and their cheeks shaking!! Ohhhh I love the mall!!

My old roommate told me that gouchos were the most disgusting thing he has ever seen a girl wear. He referred to them as pirate pants.

I came home and my roommate had cleaned the whole apartment and was passed out on the couch. I went and laid down in his bed and woke up with the blankets covering me up.

Went into the bathroom and he had even cleaned in there, and he had candles lit and a bubble bath ready for me. One of the best friends I could ask for.

[Kelly Girl]

your roommate sounds like a friend, with benefits, no??

[TOYr32]

My old roommate told me that gouchos were the most disgusting thing he has ever seen a girl wear. He referred to them as pirate pants.

I came home and my roommate had cleaned the whole apartment and was passed out on the couch. I went and laid down in his bed and woke up with the blankets covering me up.

Went into the bathroom and he had even cleaned in there, and he had candles lit and a bubble bath ready for me. One of the best friends I could ask for.

And by roomMATE you mean . . .

[saraH]

He is not. Just a good friend. He's dating a girl right now, just knows I've been having a rough week.

[PhätTony]

GOUCHOS!!!! Seeing girls walk and their cheeks shaking!! Ohhhh I love the mall!!


gaucho's? not familiar

[boostedMKIV]

Thinking about my girls 34DDs........Yum

All Natural :)

[boostedMKIV]

My old roommate told me that gouchos were the most disgusting thing he has ever seen a girl wear. He referred to them as pirate pants.

I came home and my roommate had cleaned the whole apartment and was passed out on the couch. I went and laid down in his bed and woke up with the blankets covering me up.

Went into the bathroom and he had even cleaned in there, and he had candles lit and a bubble bath ready for me. One of the best friends I could ask for.

Hmm, sounds like he wants alittle more then the friendship status, my own g/f wont even do shit like that for me....lol

[saraH]

gaucho's? not familiar

http://uploader.meinwirt.com/files/94/gaucho.jpg

[boostedMKIV]

Ahhhh, those pants = madd camel toe :)

[saraH]

Hmm, sounds like he wants alittle more then the friendship status, my own g/f wont even do shit like that for me....lol

Nah, not like that at all. Just having a bad week and his girl yelled at him because he had been being an asshole. We make good friends, but there is nothing there.

That or I'm in serious denial.

[Kelly Girl]

He is not. Just a good friend. He's dating a girl right now, just knows I've been having a rough week.


YAY, you have a sense of humor and can take a little kidding around.
I was SOOOO worried you might be upset...


anyway back to the ribbing... this roommate is either totally gay , or totally into you.;)

none of my guy friends run a bath for me... [tho my pal in college got me good and drunk and then took me out for ice cream when my ex dumped me]:tup2:

[TOYr32]

Nah, not like that at all. Just having a bad week and his girl yelled at him because he had been being an asshole. We make good friends, but there is nothing there.

That or I'm in serious denial.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/Tonkatoy163/SocalEuro/denial-woodward.jpg

[saraH]

Haha, it takes a lot to piss me off Kelly.

he's dating some chick I already make it awkward enough living here, not my place to step on any toes

[Kelly Girl]

thank goodness, everyone's been so touchy lately...

YOU ARE IN DENILE, and i don't mean the river in Egypt!! lolz

[PhätTony]

http://uploader.meinwirt.com/files/94/gaucho.jpg


I was hoping you wouldnt mean these ones. I hate these pants.

[boostedMKIV]

thank goodness, everyone's been so touchy lately...

YOU ARE IN DENIAL*, and i don't mean the river in Egypt!! lolz

:tup2:

[jwill'sMK4]

oh i LOVE gouchos they practically encourage going pantyless since u can see every panty line and a lot of girls hate that :tup: nothing like a fat ass in gouchos

although on the other side of the spectrum if its too fat u can see the dimples in a girls ass but then again depending on the girl that could be a good thing or a bad thing

[PhätTony]

but most of the girls that wear gouchos have nooooooooooooooo ass. whatsoever. i for one have never seen a nice ass in gauchos.

[jwill'sMK4]

that sux tony ur missing out

[IfYouSeeKay]

I woke up to my GF walking around our bedroom this morning wearing nothing but a smile. I have been thinking about her beautiful ass all day.

[oc-audica]

a got offered a bj @ work. no joke!

[Streamline]

Thinking about my girls 34DDs........Yum

All Natural :)

You and me both. Well she's 36D (claims) but all her bras are 36DD :).

[Kelly Girl]

i have a nice ass and i wear gauchos!

step off boys! they're comfy!!

[PhätTony]

i have a nice ass and i wear gauchos!

step off boys! they're comfy!!


Thou shalt not pad thine own stats! .........YOU LEAVE THAT TO US!

[PhätTony]

a got offered a bj @ work. no joke!


Ted! you need to stop stoppin by peoples work on your days off.

[vwbora1point8t]

vanessa hudgens nude pic
*don't ask**

[jwill'sMK4]

vanessa hudgens nude pic
*don't ask**


u jus saw that lol



anyway my sps unit jus came in the mail so now i get to play with my boost

[christian18t]

but most of the girls that wear gouchos have nooooooooooooooo ass. whatsoever. i for one have never seen a nice ass in gauchos.


go to the mall trust me

[TOYr32]

I woke up to my GF walking around our bedroom this morning wearing nothing but a smile. I have been thinking about her beautiful ass all day.


x2 :D:D:D

[RS4Dreamer]

http://uploader.meinwirt.com/files/94/gaucho.jpg


I love those things, my ex had lots of those and I would love it when she wore it, o she was a soccer played so she had a nice ass.


I was walking to class and this hot ass girl was wearing a business getup and it was half buttoned and her bra was showing, it was so hot. And it looked like she was jsut relieving since she was at the end of the parking lot where i parked. OOOOOeeeee

[RS4Dreamer]

is it just me or does the font look small for everyone

[JETTAone420]

working at officemax....

i get to see milfs in their natural habitat!!!

btw...like a few weeks ago i saw this lady in the furniture dept. so i went up to her to see if she needed anything...as i was walkin towards her, her other daughter jumped in front of me to sort of ward me off....i didnt think anything of it until i got to the mommy...and yep!! she was full fledge breast feeding rite their in front of me...needless to say i literally stood their for like a good 5seconds before it kicked in that i prob shouldnt be standing their lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was awesome nice creme toned breast just filled with mothers love and that lil kid just molly wompin away...

[boostedMKIV]

working at officemax....

i get to see milfs in their natural habitat!!!

btw...like a few weeks ago i saw this lady in the furniture dept. so i went up to her to see if she needed anything...as i was walkin towards her, her other daughter jumped in front of me to sort of ward me off....i didnt think anything of it until i got to the mommy...and yep!! she was full fledge breast feeding rite their in front of me...needless to say i literally stood their for like a good 5seconds before it kicked in that i prob shouldnt be standing their lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was awesome nice creme toned breast just filled with mothers love and that lil kid just molly wompin away...
I dont get why some women do that shit in public, especially in the middle of a damn department store.

[JETTAone420]

yea yea... at first it was kina cool to see that shit live but then i was kinda thinkin...id yell at my wife if she did that!

[jwill'sMK4]

i bet u wanted a turn on that nipple

[01rdGOLF]

soooooooooooooooo why is this thread labeled NWF??? i don't see any boobies.:boobies::headbang::banana2::wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

[Monster8V]

a got offered a bj @ work. no joke!


Yeah? What was his name?? :tup2::ha:

[TOYr32]

I dont get why some women do that shit in public, especially in the middle of a damn department store.

:offtopic But, if you must know . . . only cause I used to work for a womens health company . . .

Some women need to breast feed frequently to keep their breasts from becoming engorged with milk. Some women produce milk faster and more frequently then others. Not only are engorged breasts painful, but can also be a health risk resulting in Mastitis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastitis).

I don't agree with women not being able to breastfeed in public (not cause I'm a perv) That is why there is some breastfeeding act in congress to allow women that are breastfeeding more breaks, and prevent discrimination.

What I do not agree with is having your boob out for everyone to see. I believe that if you're gonna do it in public, you already know you're gonna do it, so prepare and bring a blanket to cover yourself.

[Kelly Girl]

amen, women's public bathrooms have a lounge area for a reason!!

[JETTAone420]

waking up with the elusive morning wood....

[Kelly Girl]

Thanks dood, that's a visual i didn't need...

http://www.gatodegrandesbotas.com/photoblog/images/wood_texture.jpg

[TOYr32]

Thanks dood, that's a visual i didn't need...

http://www.gatodegrandesbotas.com/photoblog/images/wood_texture.jpg

HEHEHE . . . he wished he had wood that big . . . :D

[saraH]

I remember when my niece was first born my sister in law would breast feed anywhere. It always made my dad very uncomfortable becasue she'd constantly be at their house and just whip it out. She eventually got really good at covering up which made it a lot better.

[JETTAone420]

is it true breast milk tastes sweet and can stain clothes?

[TOYr32]

Very Sweet . . . don't know if it stains, but it stings when it gets squirted in your eyes!!

Edit: Nevermind, it doesn't sting . . . think of it was french vanilla coffee creamer!

[Kelly Girl]

aaaaaaaah, ew YOU guys, really that's gross

[JETTAone420]

::runs to fridge and grabs french vanilla coffee creamer:

[RS4Dreamer]

I was walking up a set of stairs at the Scripps Clinic dropping something off and this hot girl was running/ hopping down the stairs and she had a nice rack. So hot.

Great way to start off the morning,

[fcastle]

Thanks dood, that's a visual i didn't need...

http://www.gatodegrandesbotas.com/photoblog/images/wood_texture.jpg

Rise and Shine, heheh.

[oc-audica]

Yeah? What was his name?? :tup2::ha:
dick! :p

[FunkTron]

but most of the girls that wear gouchos have nooooooooooooooo ass. whatsoever. i for one have never seen a nice ass in gauchos.

Come with me to San Diego State for a day.....

a got offered a bj @ work. no joke!

Are they hiring?.........cuz I could use one as well......

i have a nice ass and i wear gauchos!

step off boys! they're comfy!!

prove it.......pics are herby and officially demanded........

I woke up to my GF walking around our bedroom this morning wearing nothing but a smile. I have been thinking about her beautiful ass all day.

I've been thinking about her beautiful ass all day too. :tup2:

dick! :p

Hey asshat.......leave me out of this........

[JETTAone420]

bout time u chime in dick.....

[Kelly Girl]

srsly, somebody's been asleep at the wheel, richard WAKEthefcukUP

and you had a prime opportunity to scope my ass out at the SCE GTG, but you were too busy with the model and your microphone. sry.

[FunkTron]

srsly, somebody's been asleep at the wheel, richard WAKEthefcukUP

and you had a prime opportunity to scope my ass out at the SCE GTG, but you were too busy with the model and your microphone. sry.

i know....i was busy.........work is work.........and it's priority..........you can tell by my love life. :p

[PhätTony]

i know....i was busy.........work is work.........and it's priority..........you can tell by my love life. :p

I'm sorry your what?....*crickets*

[PhätTony]

pwned

[FunkTron]

I'm sorry your what?....*crickets*

exactly my point.....i don't even know what it is.............:confused:

[Kelly Girl]

oh, poor baby. too bad i don't know any nice girls to set you up with...

[mr_wrong]

Well . . .

My wife is taking some progesterone to help with her Endometriosis . . .

Man, that's some painful stuff right there. mrs wrong had that too, and described it as being stabbed in the side.

Sorry- not trying to ruin your fun..

[FunkTron]

oh, poor baby. too bad i don't know any nice girls to set you up with...

hell..........i'd even try to work it out with some naughty girls at this point........:p

[saraH]

naughty girls can be fun. You need to find a nice girl with a naughty side

[PhätTony]

naughty girls can be fun. You need to find a nice girl with a naughty side

Dont we all

[Kelly Girl]

hell..........i'd even try to work it out with some naughty girls at this point........:p


unfortunately i am serious.. my non-car enthusiast, non-MINI gals are not terribly ideal mates, plus they're scattered all over the place. i KNOW what y'all are thinking, i'm a terrible person for saying this ish on my gals, but srsly i have trouble with their issues sometimes ...

[saraH]

Dont we all

Well I don't I prefer males

[Cicada]

...porn.

[RollinInGreenz]

the blinding glow of my brand new Coralife power compact lighting for my reef tank :)

[TOYr32]

Quoted from the Things that made you HAPPY today! (http://www.socaleuro.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25711&page=6) thread . . .

Get to go to yoga class in five minutes and de-stress from the day!

mmmmm . . . yoga . . .

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That makes me Happy Too!!!!

[Kelly Girl]

the blinding glow of my brand new Coralife power compact lighting for my reef tank :)

THAT made you horny??

http://www.thatpetplace.com/images/presentation/P33412.jpgman you got bigger issues!!

[IfYouSeeKay]

naughty girls can be fun. You need to find a nice girl with a naughty side
Every girl has a naughty side, not every guy can unlock it though.

[FunkTron]

naughty girls can be fun. You need to find a nice girl with a naughty side

round one up.......let's give it a go....

unfortunately i am serious.. my non-car enthusiast, non-MINI gals are not terribly ideal mates, plus they're scattered all over the place. i KNOW what y'all are thinking, i'm a terrible person for saying this ish on my gals, but srsly i have trouble with their issues sometimes ...

<----seeking meaningful overnight relationship........

[Kelly Girl]

<----seeking meaningful overnight relationship........

yeah, well all you need is a good wingman then!

[bugzy]

gwtn5KWsMkU

[anitx]

:wtf:

I feel cheated.

[bugzy]

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WI7NEC8Z

here's the unedited video =)

[anitx]

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:tdown:

(I feel like a horn dog :p )

[bugzy]

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:tdown:

(I feel like a horn dog :p )
she's gorgeous !! if she's for real, all natural too ... and she eats !! not like girls that starve themselves

and she shows off her goodies ;)

:)

[FunkTron]

yeah, well all you need is a good wingman then!

without a doubt...........

[Kelly Girl]

ha ha rich,

one of my clients is recently divorced and we're hanging out at a trade show.
i've been pegged as the wingman, cuz i wouldn't let him go home with a hooker, or go home with an ugly chick...

[TOYr32]

ha ha rich,

one of my clients is recently divorced and we're hanging out at a trade show.
i've been pegged as the wingman, cuz i wouldn't let him go home with a hooker, or go home with an ugly chick...

Hooker = experienced . . . plus you can pay them to do things repsectable women wouldn't allow you to do . . . http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/Tonkatoy163/Emoticons/aol_goldenshowers.gif

[vwbora1point8t]

^^^^ Llllllloooooooooollllllllllllll

[FunkTron]

a good woman wingman = gold

[krakkaNW]

a good woman wingman = gold

i agree with mr. dickead on this. and i will stick by it. :tup::tup: