Things that made you LAUGH today!!!! [Archive]

anitx

10-18-2007, 09:24 PM

My little brothers' girlfriend called when he was going p00 so I picked up and here's how it went..

__X: Hello?

Her: Uh...is...Angel there?

__X: *walks to brothers' room*

Bro: I'm in the bathroom!!!

__X: He's going p00 :D

Her: Uuuuh, I'll call back in 10 minutes

__X: You better make is 20, Mmmmkay? Bye!

xoutofstepx

10-18-2007, 09:26 PM

My boss flying a toy helicopter around the office haha.

anitx

10-18-2007, 09:27 PM

My boss flying a toy helicopter around the office haha.

Aww! I wish my boss was THAT cool....

My boss farted in the bathroom when she didn't know I was in there and seeing her face when she stepped out of the stall was priceless!! :p

Dubbster

10-18-2007, 09:34 PM

I found the key to my coworkers desk, and while he was out today I moved his whole cubicle, I mean files, pictures, computer, pens, post its, knick knacks, everything, to a cubicle down the hall. So funny.

xoutofstepx

10-18-2007, 09:55 PM

Aww! I wish my boss was THAT cool....

My boss farted in the bathroom when she didn't know I was in there and seeing her face when she stepped out of the stall was priceless!! :p

haha yeah he is a character, a rich character!

ewwww nasty!! haha that must have been funny though. you can blackmail her now.

saraH

10-18-2007, 10:17 PM

I took a second job for the ARC. We were at the mall today and we were pushing the wheel chairs around and one of my clients let out the loudest fart I have ever heard in my life.

anitx

10-18-2007, 10:34 PM

I took a second job for the ARC. We were at the mall today and we were pushing the wheel chairs around and one of my clients let out the loudest fart I have ever heard in my life.

http://www.newbeetle.org/forums/images/smilies/suggested/fart.gif

huitzi

10-18-2007, 11:15 PM

when i saw this thread

anitx

10-18-2007, 11:33 PM

when i saw this thread

That's what it's here for!! :D

..nothing makes you feel better than a smile every now-and-then

jwill'sMK4

10-19-2007, 01:50 AM

richard's reply in the post whore thread

Rento_VW

10-19-2007, 03:42 AM

This.

http://adurah.com/img/hp7_spoilers.jpg

kRimit

10-19-2007, 04:23 AM

This.

http://adurah.com/img/hp7_spoilers.jpg

Oh that was a good little chuckle I had after that. Very nice.

TOYr32

10-19-2007, 08:50 AM

Aww! I wish my boss was THAT cool....

My boss farted in the bathroom when she didn't know I was in there and seeing her face when she stepped out of the stall was priceless!! :p

Reminds me of my old Gunny . . . I was taking a leak and he was dropping some bombs, and afterwards he opened up the stall and saw me. He must got flustered cause he walked right out of the bathroom. So while he was walking I yelled . . . Gunny took a SH!T and didn't wash his Hands!!!!

People were laughing he picked up a chock block (wooden triangle to keep trucks from rolling away) and threw it at me as I was running away!

Funny Shit!

jwill'sMK4

10-19-2007, 04:02 PM

This.

http://adurah.com/img/hp7_spoilers.jpg

yes indeed i had i good laugh

anitx

10-20-2007, 02:54 AM

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jwill'sMK4

10-20-2007, 03:01 AM

lmao i never could pop like that but i tried... anyway cuz is fat

anitx

10-20-2007, 03:02 AM

anyway cuz is fat

Are you drunk?

jwill'sMK4

10-20-2007, 03:03 AM

nope i meant his stomach he has a mad beer gut

jwill'sMK4

10-20-2007, 03:03 AM

hahaha dude looks like hes preggo

anitx

10-20-2007, 03:05 AM

nope i meant his stomach he has a mad beer gut

hahaha dude looks like hes preggo

You're talking to yourself now ;)

jwill'sMK4

10-20-2007, 03:09 AM

i didnt wanna edit my post

anitx

10-20-2007, 03:14 AM

i didnt wanna edit my post

:slap:

Rento_VW

10-20-2007, 03:25 AM

That vid... I'm blind.

anitx

10-20-2007, 03:27 AM

LMAO!!!!

...sorry! ...wait, no I"m not :p

Rento_VW

10-20-2007, 03:28 AM

My eyes are still bleeding, even after the eye drops... It burns so bad.

Rento_VW

10-20-2007, 03:29 AM

My link is still funnier

http://adurah.com/img/hp7_spoilers.jpg

jwill'sMK4

10-20-2007, 03:32 AM

yea still funny

anitx

10-20-2007, 03:37 AM

My eyes are still bleeding, even after the eye drops... It burns so bad.

Jusstin-->:bj:<--YOU

...maybe that'll help?

I hear man chowder in eye helps the burning. ;)

jwill'sMK4

10-20-2007, 03:38 AM

ewww but i guess i can help if needed

Rento_VW

10-20-2007, 03:39 AM

.... That's just wrong... Just oh so terribly wrong....

You really should check out my site.

http://adurah.com/img/hp7_spoilers.jpg

jwill'sMK4

10-20-2007, 03:41 AM

yea i saw that earlier

Rento_VW

10-20-2007, 03:42 AM

Was talking about antix lol.

jwill'sMK4

10-20-2007, 03:44 AM

shes no 'sucker' lol... hmmm wait a sec...

Rento_VW

10-20-2007, 03:45 AM

oooo ziiing

anitx

10-20-2007, 03:46 AM

ewww but i guess i can help if needed

Someone has DDS (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Desperate+Dick+Syndrome)

...and I'm not falling for your website, dude ;)

[and my effin' screen name is A-N-I-T-X !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ]

Thank you, kindly.

Rento_VW

10-20-2007, 03:50 AM

jwill'sMK4

10-20-2007, 03:54 AM

search annoying user and u'll find out lol

anitx

10-20-2007, 03:54 AM

Last post of the day... Since i'm reserving post #1000. Ummm... This means I can't post much.

So.. To cram a few things together...

DDS ROTMFFLMMFAOOMFGWTFBBQLOLKTHX.

and.... I'm sorry it's almost 3 am.. i'm tired, now going to bed.. and what's a "Anitx"?

The time has come my little one..to learn the meaning of ANITX :)

ANITX = XTINA (backwards)
XTINA = CHRISTINA
CHRISTINA = Me :) (Yes, I am a girl ;))And yes, I am tired as well. I shall see you mother fuckkas tomorrow...er LATER ;0

....don't worry after 1k you don't give a fuck. It's like popping a cherry to quote Jusstin (Jwill)

NINJA EDIT:
search annoying user and u'll find out lol

F-U..I know you wanna ;)

anitx

10-20-2007, 03:55 AM

CHRISTINA = Me :) (Yes, I am a girl ;))
*insert joke about me not being a girl here* :p

jwill'sMK4

10-20-2007, 03:56 AM

The time has come my little one..to learn the meaning of ANITX :)

ANITX = XTINA (backwards)
XTINA = CHRISTINA
CHRISTINA = Me :) (Yes, I am a girl ;))And yes, I am tired as well. I shall see you mother fuckkas tomorrow...er LATER ;0

....don't worry after 1k you don't give a fuck. It's like popping a cherry to quote Jusstin (Jwill)

NINJA EDIT:

F-U..I know you wanna ;)

ROFLMAO funniest thing i've seen all day

jwill'sMK4

10-20-2007, 03:57 AM

[/list]*insert joke about me not being a girl here* :p

nah too easy nowadays gotta come up with new material

anitx

10-20-2007, 03:59 AM

ROFLMAO funniest thing i've seen all day

It's only 3!

There's more where that came from ;)

jwill'sMK4

10-20-2007, 04:01 AM

i truely hope so

anitx

10-20-2007, 04:05 AM

F-U..I know you wanna ;)

ROFLMAO funniest thing i've seen all day

There's more where that came from ;)

i truely hope so

ME > you

(Oh wait is this me being a blowhard http://www.newbeetle.org/forums/images/smilies/suggested/pinch.gif)

anitx

04-16-2008, 12:18 AM

anitx: Where's that place in SD where they bring by meat to your table???
A500: a so cal euro gtg
A500: the meat just comes
anitx: Oooooooh!

:ha:

BTW, I was talking about restaurant :p