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PhätTony
12-12-2007, 12:26 PM
Jessica Alba is pregnant with a tool name Cash's kid.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/12/jessica-alba-is-preggers/
PhätTony
12-12-2007, 12:44 PM
oh dear god! Smite this Cash down with Polar Bear sized poop with Penguin beaks! Damn him to hell!


lol
Kelly Girl
12-12-2007, 12:44 PM
oh man, TONY, i'm soo sorry
TOYr32
12-12-2007, 01:08 PM
What makes me upset is when these hot women have these guys that aren't the best of the bunch. I'm not saying I'm easy on the eyes, but when you look at Christina Aguilera, Shannon (from American Pie), Jessica Alba to name a few . . . I think I might have had a chance!!
DarkstaR
12-12-2007, 01:12 PM
noooooooooooo!
BLACK 1.8T
12-12-2007, 01:18 PM
What makes me upset is when these hot women have these guys that aren't the best of the bunch. I'm not saying I'm easy on the eyes, but when you look at Christina Aguilera, Shannon (from American Pie), Jessica Alba to name a few . . . I think I might have had a chance!!

I feel you there. It's great that there are beautiful people out there that can look passed the physical appearance, but at the same time you feel a bit jealous and think to yourself, "why couldn't I be that average person they fell in love with?". lol. :D
mike
12-12-2007, 01:45 PM
Yeah, He damaged the goods.
v2rocket
12-12-2007, 01:56 PM
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/08/09/did-derek-jeter-give-jessica-alba-herpes/

dont forget the herpes!
GTi_01
12-12-2007, 02:21 PM
nooooooooooooooo! :(
Tom (aka Godzilla)
12-12-2007, 02:38 PM
Wait....does that mean she's not a virgin anymore? Drat!!!
BLACK 1.8T
12-12-2007, 02:45 PM
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/08/09/did-derek-jeter-give-jessica-alba-herpes/

dont forget the herpes!


Herpes isn't a big deal. It's treatable. I'd risk it. :p
Rento_VW
12-12-2007, 02:47 PM
Wow.. this is grave news... *sigh* Oh well.
ReNNeN.CaRL
12-12-2007, 05:20 PM
"why couldn't I be that average person they fell in love with?". lol. :D

I'd hardly call Producers average. More like average looking ballers :p
mike
12-12-2007, 05:30 PM
Herpes isn't a big deal. It's treatable. I'd risk it. :p

As long as she isn't broken out around the mouth, you should be ok.......... :bj:
BLACK 1.8T
12-12-2007, 06:11 PM
I'd hardly call Producers average. More like average looking ballers :p

Average is still average. And cash warren is a director's assitant AKA he's the director's bitch. lol. :p
Kelly Girl
12-12-2007, 06:13 PM
ha ha jessica has busted ravioli
mike
12-12-2007, 06:21 PM
ha ha jessica has busted ravioli

Well, I wont be eating any of that anytime soon, or any ravioli's, seriously, thats nasty.
DarkstaR
12-12-2007, 06:24 PM
Well, I wont be eating any of that anytime soon, or any ravioli's, seriously, thats nasty.

haha!
JETTAone420
12-12-2007, 06:28 PM
man...i wonder wat that dude was thinkin the second he busted a nutinside lol (not like i care) but i mean ifthat was me and i deposited my check in jessica alba my mind would be going a mile a minute with such thoughts as...

yesssss

did i really ejaculate in the great JESSICA ALBA???

god...wait till i tell my buddy's this!


LOL...wow i really got waaay to much time on my hands rite now
Kelly Girl
12-12-2007, 08:00 PM
naw, ted you just need to get laid
jincs
12-12-2007, 11:42 PM
Boooo, I heard this on the radio this morn. So many disappointed men out there, that ass is tagged for life. :(