Duck in a Bar

[ATEN]

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fucking bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a fucking bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?

[krakkaNW]

haha. reminds me of jokes on a popsicle stick.

[oc-audica]

popsicle sticks dont say fuck man~!