M3 conversion my ass ....

[bugzy]

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/car/541846123.html


What up im the owner of A new motorsports shop coming to miramar, Toretto Motorsports. I have for sale a 2004 bmw 325ci, silver with grey leather, tiptronic transmission, this is my first high end car iv done some tasteful m3 mods to. It has 19" staggered rims, 265 tires in the rear. BRAND NEW JUST PUT THEM ON TONIGHT!!! m3 badge kit, toretto badge kit, m3 front fender vents, m3 front poly lip, xenon headlights, BMW navigation system. This car is pristine!!! Title is clean! will go fast so hurry!
palmersnow@yahoo.com

28,000 obo or trade for evo,2000-03 m5, wrx sti, nsx. http://images.craigslist.org/0101010104070103032008011663bf223375f5d20daa006a2c .jpg http://images.craigslist.org/01010001030301040220080116922f4f33f08babbf2300d030 .jpg http://images.craigslist.org/01010101020501030820080116152bca3a3683a0816e00efb7 .jpg http://images.craigslist.org/01010401020501041020080116c1062d070908bbd998008e81 .jpg

[Streamline]

Can't you buy an early e46 m3 for that price?

Nothing beats the Civic converted to an e36 m3 though.

[bugzy]

not at this price with the "toretto badge kit"

[huitzi]

lol thats hilarious

[v2rocket]

lol poor kid wont get anything for that

[sensinitas]

wow what a great way to kick off his new shop...

[bugzy]

anyone feel like emailling him? and showing some interest on his obviously not an M3 conversion of anything

the only M3 anything on the car, maybe is the M3 badges

on a side note ... let him know that we might miss a once in a lifetime opportunity to miss out on a scam of a deal ;)

[vr6gtiguy]

when i first saw that, i started laughing, i thought someone was making a fast and the furious type shop, wasnt that vin disels last name? its been a while since ive seen them so i dont remember lol

[Anonymous]

when i first saw that, i started laughing, i thought someone was making a fast and the furious type shop, wasnt that vin disels last name? its been a while since ive seen them so i dont remember lol

You're right :D

F&F IMDB (http://imdb.com/title/tt0232500/)

[oc-audica]

dat M3 iz teh shit lolz

[mike]

We have a term for those cars in my line of work, this one is an "M"325. . . .. That is just terrible, the worst part is some kid in a civic will beat him in a race then think his civic is faster then an "M"3

[lbvr6]

STREET RACERS OF LA JOLLA!!!!!! please read
Dom Teretto...lead the greatest crew in cali...everyone wanted to be them...anyways...this crew is Toretto Motorsports..In a few years i amopening a shop in ...
sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/car/532100175.html - Similar pages


HAHAHA!!! Some one sent this to me in an email

[OnTheGreen]

STREET RACERS OF LA JOLLA!!!!!! please read
Dom Teretto...lead the greatest crew in cali...everyone wanted to be them...anyways...this crew is Toretto Motorsports..In a few years i amopening a shop in ...
sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/car/532100175.html - Similar pages


HAHAHA!!! Some one sent this to me in an email


Check out the thread on Vortex.
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3638790

Terreto Motorsports page

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=311434926

His Myspace

http://www.myspace.com/palmersnow


Funny stuff.

[sensinitas]

tell me someone has emailed this tool. I would, but I can't access email from work.

[oc-audica]

sweet i added his girl on myspace

[BLACK 1.8T]

sweet i added his girl on myspace

lol

[lbvr6]

You guys are just baggin' on this guy because he has a different style, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

[lbvr6]

You guys are just baggin' on this guy because he has a different style, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Who am I kidding, what a ****** ***

[kRimit]

He and his "crew" have only the tightest, fastest cars... haven't you heard? After calculating all the extra power this guy was able to muscle into his car, I've come to the conclusion that he is practically unbeatable. I mean the faux M3 side vents add an extra 37 horses a piece...

Based on my calculations, I've come to the conclusion that these douches are more than likely going to go out racing their cars in attempt to "...take on the car scene by a storm" (myspace.com/TorettoMotorsports). This storm is bound to leave behind a trail of destruction and devastation. I hope they don't kill anyone, or themselves.

www.myspace.com/TorettoMotorspots:
Who I'd like to meet: "Anyone with an import that is a TRUE car enthusiast"
Interests: "JDM imports...no ricers here...German imports..."

Yeah... He's a douche.

[project86]

You're right :D

F&F IMDB (http://imdb.com/title/tt0232500/)

OMG, that is the funniest thing I've heard in a while. I'd like to know where this guys shop is, where he is coming from, and how he thinks anyone is going to take their car to him. Any fool can put a badge kit, some can even put them on straight, unlike Mr. Torretto. WOW

[Southpaw]

hah hah hah...

[bugzy]

OMG, that is the funniest thing I've heard in a while. I'd like to know where this guys shop is, where he is coming from, and how he thinks anyone is going to take their car to him. Any fool can put a badge kit, some can even put them on straight, unlike Mr. Torretto. WOW
i think we should setup a meet at his shop and check out his ///M products

i wouldnt mind adding some ///M products to a GTI ;)

[OnTheGreen]

i think we should setup a meet at his shop and check out his ///M products

i wouldnt mind adding some ///M products to a GTI ;)

How about contacting the guy, and say you saw his ad for the car and shop and you want to invest. All he has to do is come up with a business proposal and give a presentation on it. :)

[BLACK 1.8T]

All he has to do is come up with a business proposal and give a presentation on it. :)

If he even knows what a business proposal is.

[sensinitas]

I emailed him and haven't heard back yet...

[mike]

His page states he make 100-150K a year, married and in college.........................

[mike]

is this on bimmer forums?

[CALL AAA]

....

[Monster8V]

a few bolt on parts and he touts the car as "High End"?:rolleyes:

Well, I guess ill read more of this thread before I post anything else........

[ronsega]

Picture Fixed!


http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/car/541846123.html



What up im the owner of A new motorsports shop coming to miramar, Toretto Motorsports. I have for sale a 2004 bmw 325ci, silver with grey leather, tiptronic transmission, this is my first high end car iv done some tasteful m3 mods to. It has 19" staggered rims, 265 tires in the rear. BRAND NEW JUST PUT THEM ON TONIGHT!!! m3 badge kit, toretto badge kit, m3 front fender vents, m3 front poly lip, xenon headlights, BMW navigation system. This car is pristine!!! Title is clean! will go fast so hurry!
palmersnow@yahoo.com

28,000 obo or trade for evo,2000-03 m5, wrx sti, nsx. http://www.mospeada.net/images/ghetto/ghetto.jpg http://images.craigslist.org/01010001030301040220080116922f4f33f08babbf2300d030 .jpg http://images.craigslist.org/01010101020501030820080116152bca3a3683a0816e00efb7 .jpg http://images.craigslist.org/01010401020501041020080116c1062d070908bbd998008e81 .jpg

[AndrewE46]

Lol^

[super b5.5]

some tell him i said to just shoot his self!



sorry to be so blunt, but he's a damn idiot. he must have the biggest ricer shop in cali!

[v2rocket]

i flagged it to be removed muahahahahaha

[CALL AAA]

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[zRockstar]

LOLERZ!!!! That is awesome, this is what he meant to say...

well the vents are like a quarter inch thick so it might not look right on the hood...you can't just jump in the ring with the heat cause you think you can box...i can find you a front lip for your car and i can install it for free if you want, along with a cold air intake, a nos fogger system, direct port nitrous induction, and a stand alone fuel management system...if you want the badges we can meet up and chill, afterall you do owe me a 10 second car... ill go ahead and order your badge for you and you can just pay me when i give it to you, I got the shrimp...yeah im starting an online business for Toretto motorsports, your slangin parts for Harry right...and im looking for some car guys to be apart of it, Vince and Leon just showed up one day and never left...we will have meets and what not, whatever you're in, I want a part of...i can get any part for any car, over night parts from Japan, put it on my tab a Harry's...and then once my grocery store opens we will all have a gathering place and what not...so where are you located Mr. Arizona?

[CALL AAA]

LOLERZ!!!! That is awesome, this is what he meant to say...

well the vents are like a quarter inch thick so it might not look right on the hood...you can't just jump in the ring with the heat cause you think you can box...i can find you a front lip for your car and i can install it for free if you want, along with a cold air intake, a nos fogger system, direct port nitrous induction, and a stand alone fuel management system...if you want the badges we can meet up and chill, afterall you do owe me a 10 second car... ill go ahead and order your badge for you and you can just pay me when i give it to you, I got the shrimp...yeah im starting an online business for Toretto motorsports, your slangin parts for Harry right...and im looking for some car guys to be apart of it, Vince and Leon just showed up one day and never left...we will have meets and what not, whatever you're in, I want a part of...i can get any part for any car, over night parts from Japan, put it on my tab a Harry's...and then once my grocery store opens we will all have a gathering place and what not...so where are you located Mr. Arizona?
Stand by for a stupid question.
Are these F&F references? I saw part of the first one, but I don't remember any names or lines. (sorry to blow your joke!)

[vr6gtiguy]

hahahahahahahahahaha holy hell this dudes an idiot

[zRockstar]

Stand by for a stupid question.
Are these F&F references? I saw part of the first one, but I don't remember any names or lines. (sorry to blow your joke!)

Yes they are, ask any racer, and real racer...

[CALL AAA]

..

[DarkstaR]

lol wow...

[Pireboi251]

does it have a turbo rotary with headers and pistions

[OCbuiltGTI]

does it have a turbo rotary with headers and pistions

I'd be more concerned if it had muffler bearings and a flux capacitor. And if he'd top it off with blinker fluid before I pick it up!!!

[sensinitas]

Jeez this is too funny. I don't know if this is a repost, but it kind of reminds me of this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDLybhuOH0

LOL

[oc-audica]

thats so fucked if you make him order the shit! lol

i LOLd at zrockstars last line too

[Streamline]

Jeez this is too funny. I don't know if this is a repost, but it kind of reminds me of this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDLybhuOH0

LOL

Special 2000 Edition Mustang GT-R Turbo Rotary Engine with Pistons runing 11s.

I loled at that pretty hard.

[Agent Orange]

Jeez this is too funny. I don't know if this is a repost, but it kind of reminds me of this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDLybhuOH0

LOL

Toretto guy and this idiot must be related. Things this retarted are no coincidence. LMAO :rolleyes:

[IfYouSeeKay]

sweet i added his girl on myspace
x's 2

[STATUS]

wow thats horrible its one thing to go the road less traveled its another to make it yuck yuck

[KwlAznKid]

ROFL!!!!
I SAW THIS GUY
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=297714&page=203
post 4055
i was referred over here by another member on e46 but that car is NO JOKE in person, it was the gayest piece of shit i've ever laid eyes on

[Agent Orange]

ROFL!!!!
I SAW THIS GUY
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=297714&page=203
post 4055
i was referred over here by another member on e46 but that car is NO JOKE in person, it was the gayest piece of shit i've ever laid eyes on

Here I was hoping he was just confused, but it looks like he did it on purpose. :like::not:

[v2rocket]

i saw his stupid car yesterday at american shooting

i took pics of its horridness too to prove i saw it ill post em later

[KwlAznKid]

i saw his stupid car yesterday at american shooting

i took pics of its horridness too to prove i saw it ill post em later

can't wait :banana2::banana2:

[Agent Orange]

i saw his stupid car yesterday at american shooting

i took pics of its horridness too to prove i saw it ill post em later

Lol :rolleyes:

[RollinInGreenz]

i saw his stupid car yesterday at american shooting

are you kidding me? This person is allowed to control/posess a firearm?

we can only pray for an accidental discharge in this guy's future...hopefully the head or the groin.

[Southpaw]

omg...i wanna see this guy in person....

[Defconracing]

I saw this thing leaving UTC. at first i thought someone did an engine swap/something else badass, then i realized he just stuck s**t all over the car. It was pretty funny, reminded me of the guys that badge their benz's as AMG 55 models.

[GTi_01]

BRAND NEW JUST PUT THEM ON TONIGHT!!! m3 badge kit, toretto badge kit


LOL! those ebay wheels are hideous too.

[slowjet]

You guys are fugged up... lol leave that kid alone. Ya'll were stupid too back in the days... lol

[GTi_01]

this guy must be friends with Bubb Rubb and LiL SiS lol...
http://www.millerarts.com/eyes/images/ads/bubbrubb.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iupWfAZIgig

[Defconracing]

You guys are fugged up... lol leave that kid alone. Ya'll were stupid too back in the days... lol

Im younger than him, i wouldnt do that...

If the badge didnt happen to say torreto, it would be (pretty much) forgivable.

[CALL AAA]

If you read far enough down the thread, there's a guy (readyon3) who had cat climb up into his cooling fan. It killed the cat and made his car overheat. That sucks!

[slowjet]

hahaha... i remember being 10 years old, and that same thing happened to my neighbor one morning. He paid me like $10 bux to yank it off. It wasn't so easy. lol

[Agent Orange]

I remember pulling a cat out of a Jetta when I was still just a porter at Pasadena VW. Oh was that nasty and juicy

[STATUS]

thats horrible

[KwlAznKid]

lol saw this fool again a few days ago, snapped a shot lOL
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/7655/0308081322ar8.jpg

[sensinitas]

He looks pretty hard in the pic

[A4effort]

does he know he is such a joke. The ebay custom shop?, "I can get you any part for your car"

[oc-audica]

He looks pretty hard in the pic
lol i was thinking the same thing
he's kickin it with the wanksta lean
kid things he's mean
thinks he means something
let me say something
he must have a small ween
or something
he should put a big wing
on that thing
lookin all funny
like a fat dude on a swing
or a hooker
with jizz on her jeans

[Streamline]

Can someone please congratulate him for me for being one of the biggest jokes in SoCal.

[mobbin6]

next time someone sees his car, they should put a paper with a link to this thread on it

[A4effort]

Now that will be hilarious

next time someone sees his car, they should put a paper with a link to this thread on it

[A4effort]

Can someone please congratulate him for me for being one of the biggest jokes in SoCal. yo dude your site has been hacked by russians

[Streamline]

yo dude your site has been hacked by russians

Wow, you're right. :) Oh well. Never used it. I think my account has been up for a few months anyway :).

[ELIBEEMER]

Streamline[/B]]
Originally Posted by Streamline http://www.socaleuro.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.socaleuro.com/forum/showthread.php?p=323209#post323209)
Can someone please congratulate him for me for being one of the biggest jokes in SoCal.


AGREED!