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karl
02-11-2008, 12:51 PM
say you're meeting a person for the 1st time and when you see them, they dont appeal to you physically. yeah, i know its shallow but appearance counts.

what do you do?
do you just go on with the date?
or do you make an excuse and try to cut out early?

bugzy
02-11-2008, 12:52 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Duel_(How_I_Met_Your_Mother_episode)

Lemon Law her ....

JETTAone420
02-11-2008, 12:58 PM
ive had this happen to me once....

i havea conceince with being mean to ppl so i stuck it out but i cancelled out most of the activites and kept the spending to a minimum

karl
02-11-2008, 01:00 PM
haha, awesome

kinda like the confidentiality contract

oc-audica
02-11-2008, 01:11 PM
just turn the lights REAL LOW when you take her home. alls well that ends well.

bugzy
02-11-2008, 01:14 PM
just turn the lights REAL LOW when you take her home. alls well that ends well.
sounds like a win win

or just get really wasted

JETTAone420
02-11-2008, 01:16 PM
true!

it all feels the same in the dark

bugzy
02-11-2008, 01:17 PM
its not all the same in the dark

looks dont matter in the dark, but size does ;)

karl
02-11-2008, 01:20 PM
hells to the nahs!!! i like to look at what im into....so the lights stay on!!!

JETTAone420
02-11-2008, 01:27 PM
haha lon king has a point! size does matter...

but thats wat liquid courage is for...

karl
02-11-2008, 01:30 PM
too much courage can backfire.........just be sure you're bigger that her in stature and size doesnt matter LOL

ncttrnl
02-11-2008, 01:48 PM
haha lon king has a point! size does matter...

but thats wat liquid courage is for...

Sounds like you've been on a couple whale hunts.

JETTAone420
02-11-2008, 01:50 PM
correction!

the term we used in louisiana was called "hogging"
teh goal...get drunk with your battle buddies in the heart of the dirrrty south of louisiana and see who can pick up the biggest chick... i never one cuz i still had standards and i played the rule of "30"

she couldnt be more than 30years older and couldnt outweight me by more than 30lbs !

vr6-88
02-11-2008, 02:01 PM
Be nice and polite but make it short. Don't waste your nor her time.

v2rocket
02-11-2008, 02:14 PM
headbutt her tits!

Headbutt the sidewalk:

Manliness: 10 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 10 Mess: 4
What you need: a sidewalk.
How to do it:

Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
Step 2: Repeat.
Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.

karl
02-11-2008, 02:18 PM
haha, i shouldve headbutt my ex!!!

TOYr32
02-11-2008, 02:32 PM
Yeah . . . you could always just keep walking . . . or find a random stranger and tell them "See that girl over there . . . she thinks you're cute" That is an easy way to pass off, then the blind date thinks it's the random guy that being a jerk!!

Hey, don't hate on fat chicks . . . you're not limited to holes with fat chicks, you can find rolls and folds!! HAHAHAHA:puke:

GTIRUFIO
02-11-2008, 03:20 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Duel_(How_I_Met_Your_Mother_episode)

Lemon Law her ....

HAHAHA Barney style from "How I met your mother", Awesome!

IfYouSeeKay
02-11-2008, 03:46 PM
ive had this happen to me once....

i havea conceince with being mean to ppl so i stuck it out but i cancelled out most of the activites and kept the spending to a minimum
x2. Just be a gentleman and keep it friend status.

jincs
02-11-2008, 04:28 PM
say you're meeting a person for the 1st time and when you see them, they dont appeal to you physically. yeah, i know its shallow but appearance counts.

what do you do?
do you just go on with the date?
or do you make an excuse and try to cut out early?


go on a coffee date and conversate. women love men that they can talk to, get her life story and focus 30% of the convo about you. women love talking about their number one favorite topic, themselves. plus, its not that much of an expense going out for coffee as opposed to buying her ass lunch or dinner.

anitx
02-14-2008, 02:35 AM
Wow

vr6-88
02-14-2008, 08:17 AM
go on a coffee date and conversate. women love men that they can talk to, get her life story and focus 30% of the convo about you. women love talking about their number one favorite topic, themselves. plus, its not that much of an expense going out for coffee as opposed to buying her ass lunch or dinner.

That's it

Wow

Surprised? hehe

youatemynachos
02-14-2008, 08:54 AM
if you dont want her face and want to tap that, number one thing to do...
roofies...