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Monster8V
04-04-2008, 10:01 PM
"Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise."
(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991)

"You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!"
From the book "Inside" by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.

"It's been said, and I think it's accurate, that my husband was obsessed by terrorism in general and al-qaida in particular."
(Hillary telling a post-9/11 world what a 'great' commander in chief her husband was; Dateline, NBC 4/16/2004.)

"I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have learned [about Islam] has come from our daughter."
(TruthInMedia.org 8/8/1999 - Hillary at a White House function, proudly tells some Muslim groups she is gaining a greater appreciation of Islam because Chelsea was then taking a class on the "religion of peace")

"F**k off! It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut."
(From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good morning."

"You f**king idiot."
(From the book "Crossfire" p. 84 - Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.)

"If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!"
(From the book "The First Partner" p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)

"Get f**ked! Get the f**k out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!"
(From the book "Hillary's Scheme" p. 89 - Hillary's various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.)

"Stay the f**k back, stay the f**k away from me! Don't come within ten yards of me, or else! Just f**king do as I say, Okay!!!?"
(From the book "Unlimited Access", by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)

"Many of you are well enough off that [President Bush's] tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to have to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
(Hillary grandstanding at a fund raising speech in San Francisco ; SFGate.com 6/28/2004.)

"Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!"
(From the book "The Survivor," by John Harris, p. 382 - Hillary in her 2000 Senate campaign)

"Where's the miserable c*ck sucker?"
(From the book "The Truth About Hillary" by Edward Klein, p. 5 - Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer)

"No matter what you think about the Iraq war, there is one thing we can all agree on for the next days - we have to salute the courage and bravery of those who are risking their lives to vote and those brave Iraqi and American soldiers fighting to protect their right to vote.
(Was posted on Hillary Clinton's senate.gov web site on 1/28/05)

"Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!"
(From the book "Dereliction of Duty" p. 71-72 - Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.)

"A right-wing network was after his presidency...including perverting the Constitution."
(To Barbara Walters about the Republicans who impeached her husband; 20/20, ABC 6/8/2003.)

"Son of a bitch."
(From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 259 - Hillary's opinion of President George W. Bush when she found out he secretly visited Iraq just days before her highly publicized trip to Iraq)

"What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people are our enemies! They are trying to destroy us!"
(From the book "The Survivor" by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary screaming to an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had been invited to the Clinton White House)

"I mean, you've got a conservative and right-wing press presence with really nothing on the other end of the political spectrum."
(C-Span, 1/19/1997 - Hillary complains about the mainstream media, which are all conservatives in her opinion)

"Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can't f**k her here!!"
(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 - Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)

”You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of her as a human being” -Hillary Clinton
(From the book "The Case Against Hillary Clinton" by Peggy Noonan, p. 55)

"You show people what you're willing to fight for when you fight your friends."
(From the book "The Agenda" by Bob Woodward, ch. 14)

"We are at a stage in history in which remolding society is one of the great challenges facing all of us in the West."
(From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 119 - During her 1993 commencement address at the University of Texas)

"The only way to make a difference is to acquire power"
(From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 68 - Hillary to a friend before starting law school.)

"We just can't trust the American people to make those types of choices.... Government has to make those choices for people"
(From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 20 - Hillary to Rep. Dennis Hastert in 1993 discussing her expensive, disastrous taxpayer-funded health care plan)

"I am a fan of the social policies that you find in Europe " Hillary in 1996" From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 76 - Hillary in 1996)



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This ill-tempered, violent, foul mouthed, hateful and abusive woman wants to be your president and have total control as commander-in-chief of a military that her party so openly and proudly admit they detest. I can see someone like this gaining the respect of other nations, and especially from their leaders, who refuse to do as she tells them .or else. No thanks, my country deserves a better leader, not a dominatrix!

Agent Orange
04-05-2008, 12:34 AM
Holy hell she's f*cking crazy!

veedubber7
04-05-2008, 09:00 AM
what a little bitch

chris
04-05-2008, 05:02 PM
Man...what a potty-mouth.

20AE#1999
04-06-2008, 09:31 AM
most the chicks I know talk like that. Hell, most of us talk like that. I still won't vote for her, but i won't judge her either because she curses. So shes a B!t(h. most chicks are.
just my 2cents.

vr6gtiguy
04-06-2008, 09:49 AM
i know of a ton of people that if she gets elected they are finishing there enlistments and saying the hell with the military if she gets elected. i mean come on, who in there right mind wants to tell a man whos in charge of your protection to carry your bags insted of keeping his hands free if they are needed....... ta hell with that bitch, she doesnt need to be our president.... jus my opnion though

Anonymous
04-06-2008, 04:16 PM
This ill-tempered, violent, foul mouthed, hateful and abusive woman wants to be your president and have total control as commander-in-chief of a military that her party so openly and proudly admit they detest. I can see someone like this gaining the respect of other nations, and especially from their leaders, who refuse to do as she tells them .or else. No thanks, my country deserves a better leader, not a dominatrix!

I don't like Hillary at all. I think it's been well demonstrated that she's willing to say or do just about anything to be POTUS, including lying for pretty much no reason.
But... WTF are you talking about, her party so openly and proudly admit they detest the military?

If you want to talk about ill-tempered, violent, foul mouthed and hateful perhaps we should discuss John McCain also.

"F**k you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room."
--to Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), during a testy exchange about immigration legislation

"You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran? Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran."

"No, I'm calling you a f*cking jerk."
--to fellow Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, when Grassley asked "Are you calling me stupid?"

"Only an a**hole would put together a budget like this ... I wouldn't call you an a**hole unless you really were an a**hole."
--to Budget Committee Chairman and fellow Repulican Sen. Pete Domenici, during a Senate budget hearing

"I would rather have a clean government than one where quote First Amendment rights are being respected, that has become corrupt. If I had my choice, I'd rather have the clean government."

"I am sure that Senator Clinton would make a good President. I have no doubt that Senator Clinton would make a good President."

"I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs."

"Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father."
--at a 1998 Republican fundraiser

"F*ck you! This is chickensh*t stuff."
-to fellow GOP Senator John Cornyn on the Senate floor during an argument about McCain's amnesty bill, 5/19/07

"The issue of economics is not something I've understood as well as I should. I've got Greenspan's book."
-12/18/07

"By the way, I think the fence is least effective. But I’ll build the goddamned fence if they want it."
-2/07

and my favorite:

"I hate the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live"

"I will continue to refer to them in language that might offend some people"

Anonymous
04-08-2008, 01:12 PM
A couple more from McCain:


Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain's intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day.


McCain repeatedly addressed two new members, congressmen Trent Franks and Rick Renzi, as 'boy.' Finally, Renzi, a former college linebacker, rose from his chair and said to McCain, "You call me that one more time and I'll kick your old ass." McCain lunged at Renzi, punches were thrown, and the two had to be physically separated. After they went to their separate offices, McCain called Renzi and demanded an apology.


and... When a candidate's campaign is running on their expertise in foreign matters and their ability to lead and defend our nation against Muslim extremists, you'd hope he knows who the "enemy" is:

JOHN MCCAIN: "There are numerous threats to security in Iraq and the future of Iraq. Do you still view al-Qaeda in Iraq as a major threat?"


GEN. DAVID PETRAEUS: "It is a major threat. Though it is certainly as not as major a threat as it was say, 15 months ago."

MCCAIN: "Certainly not an obscure sect of the Shias overall?

PETRAEUS: "No, sir."

MCCAIN: "Or Sunnis or anybody else then?

This was during today's Senate Armed Services hearing. Keep in mind he was corrected last month for making similar mistakes (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/18/mccain-gaffe-common-kno_n_92099.html).

McCain on Iraq:
On March 23, 2003, McCain said: "This conflict is . . . going to be relatively short." On September 10, 2003 he said: "I would argue that the next three to six months will be critical." Over two years later, on December 4, 2005, he said: "We will probably see significant progress in the next six months to a year." On February 4, 2007 he said: "We can know fairly well in a few months." And on September 12, 2007, McCain said: "The next six months are going to be critical."

Monster8V
04-08-2008, 05:57 PM
haha, got under someones skin!! LOL!!! Replied TWICE with rebutals even! LOL!!

HardIce2447
04-08-2008, 10:10 PM
funny stuff

Anonymous
04-09-2008, 12:11 AM
haha, got under someones skin!! LOL!!! Replied TWICE with rebutals even! LOL!!

Got under someone's skin? Was that the purpose of your thread(s)? Is a mod trolling?
The line about the Democratic party openly and proudly detesting our military got under my skin, absurdities usually do.

Rebuttals? How are they rebuttals when I stated that I do not like Hillary and you never stated you supported McCain? You post a thread about an ill-tempered, violent, foul mouthed, hateful and abusive politician(in the funny stuff forum oddly enough) and I responded with another one. I responded twice because McCain had another "senior moment" today.

Monster8V
04-09-2008, 04:15 PM
Got under someone's skin? Was that the purpose of your thread(s)? Is a mod trolling?
The line about the Democratic party openly and proudly detesting our military got under my skin, absurdities usually do.

Rebuttals? How are they rebuttals when I stated that I do not like Hillary and you never stated you supported McCain? You post a thread about an ill-tempered, violent, foul mouthed, hateful and abusive politician(in the funny stuff forum oddly enough) and I responded with another one. I responded twice because McCain had another "senior moment" today.



Nope, was just cleaning out my old email and posting up some of them. I know some people enjoyed them and that was reason enough to post them.

I hate them all really, its just that my friend who sends me EVERYTHING funny is a conservative so all my material is right ringed propaganda. Lots of hating hillary stuff but most of those were funny pictures which I didnt post.

Yeah, I posted it all in the funny stuff forum because well, its funny. I didnt post it in the political forum because well...... aint one.