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karmakid
05-02-2008, 04:06 PM
eww...

:from gizmodo (http://gizmodo.com/386688/japanese-porn-master-whacks-it-to-10000-dirty-pics-a-day-while-at-work):

Japanese bureaucrats apparently have the most amazing multi-tasking powers on earth. Topping the dude who basically wrote the Gundam Wikipedia while at work (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/potaku/japanese-bureaucrats-busted-for-editing-gundam-wikipedia-entries-on-the-job-307676.php), a 57-year-old civil servant in Kinokawa was busted for beating it to 780,000 porn pages in nine months. That's 10,000 a day, 20 a minute at his most furious fapping. All on the job (maybe he could stop time, like Hiro). He was finally busted when he had tech support look at his computer after he picked up a virus—his coworkers thought nothing of the weird noises emanating from his cubicle. For nine months. The best part? The dude was only demoted. Probably for not being efficient enough (http://gizmodo.com/378314/a-fleshlight-turned-into-an-input-device-lets-you-control-your-computer-by-fucking-it). [The Inquirer (http://www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquirer/news/2008/05/02/civil-servant-gets-pron)]

bugzy
05-02-2008, 04:18 PM
oh boy

SYNYSTAGLI
05-02-2008, 04:21 PM
Chris has that fool beat....pun intended ;)

JETTAone420
05-02-2008, 04:21 PM
nutted 20x a minute???
i find that hard to believe?
he musta been poppin off blanks after the 3rd round and he must have some wicked foreamrs

DTolo
05-02-2008, 04:24 PM
he means 20 diff pages of porn...

I dunno, with a pop up blocker turned off... I would be surprised that ONLY 20 pages per minuted showed up. Hello virus.

JETTAone420
05-02-2008, 04:32 PM
pssh...he wasnt on that youporn then...

youatemynachos
05-03-2008, 10:23 PM
or redtube or porntube.

Pireboi251
05-04-2008, 12:20 PM
anyone smell crispy pata? (filipino joke) ^_^

mexmini
05-04-2008, 02:22 PM
nutted 20x a minute???
i find that hard to believe?
he musta been poppin off blanks after the 3rd round and he must have some wicked foreamrs



:D hahahahaha word up..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOYr32
05-05-2008, 10:25 AM
pornhub FTW . . . thanks Chris . . . my forearms have never looked better ;)

DarkstaR
05-05-2008, 10:31 AM
rofl

SoCal_GLI
05-05-2008, 10:35 AM
since when has the inquirer been a reputable source?

Ivan
05-05-2008, 04:05 PM
Most other places get their news from inquirer actually.
cnn, times, ect..