Joke Thread

[myshtern]

I think you guys need a joke thread.
Post your one liners here.

Mods - if you guys like this idea, sticky it and keep it clean







What did the fish say when it hit a wall?

Dam.

[creanium]

Two guys walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "oh, you didn't see it either, huh?"

:)

[Code3_NB]

A Neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.
He hands the bartender the cash and the bartender says...


"For you, there's no charge."



(ok..so wee bit longer than 1 liner - sue me :p )

[Troike]

A drunk driver and his buddy were driving down the street. The driver said to his friend, "I think we're getting closer to downtown."
The other guy asked, "How can you tell?"
The driver replied, "We're hitting more and more people."

[joefis13]

What better than coming in second at the special olympics?



Not being retarted.

[madajb]

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kinda joke?"

-ajb

[mitssn]

What do you say to a black jew?




Hey get to the back of the oven...

Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for this joke, nor do I support the views presented. I just find it funny. Got some polish jokes; bring um on.