The official: EPIC FAIL Thread

[PhätTony]

Just plain FAIL... Post em up, your stories pictures or whatever you may classify.

[PhätTony]

Tuesday June 17, 2008. Fontana, 10e onramp

I pulled up next to some latin kid in a b5 a4 with 01 s4 badging. Radio blaring and windows down. Soon as he seen me and seen my real B5 S4... He lowered his radio and put up his windows.

EPIC FAIL

[Streamline]

Tuesday June 17, 2008. Fontana, 10e onramp

I pulled up next to some latin kid in a b5 a4 with 01 s4 badging. Radio blaring and windows down. Soon as he seen me and seen my real B5 S4... He lowered his radio and put up his windows.

EPIC FAIL

There's two of those at CSUN.

Rocking S4 badges on A4s with stock 16" wheels, unpainted lowers and all.

[Monster8V]

fail threads....

FAIL!

Spotted threads...

EPIC FAIL!! ;)

[Rhynolite]

Saw a kid in a brand new Porsche talking shit with this other car at a light. The light turns green, and he floors it without it in gear. Then, when he finally finds first, he grinds into second AND third.

[Kelly Girl]

Monster8v

/thread

[RollinInGreenz]

http://images.ocregister.com/newsimages/2008/07/01/fatalcrash.01.bbc.070208.lr.jpg

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/santa-street-freeway-2081369-left-bmw

[Streamline]

http://images.ocregister.com/newsimages/2008/07/01/fatalcrash.01.bbc.070208.lr.jpg

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/santa-street-freeway-2081369-left-bmw


OCRegister = fail:


Pauline Alamada Burton, 40, of Santa Ana was driving a silver BMW sedan when she lost control at about 5 a.m.
Convertible, and negative points for not saying its an M3

[FaLLeNAn9eL]

Poor tree. :(

[wikedgolf]

I just got a call from this girl in AZ and she just told me that she went on a date with my EX. I was like "I knew that would happen" "you where the girl her all ways wanted, i was his second choice, i knew he totaly had a crush on you, and i knew once you (her) and his Best firend broke up that he would go after you. i saw that coming a mile away."

Her "Really"

Me: ya, but when we where still together he told me he would never go after his firends "sloppy seconds"

Her: What?

ME: ya, thats what he told me. BTW, if you thought his friend had a tiny weiner, then you're really in for s shock if you ever fuck him. I had to fake it every single time. and half the time i never knew it was in.

Me: have fun with that :)

EPIC FAIL!

[RavinJetta]

Last night n Village La Jolla Drive I was by UCSD and a guy in an MDX was being an ass and cutting over three lanes to blow by people to get in line for the freeway. Well when he finally cuts back in the car he cuts in front of wasn't paying attention and nails him. Needless to say that Karma caught up with him for the 10 seconds he was trying to save by driving like an ass.

[JonV]

I just got a call from this girl in AZ and she just told me that she went on a date with my EX. I was like "I knew that would happen" "you where the girl her all ways wanted, i was his second choice, i knew he totaly had a crush on you, and i knew once you (her) and his Best firend broke up that he would go after you. i saw that coming a mile away."

Her "Really"

Me: ya, but when we where still together he told me he would never go after his firends "sloppy seconds"

Her: What?

ME: ya, thats what he told me. BTW, if you thought his friend had a tiny weiner, then you're really in for s shock if you ever fuck him. I had to fake it every single time. and half the time i never knew it was in.

Me: have fun with that :)

EPIC FAIL!

Wow... Your brutal :tup:. No better way to damage a mans ego by saying how small his package is.

[Kelly Girl]

popping yer wang..


epic fail

[wikedgolf]

well he should have thought about it before he broke every promise he made to me and broke my heart like no other guy has in the past

[Neccros]

Magnaflow= Failed about 3 times to far.... :tdown::tdown::tdown:

[PhätTony]

http://www.socaleuro.com/forum/image.php?u=7516&dateline=1144199917
F.A.I.L.

[BexSoCal]

I just got a call from this girl in AZ and she just told me that she went on a date with my EX. I was like "I knew that would happen" "you where the girl her all ways wanted, i was his second choice, i knew he totaly had a crush on you, and i knew once you (her) and his Best firend broke up that he would go after you. i saw that coming a mile away."

Her "Really"

Me: ya, but when we where still together he told me he would never go after his firends "sloppy seconds"

Her: What?

ME: ya, thats what he told me. BTW, if you thought his friend had a tiny weiner, then you're really in for s shock if you ever fuck him. I had to fake it every single time. and half the time i never knew it was in.

Me: have fun with that :)

EPIC FAIL!


LOL!!!!! HA HA HA! You crack me up. :tup:

[BexSoCal]

This is a photo of the Leasing Office at one of our properties.
Some idiot drove into the office Sunday Night.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q160/BexSoCal/caraccidentMV62908.jpg

[Kelly Girl]

at least they brought flowers..

[01rdGOLF]

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[Monster8V]

http://www.socaleuro.com/forum/image.php?u=7516&dateline=1144199917
F.A.I.L.


Oh no you di'ent.

[DanT1.8T]

at least they brought flowers..

lol <3

[BexSoCal]

at least they brought flowers..

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's actually the same joke that's been going around the office. :tup2:

[FaLLeNAn9eL]

I awoke knowing Armageddon was eminent. The pain in my stomach made it clear that an eruption of catastrophic proportions was at hand. Throwing caution to the wind, I made my way to work, fighting the pain in my stomach I made my way to the office. “Good, at least I know I’m safe here” I thought to myself. Not long after I had settled in, the pain in my gut became unbearable. Rushing into the men’s room, I secure the stall behind me and prepared the seat for docking. Not long after docking, the gates of hell opened and explosions of magnitudes only measurable in megatons have been unleashed. As wave after wave of explosions echo in the silence of the room, I hear the door open and someone walking in. I fight the urge to continue in an attempt to confirm what I heard. There I sat, in a dead silent room, waiting, listening for something to happen. The wait was cut short as the silence of the room was shattered by a shriek of terror. “OH MY GOD!!!” the man screamed rushing out the room. Knowing the man would cause a scene, I scramble to finish. Washed my hands and darted out the door. Not long after I had made my escape, hoards of people surrounded the men's room. Curious employees flock to hear what all the fuss was about. Where was I? I was in the same crowd, listening in on the countless conversations with a huge grin on my face. Several hours have passed and chatter of the incident still looms the busy office. “I wonder who is was.” “Who was it?” “Was it him?” No body knows, except me.

[PhätTony]

I awoke knowing Armageddon was eminent. The pain in my stomach made it clear that an eruption of catastrophic proportions was at hand. Throwing caution to the wind, I made my way to work, fighting the pain in my stomach I made my way to the office. “Good, at least I know I’m safe here” I thought to myself. Not long after I had settled in, the pain in my gut became unbearable. Rushing into the men’s room, I secure the stall behind me and prepared the seat for docking. Not long after docking, the gates of hell opened and explosions of magnitudes only measurable in megatons have been unleashed. As wave after wave of explosions echo in the silence of the room, I hear the door open and someone walking in. I fight the urge to continue in an attempt to confirm what I heard. There I sat, in a dead silent room, waiting, listening for something to happen. The wait was cut short as the silence of the room was shattered by a shriek of terror. “OH MY GOD!!!” the man screamed rushing out the room. Knowing the man would cause a scene, I scramble to finish. Washed my hands and darted out the door. Not long after I had made my escape, hoards of people surrounded the men's room. Curious employees flock to hear what all the fuss was about. Where was I? I was in the same crowd, listening in on the countless conversations with a huge grin on my face. Several hours have passed and chatter of the incident still looms the busy office. “I wonder who is was.” “Who was it?” “Was it him?” No body knows, except me.

W.................T....................F? Over
:confused:

[wikedgolf]

Lol

[sirspoolsalot]

So a few days ago I was going to pick up some food at the grocery store when I came across this perplexed looking kid in the parking lot. He was walking circles around his brand new STI with the most confused look on his face. So I walked up to him and this is how the conversation went:

Me: hey man nice car... everything alright?

Kid: thanks... umm yeah kinda... see i just bought this car today with all these mods on it and now I just cant get the damn car to turn off. I have the keys right here.

Me: (takes a look inside the car) welllllll you see this gadget here right underneath your steering wheel? Its a turbo timer....

Kid: ahhhhhhh omggggg i feel stupid... i didnt even think of that....


EPIC FAIL!

[wikedgolf]

HAHAHA omg thats awsome!

[PhätTony]

So a few days ago I was going to pick up some food at the grocery store when I came across this perplexed looking kid in the parking lot. He was walking circles around his brand new STI with the most confused look on his face. So I walked up to him and this is how the conversation went:

Me: hey man nice car... everything alright?

Kid: thanks... umm yeah kinda... see i just bought this car today with all these mods on it and now I just cant get the damn car to turn off. I have the keys right here.

Me: (takes a look inside the car) welllllll you see this gadget here right underneath your steering wheel? Its a turbo timer....

Kid: ahhhhhhh omggggg i feel stupid... i didnt even think of that....


EPIC FAIL!

seen it before

[oc-audica]

mono + gatorade = diarrhea

[PhätTony]

mono + gatorade = diarrhea

epic fail!!!!!!! ouchie.

I wonder if I quote your thread...will I get e-mono? ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[Monster8V]

epic fail!!!!!!! ouchie.

I wonder if I quote your thread...will I get e-mono? ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!


PhätTony wakes up...... get out of bed. EPIC FAIL!!!

[mike]

I looked at an E39 M5 (NOT the one listed for sale on this site) last week for a potential purchase by one of our site members, he was told the car was in great shape, didn't need any work and never been hit.

It had been hit so hard in the rear and pulled that the trunk floor was wrinkled, not to mention the needed and pending repairs added up to $11K............................. FAIL!!!!!!

[Monster8V]

I looked at an E39 M5 (NOT the one listed for sale on this site) last week for a potential purchase by one of our site members, he was told the car was in great shape, didn't need any work and never been hit.

It had been hit so hard in the rear and pulled that the trunk floor was wrinkled, not to mention the needed and pending repairs added up to $11K............................. FAIL!!!!!!


I had the same thing happend with a Shelby Mustang. Customer swore it was a concourse car and the whole right side of the car had been replaced, was wrinkled, was missing alot of stuff yet the customer swore to me it was a concourse Shelby. Far from it. Far. FAIL!!

[oc-audica]

epic fail!!!!!!! ouchie.

I wonder if I quote your thread...will I get e-mono? ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
you gotta quote this http://forum.chryslerminivan.net/images/uploadedsmilies/spit.gif to get mono

[PhätTony]

lol

[PhätTony]

8Q_RXCgtKIg

[PhätTony]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Shitty_Day.jpg
EPIC FAIL

[Monster8V]

8Q_RXCgtKIg


Wow PhätTony!! Was your moms ok??? :confused:

[PhätTony]

Oh no you di'ent.

Wow PhätTony!! Was your moms ok??? :confused:

I don't have a mom. Me and my dad share yours.:tup2:

[Monster8V]

Z1xqm7gmBjs


id3nik5Rldw


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb181.jpg?w=500&h=340

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb144.jpg?w=500&h=336

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb134.jpg?w=500&h=359

If I have to explain this one......
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb72.jpg?w=500&h=376

[Monster8V]

I don't have a mom. Me and my dad share yours.:tup2:


My mom is at Ft. Rosecrans. What is it your sharing again?

[Monster8V]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb8.jpg?w=500&h=319

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb62.jpg?w=500&h=330

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb6.jpg?w=500&h=371

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/parking-brake.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/failredo-39.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb4.jpg

[Kelly Girl]

mirror mod looking good Meze

[Monster8V]

mirror mod looking good Meze

I took that picture of your car dood.

[Aaron]

for the new law http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk154/vwsocal/handsfree.jpg

[JETTAone420]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f61/tvarmy04/pwnstarwars.jpg

11 tie interceptor squads
5 bomber squads
6 victory class star destroyers


this guys base was gonna be an EPIC fail to be!


btw...is their a program i can use to record stuff off my computer? sometimes ill get lucky enough to play someone who knows wtf their doin and ill be gettin into some epic battles! and its the best when you set it to movie mode and just watch the battle out

[GTi_01]

2008 los angeles lakers = epic fail !!

[lifeisshort117]

dude ted is that empire at war?

i tried that game and i didnt like it that much.
i didnt think i gave it a good chance.

well i was playing some call of duty 4 tonight and there were these 2 dudes in a clan who were on the other team doing a whole lot better than anyone else.
i join in the game right as it ends and im on the opposite and losing team.

they start shit talking and laughing like billy badasses and i dont say anything.

next game,

i tear BOTH of them a new asshole badly and single handedly pretty much got my team to win.

after that.

they didnt say a damn thing.

FAIL!!!!!

[TOYr32]

I don't have a mom. Me and my dad share yours.:tup2:

I really didn't want to say anything but . . .

Sword fighting with your dad = FAIL!!!

[Kelly Girl]

I took that picture of your car dood.

yeah, my car's not WHITE... FAIL.. epic FAIL

[Monster8V]

yeah, my car's not WHITE... FAIL.. epic FAIL

Pshop. HELLO! :rolleyes:

FAIL!!

[Kelly Girl]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster48402945.jpg

[oc-audica]

pwnpwn

[01rdGOLF]

OMG..... Found this on the Whoretex..

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3906368

[wikedgolf]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster48402945.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

omg thats awsome!

[Kelly Girl]

OMG..... Found this on the Whoretex..

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3906368

mebe GOLD woulda been a better choice?... nawt

[JETTAone420]

hell no boris that shit is bangin!!

100 spokes ftw!!
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f61/tvarmy04/vortextvarmy043.jpg

[oc-audica]

jajajajaj you gotta be gutsy or dumb to throw daytons on a euro

[Kelly Girl]

so a no go on ma MINI?

[lostntainted]

okay it's been a while so i got one (just to let you know i'm divorced now just to explain the background)

so i go on vacation and the ex has a copy of my house key.. goes into my house and deletes all the pictures of my new girlfriend off of my computer... i get home few days later.. press Ctrl-Z and they all come back

FAIL

[PhätTony]

Not changing the locks when giving the ol' ex the boot.........Fail (possibly epic)

[TOYr32]

My first marriage failed . . . she found a guy and is marrying him soon. She's still upset that we got divorced . . I'm not sure, but I know one of those 2 Failed!!! HAHAHA

[Kelly Girl]

my exes... all FAIL

[PhätTony]

Closet materialistic girls I've dated......Fail

[Kelly Girl]

i think all exes are FAIL

TP.. virgin
SK.. masterbation addict
ZH.. cheated w/a coworker
JM.. failed to mention he was MARRIED
(ooops can't remember his name) virgin turned sex addict
NC.. MIA wierdness

[oc-audica]

I kept my ex's xbox... and she wanted it back (told her to fuck off cuz hers was broken, now MINE has a new dvd-rom and big HD!) lol... FAIL on her

[oc-audica]

oh and someone posted this on myspace... DEF FAIL

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/shrimpcookiee/LIPSTICK.jpg

[Kelly Girl]

its Jabba the EMO

[GONEJET93]

its Jabba the EMO


lol that is good

[SELFatvi]

at least they brought flowers..

that seriously made my day. :tup:

[wikedgolf]

OMG.... who owns the green audi!!

http://www.dirtyfound.com/wp-content/uploads/greenaudi.gif

[Kelly Girl]

woah, who drives a green audi?????

[GONEJET93]

wow that is funny!!!

[PhätTony]

I seen a green B5 last week on the 10e..... Next time I'll be sure to send him your way Monster

[Monster8V]

http://www.mezeracing.com/kellygirl.jpg

Those are not bewbies, thems nubbies!!

[SYNYSTAGLI]

http://dubsquad.org/forum/Smileys/Lots_O_Smileys/gay.gifhttp://dubsquad.org/forum/Smileys/Lots_O_Smileys/gay.gifhttp://dubsquad.org/forum/Smileys/Lots_O_Smileys/gay.gif

[wikedgolf]

omg

[Kelly Girl]

woah... shawn that picture was supposed to be between you and me..

nicely played sir..

[Monster8V]

woah... shawn that picture was supposed to be between you and me..

nicely played sir..


Yeah I know but since I happened to be at the tan place and you just happen to be getting out of your 1 piece suit, I had to clickie a pickie. :D

[oc-audica]

agh thats epic proportions shawn, kudos!

[PhätTony]

http://www.socaleuro.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34070

epic fail

[Kelly Girl]

Yeah I know but since I happened to be at the tan place and you just happen to be getting out of your 1 piece suit, I had to clickie a pickie. :D

and suddenly you got sticky??
poor thing..

[Monster8V]

and suddenly you got sticky??
poor thing..

Here, look again.....

http://www.mezeracing.com/kellygirl.jpg

Not sticky.:rolleyes: Made me icky. :puke:

[Kelly Girl]

whatev...

[Monster8V]

whatev...

Your hair did look good tho.
cute glasses too.

[Kelly Girl]

Keep Sucking Up Meze

[Monster8V]

do something about that skin tone already.
Yeah, I do suck.

[Kelly Girl]

alas i am tanner than yer hawaiian ass

[Monster8V]

alas i am tanner than yer hawaiian ass


I dont think so Tim.

[Kelly Girl]

Tim? Double Ewe Tea Eff?

[karl]

home improvement.

[Monster8V]

Tim? Double Ewe Tea Eff?

Oh thats easy. you look more like a Tim in this picture. Fo sho.

http://www.mezeracing.com/kellygirl.jpg

[Kelly Girl]

you boring today
go drink...

[Monster8V]

you boring today
go drink...

OK Tim. As soon as I get on the plane ill drunk my drank.
See ya in Vegas.

[Kelly Girl]

hooray you finally gay. i have a chance now!

[TOYr32]

hooray you finally gay. i have a chance now!

Unless you have the ass of a thirteen year old boy, I think you might be out!

[Monster8V]

Unless you have the ass of a thirteen year old boy, I think you might be out!

Dood, its 11.
11 yr old boy. get it right.

[Kelly Girl]

oh so thaaats why your avatar has the 2 fingers..

ELEVEN..

not veedub

[Monster8V]

oh so thaaats why your avatar has the 2 fingers..

ELEVEN..

not veedub

Dont think too hard about it, makes your head hurt. :D

[wikedgolf]

would u two get a room all ready

[Monster8V]

would u two get a room all ready


Oh you want some too?

[wikedgolf]

i've all ways have ::wink::

[Kelly Girl]

i'm just fluffin him for ya Mel

[PhätTony]

"How many of ye love namebrand stuff and apparel..?" THREAD

EPIC FAIL

[Kelly Girl]

Phat Tony's incessant griping.... EPIC EPIC EPIC FAIL..

[Monster8V]

Kellygirls griping about Phat Tony's incessant griping.... EPICKER FAIL!!

[Ivan]

Me on this forum = epic fail.

[Kelly Girl]

Kellygirls griping about Phat Tony's incessant griping.... EPICKER FAIL!!

kellygirls = more than one??

i'd like to me these additional personalities

[Jake]

about to go fail my smog test... epicly

[GONEJET93]

lol feel you there.

[mike]

Erin and I did see a what was left of a 575 Maranello in Newport Coast, on Newport Coast Drive yesterday morning on the way to go get some coffee, it was silver or white, it came from what looked like our direction, skidded through the intersection, across the other lanes, took out a pole, crossed the median and into a cement divider wall, car looked totaled, the wheels and hood where pushed back to the doors, the owner was in cuffs and did not look too happy, probably still shitfaced from the night before. I was so pissed my camera was at home, I will try to find it in the local news

[mike]

Mustang GT FAIL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz-LMi_mLE8&feature=related

[PhätTony]

http://www.socaleuro.com/forum/image.php?u=7516&dateline=1215761924&type=profile
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Fail_Is_Strong.jpg

[Kelly Girl]

holy shit ! meze is Kitteh Vader?

[GONEJET93]

lol i was woundering how long it would be before you saw that.

[Kelly Girl]

well it's laundry and PeiWei night.. so i'm a leeetle buzy mang..

[Kelly Girl]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a184/digitalforest/Funny/Epic_Fail.jpg

[Kelly Girl]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh183/vicky_fxz/Demotivator__Epic_Fail.jpg

[Monster8V]

lol i was woundering how long it would be before you saw that.


saw whut?

[Monster8V]

http://www.mezeracing.com/tonyG.jpg

[Kelly Girl]

oh shit!

[oc-audica]

ha!!!! damn

[Kelly Girl]

OK

so there's a dood that works for us and he's 99.9% of the time a royal pain in the ass.
[he's yelled at me on several occasions, in front of my boss even]

that established. the guy's car get's broadsided by a big rig a couple days ago...in front of my window... like $6K damage to his brand new car... now he's got some fancy schmancy rental car with a push button start and keyless ignition.

well the douche forgets to turn off the ignition and the car's been running since about 8a..

EPIC FAIL!

[Monster8V]

http://www.mezeracing.com/Snack548.jpg

[Monster8V]

Oh kelly........... say it aint so....

http://www.mezeracing.com/Epic_Failz.jpg

[Kelly Girl]

someone should take away photoshop from you....

[PhätTony]

oh... so you wanna play with the photoshopz? you messed with the wrong Meez mang! Especially when you used your admin rights to modify "MY" post.


ITZ ON SUCKA!

[oc-audica]

ohhhh mannnnnn this is gona get ca razyyyy

[Monster8V]

oh... so you wanna play with the photoshopz? you messed with the wrong Meez mang! Especially when you used your admin rights to modify "MY" post.


ITZ ON SUCKA!


Yeah, I cheeted.
I updated my profile pic but it wouldnt update the pic you used of mine in your post. Fair game if you use the link to MY pic mang!!

BRUNG IT!! ill send mah kitty afters uz. :D

P.S. Bout damn time you get out of your singlez bed.:rolleyes: and.... luv ur shuz.

[Monster8V]

in case you missed MY profile pic.....

http://www.socaleuro.com/forum/image.php?u=7516&dateline=1215761924&type=profile

[SYNYSTAGLI]

epic lollerz

[jwill'sMK4]

lol

[JETTAone420]

oh my...
im glad after a year of shawn bustin my balls over everything hes finally moved onto new targets...
THANKS TONY AND KELLY !!!
he dont fuck with me no more!
yay

[oc-audica]

only having 1 bathroom is SO FAIL
i gotta blast the meanest morning dook right now its not even funny

[Kelly Girl]

oh my...
im glad after a year of shawn bustin my balls over everything hes finally moved onto new targets...
THANKS TONY AND KELLY !!!
he dont fuck with me no more!
yay

hmm.. sounds like he's asking for it...

[Monster8V]

oh my...
im glad after a year of shawn bustin my balls over everything hes finally moved onto new targets...yay


Oh NO I doesnt!!!

Me thinks someone is feeling left out.

[Monster8V]

Shame on me, I posted these in the wrong thread! Hmmm, pity.

http://www.mezeracing.com/GANGSTA.jpg

http://www.mezeracing.com/ghey.jpg

[JETTAone420]

haha...at least im not sittin bitch

[GONEJET93]

wow

[Monster8V]

haha...at least im not sittin bitch


Was it good for you?

[lifeisshort117]

wow

x2...

[adidaRATM]

haha...at least im not sittin bitch


haha those are fighting words!!! lol

[JETTAone420]

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zeromodify?cmd=editpost&id=49825455

i really wish i kept my aristos now...especially since this is gonna be the 2nd time i get shafted on tryin to do a 3way swap for some rims......

[lifeisshort117]

link didnt work ted.

[JETTAone420]

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3932025

[lifeisshort117]

dude i dont know why you got rid of them in the first place.
slap on some wheel spacers, maybe not as low pro tires as the ones you have on already, paint em a nice color, that'd look excellent.

[PhätTony]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Firetruck_Fail.jpg

[Rhynolite]

Lmfao

[kRimit]

A 'murder themed' Toyota Prius drove past me today. Completely black. It was a ridiculous fail.

[Kelly Girl]

you can't murder a prius unless you take out the effin' batteries

[lifeisshort117]

i was playing counter strike the other day and some guy's name on there was C3L.

i looked at it only a second to know it meant Check Engine Light.

i thought about how VW's have a rep for getting CEL's on everything so i asked him about it.

he said no i get them a lot with my Honda.

BAHAHAHAH EPIC FAIL.

[Kelly Girl]

playing counter strike = epic fail

[lifeisshort117]

ohhhh mann you did not just say that.
respect points dowwwwwnnn.

[Kelly Girl]

if you neg rep - you will regret.. paduan

[Monster8V]

ohhhh mann you did not just say that.
respect points dowwwwwnnn.


Id neg rep her for that too bro.
Dont be skeered, shes toofless.

[Kelly Girl]

OMFG. meeze youplay CS??

you just went down a notch in my book.
next thing, you know you'll be discussing your love for NASCAR..

[lifeisshort117]

yeah man thats bad news when you talk down on counter strike.

by the way paduan is acutally padawan.

n00b.

[oc-audica]

shawn neg repped me hard last week... real hard

[Kelly Girl]

yeah man thats bad news when you talk down on counter strike.

by the way paduan is acutally padawan.

n00b.

Paduan, [pad-won] as in originating from Padua.. [it's an old world insult, stolen by the StarWars empire and misspelled Padawan]

go look that up and educate yourself.. n00b...

[Monster8V]

OMFG. meeze youplay CS??

you just went down a notch in my book.
next thing, you know you'll be discussing your love for NASCAR..


Nope, dont play CS. Dont even know what it is. You hurt his feelings and therefore, you must pay!

[lifeisshort117]

didnt know we were bringing in actual history lessons into the matter.
still,
you=:tdown:

thanks 8V.
yee yee.

[Kelly Girl]

nope.. just actual intelligence...

try it

[Monster8V]

shawn neg repped me hard last week... real hard


Yeah Paduan, you posted a link to rep yourself!!!! :D

[lifeisshort117]

nope.. just actual intelligence...

try it


hahahah.
and did you find that bit of "intelligence" out by yourself?
or did someone tell you that?
did someone mention it and you looked it up?
i doubt you actually knew what that meant before starwars came out.

[Monster8V]

hahahah.
and did you find that bit of "intelligence" out by yourself?
or did someone tell you that?
did someone mention it and you looked it up?
i doubt you actually knew what that meant before starwars came out.


Google is her friend.

WHAT WHAT

[lifeisshort117]

dude one day google will surpass schools one day i swear.

[Kelly Girl]

um, yeah.. i have a freaking literature degree... British Literature to be exact...

i studied the Romantic Period, read both volumes of the Cannon [ a collection of works deemed worthy for the proliferation and preservation of literatue]
Pre & Early Modern and PostModern Periods of literature...

Padua is a district of Venice, Italy.. which was the setting for "The Taming of the Shrew" by one Mr. William Shakespeare [ did YOU know that]

I had my BA...then i got bored with that and went back to school for a master's in Mass Comm Theories.

right now i'm looking towards my Doctorate. and entertaining the thought of becoming a professor in the interim...

[Kelly Girl]

dude one day google will surpass schools one day i swear.

google is not recognized as a reliable source for citation in any documents of academia [ie, term papers...]

[Monster8V]

How do you get a freaking literature degree?

Do you have to dress funny the whole time in class??

[lifeisshort117]

alright alright since you brought out the degree card i have nothing to show for that.

hahahah.
damn if you've so much schooling underneath your belt why arent you studying abroad or going to a nice school?

[Monster8V]

alright alright since you brought out the degree card i have nothing to show for that.

hahahah.
damn if you've so much schooling underneath your belt why arent you studying abroad or going to a nice school?


She doesnt study abroad because she is one. Like DUH! :D

[Kelly Girl]

alright alright since you brought out the degree card i have nothing to show for that.

hahahah.
damn if you've so much schooling underneath your belt why arent you studying abroad or going to a nice school?

because i've already graduated.. duh... class of 99
and again in 2006

i only brought out the degree, so that you could understand where my reference came from, [not the internet]... sheesh!

[lifeisshort117]

She doesnt study abroad because she is one. Like DUH! :D


PWNED!!!!

hahahahhaahhah niiiice damn that was a burn. :D

[lifeisshort117]

all that education and you still live out here in the IE!?!?!

best worst place on the planet but if i was done with school and all that i'd be GONE.

[Kelly Girl]

yeah and i commute to the pasadena area..

lemme know when you get your degree and move out of your parents house...

[Frank]

dont know if this has been posted but saw it on vortex and cried
http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v297/72/12/809840572/n809840572_3525918_7959.jpg
in the time it took to remove them from the back and move it to the engine he messed forgot the car name! http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3932098

[lifeisshort117]

2 years and i will let you know.

[Kelly Girl]

good luck with that

[Monster8V]

yeah and i commute to the pasadena area..

lemme know when you get your degree and move out of your parents house...



Ut oh, here comes that can of whoop ass!!! Good BURN!!! :tup2:

[Kelly Girl]

so which university has the pleasure of yourself as it's student???

or are you just at a JC??

[lifeisshort117]

planning mang all it takes is planning.

already have it paid for and the transfer is all planned as well.
no worries you cant burn me there.

RCC for right now which was the plan.

[Kelly Girl]

remember, you brought in the "history lesson" burn.

i'm just curious as to which of our fine state edcuational facilities is responsible for you...

[lifeisshort117]

CSU Monterey in Engineering.
then if im feeling up to it, go to Berkeley and get into Mechanical Engineering.
while im at monterey go to the skip barber racing school, get a job at Laguna Seca and push my career towards motorsports.
4/5 of it is already planned and paid.

[Monster8V]

CSU Monterey in Engineering.
then if im feeling up to it, go to Berkeley and get into Mechanical Engineering.
while im at monterey go to the skip barber racing school, get a job at Laguna Seca and push my career towards motorsports.
4/5 of it is already planned and paid.

Berkeley??

Jesus ferking christ.......

We cannot be friends. Hippie.

[lifeisshort117]

hahah i said IF IM FEELING UP TO IT.

probably not as i will be way into what i am doing to keep going to school just for a slightly different degree.

[karl]

education. fail.

[lifeisshort117]

no education = epic fail.

[Kelly Girl]

you know you need really good Grades and llots of $$$ for UCB??

Tuition,
BERKELEY for on-campus students is $47K for 08-09 school year

CSUMB for on-campus students is $19K

[Kelly Girl]

no education = epic fail.

no intelligence = epic fail

[lifeisshort117]

hahahha berkeley isnt paid for and i dont will be quite some time IF i go.
like i said,
i doubt i will go there while i get into what i want to do for a career.
and IF i can afford it, i'll go there.
it'll pay for itself in the long run.
dude dorms at monterey are a ripoff im getting an apartment near the school.
wayy cheaper and still a nice apartment.

[Monster8V]

Berkeley=Epic Fail

Waiting for family to kick off so you can go to school........ Karma Fail.

[lifeisshort117]

man some of you guys are just like people on vortex; haters.
maybe thats why you epic fail thread people keep to this thread and not many others.
hmmm...

[Monster8V]

hmmm, maybe ill rev it up alot before I leave..........

vroom vroom..... :tup2:

[Kelly Girl]

sheesh... hater? you insulted my intelligence, and I'M the hater... [but i'm in 929 threads] this just happens to be the fun one right now....

you need manners...and new logic

[lifeisshort117]

you need manners...and new logic
:tdown:

[Kelly Girl]

last word, FTW

[lifeisshort117]

neh.

[mike]

Lifeisshort,
I'm a student at Harvard................ I just haven't gone yet.................. ah, products of our failing public education system. I would leave Kelly alone, seriously, she is one smart cookie, you could end up biting off more than you can chew in a hurry. I hate to say it, but you can't start giving someone shit, then they one up you, then you tell them your in the 13th grade and still live at home spending your free time to play an online game with your friends, glad you have plans, lets see if they happen before you start tooting your horn, won't happen sitting on the couch in your parents living room though. I plan on having more coin then Donald Trump, until it happens, its all a pipe dream and speculation.

Shooting your mouth off and having to squeeze the humble pie past your foot = EPIC FAIL

[Kelly Girl]

i knew it

[Manticore1023]

How about:

scanning each page of your passport, including a hi-res scan of the ID page (without any ID numbers blocked out), then placing it on a lab share that can be accessed by about 70 different people?

I just came across it while assisting someone with disk cleanup.

[Monster8V]

Doh!!

[Kelly Girl]

hmm...
epic DOH!

[lifeisshort117]

true, but just because she is smart, doesnt give her the right to talk down to people.

once she brought out the degree card, i told her i had nothing for that, she won.
then we started talking about something else.
big deal.
this whole convo was never meant to shoot my mouth off, purposely and seriously insult other people or anything like that.

however i wont apologize, because i dont feel the need to.
this thread is for joking around correct?
if not, then wow.

im out for this thread.
pointless and hopeless.
get over yourselves.

[Kelly Girl]

totally joking.. but you kinda started it...

[lifeisshort117]

yes i did.
but it was a joke and i hope you thought it was.

[Kelly Girl]

yeah, and then you got a little nasty... so i wasn't so sure anymore... all i did was clarify where i got my info from.. then it turned into a pissing contest.

it's over now, then let it be. i'll even let you have the last word

[GONEJET93]

ok children cant we all get along and kelly are we still on for tonight?

[lifeisshort117]

hahah no no its okay it doesnt matter to me.
yeah vince i wanna redo my vacuum system!!!

[GONEJET93]

ok jr we can do it next sunday???

[mike]

yes i did.
but it was a joke and i hope you thought it was.

So much for bowing out.

You made your bed, now you have to sleep in it. I would venture that you'll be a little more careful in the future with what you say and then try to tell everyone you were joking. We need to "Get over ourselves"? Please elaborate on this statement, what do you see as an actual "issue" as it would be in our statements or postings that would indicate that we are all self absorbed pricks?

[xtina]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dYpnd_9TFs

[Kelly Girl]

ok children cant we all get along and kelly are we still on for tonight?

YESSIR... PM SENT

[lifeisshort117]

you mean this upcoming sunday? sure.

mike, look at what you just said, then think about where i would get that assumption.

[Kelly Girl]

dood, let it alone..

[lifeisshort117]

im trying to and you know that.

[xtina]

http://alansblog.co.uk/images/fail.jpg

[Kelly Girl]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dYpnd_9TFs

linkey broken?

[xtina]

click the link at the top ;/ apparently that videos not for embedding

[mike]

I'm a self absorbed prick for calling you out on statements you have made, you said you were done with this thread, we all need to get over ourselves, yet you are still here and can't define a reason why we need to "get over ourselves", and I'm the self absorbed prick, nice. If you were really intent on letting this go, you apologize for your mistaken statements and leave a gentleman.

[jwill'sMK4]

im not liking all the tension in this thread

[mike]

This thread = EPIC FAIL!

[Monster8V]

im not liking all the tension in this thread

Ill remind the world that on Friday, after a few days of me owning PhatTony with some simple Photoshop images, he promised that it was from that point, ON.

Yet, here it is monday and still NOTHING but his empty promise.

FAIL!

[lifeisshort117]

statements that were obviously jokes, jokes that were taken as serious statements, serious statements that were heard by you, you who blasted me for saying them, not realizing they were jokes and not letting it go, turning it around so i am still the bad guy.

i will not apologize because i did nothing wrong except joke around.
and i will not leave a gentlemen because i will not leave; im here to chat with my friends.
its already been let go but obviously not by you.

SO,
get over yourself,
and let it go.



just like i did.
:tup:

[oc-audica]

tony sure spent plenty time posting lame nwf Mexican jokes!

[jwill'sMK4]

Ill remind the world that on Friday, after a few days of me owning PhatTony with some simple Photoshop images, he promised that it was from that point, ON.

Yet, here it is monday and still NOTHING but his empty promise.

FAIL!

damn im gonna have to have a talk with him 2nite at the meet

then again maybe he's gathering up resources or something

[Kelly Girl]

tony is a lame NwF Messican joke.. sorry i mean puerto rican

[Monster8V]

tony sure spent plenty time posting lame nwf Mexican jokes!


Maybe he thinks im Mexican? Bwahaha!!!
Maybe thats the best he has for me?? Bwahahaha!!!!!

Oh man, im so dissapointed. Hes so NOT worthy. Bwahaha!!!!


damn im gonna have to have a talk with him 2nite at the meet

then again maybe he's gathering up resources or something


Sheez how slow is he? I get resources in seconds! Lookit how many OWNED images I made of him and it didnt take any time. Ah well..... Help him if you have to. :tup2:

[oc-audica]

tony is a lame NwF Messican joke.. sorry i mean puerto rican
might as well be mexican with all the lack of effort

/ouch

[Kelly Girl]

oh dayam...


but epic fail on TONY for your love of TGIFridays...

home of the boil in a bag happy hour

[jwill'sMK4]

Maybe he thinks im Mexican? Bwahaha!!!
Maybe thats the best he has for me?? Bwahahaha!!!!!

Oh man, im so dissapointed. Hes so NOT worthy. Bwahaha!!!!





Sheez how slow is he? I get resources in seconds! Lookit how many OWNED images I made of him and didnt take any time. Ah well..... Help him if you have to. :tup2:


HA!... so i can come under fire i think not

[Monster8V]

HA!... so i can come under fire i think not



Naw, your safe, I cant find any pics of you...... yet! :tup:

[jwill'sMK4]

cuz im a ninja

[oc-audica]

ahahah go to the (post pics of yourself) thread for ammo!!!!!

[oc-audica]

bah 2005 CA Tax audit FTL!

[jwill'sMK4]

ahahah go to the (post pics of yourself) thread for ammo!!!!!



that pick doesnt show off my face i have deniability

[Kelly Girl]

Naw, your safe, I cant find any pics of you...... yet! :tup:

wustefest pictures..

he is in there..

drunk as a skunk in spunk

[jwill'sMK4]

wustefest pictures..

he is in there..

drunk as a skunk in spunk

eww

[Kelly Girl]

SKUNK HAVE SPUNK.
get your mind outta de gutter

[mike]

statements that were obviously jokes, jokes that were taken as serious statements, serious statements that were heard by you, you who blasted me for saying them, not realizing they were jokes and not letting it go, turning it around so i am still the bad guy.

i will not apologize because i did nothing wrong except joke around.
and i will not leave a gentlemen because i will not leave; im here to chat with my friends.
its already been let go but obviously not by you.

SO,
get over yourself,
and let it go.

just like i did.
:tup:


I can let alot of stuff go, just not blatant lying and stupidity, Your a worse back peddler then most politicians. Your "Joking" statements as you refer to them, was lame, and not funny, and had the context of a genuine statement, you still can't explain in a legitimate way why we need to "Get over ourselves" you stuck your foot in your mouth, got caught, ran your mouth some more, got hassled again and can't deal with the consequences, so go on, talk to your "friends" who ever they are................... I don't think you have many in here. Denial, party of one? :tup2:

[Kelly Girl]

like the river, DeNile?

[mike]

Its not just a river in Egypt................

[Kelly Girl]

http://ak.static.dailymotion.com/dyn/preview/320x240/413548.jpg?20070910175357

[GONEJET93]

hey epic failing is what this thread is about not people saying stupid things to each other. unless you want to call the EPIC FAILING!!!

[lifeisshort117]

I can let alot of stuff go, just not blatant lying and stupidity, Your a worse back peddler then most politicians. Your "Joking" statements as you refer to them, was lame, and not funny, and had the context of a genuine statement, you still can't explain in a legitimate way why we need to "Get over ourselves" you stuck your foot in your mouth, got caught, ran your mouth some more, got hassled again and can't deal with the consequences, so go on, talk to your "friends" who ever they are................... I don't think you have many in here. Denial, party of one? :tup2:


you and me got problems.

nothing will change that.
but you know what, i am sorry if i pissed you off billy badass.
the people i were insulting was not deliberate, and i have apologized to them.
i can easily explain why especially you need to get over yourself,
because you cant seem to let this go thats why.
you always have to have the last say, be mr. bigshot and talk down to me like you are a true billy badass.
well guess what.
you are not.
me and kelly have already gotten over it,
both of us have apologized to the other and are cool now.
now i want you and me to be cool because i dont want this thread going to crap because of this.
you obviously have your opinion about me and i could careless what you think of me,
you arent a big deal and your opinion doesnt mean shit to me.

im not a big deal either and it doesnt matter to me one way of the other if i am. thats why i stopped "running my mouth".

dude just chill alright?
im chill.
this is supposed to be the good forums, unlike vortex where all this SHOULD be going on.

if you press on this matter more, then damn dude you have some issues.
again, sorry if i offended anyone on here.
i didnt mean to at all.
see some of you tonight :tup:

[mike]

We got problems? How do you figure? Do we have to beat it into your head with a hammer? You insult people on here, back peddle, run your mouth, and can't deal with the results, and WE have problems? No, YOU have problems, severe ones, one of them is you can't admit to doing wrong and swallow your pride. The second most obvious problem is you don't know when to back out. As for you calling me a "Billy Badass", why, cause I hold people, including punks like you accountable for their shit? So that makes me a badass, cool! Me, I'm perfectly fine, you are stuck with yourself, where ever you go, Keep it up buddy, your hole is getting deeper.

[lifeisshort117]

yep.
you got issues pal.
anyways.
today on this thread=epic fail!!!

[mike]

Maybe I'll come out to the meet tonight and we can talk in person............ I'll figure out who you are, look for me, I'll be the 6'4" 260 lb "Billy Badass"

[karl]

hey bill badass!!!
come to a meet and find me, i got a cupcake to give you!!!

:)

[oc-audica]

lol. damn i'm hungry