PhätTony
07-05-2008, 02:03 PM
So I work as a delivery guy for Domino's as a second job in South Corona. Across the street from us is Santana Park. Now, this park is huge which means a lot of people will be showing for 4th of July events.
The shin dig starts around 10am, families, booths, concert. Barely anyone there during the daytime. Across the street from the park, we have a pretty large parking lot with a small grassy area as big as a little league infield that is just for looks. We also have temporary parking in front of all the businesses like sushi, bbq, domino s, subway and a few others. This "30 min parking" that we use for in and out stuff as 30 minutes would be (about 20 spots).
So come 7:30pm last night, a huge rush of people start 'invading the parking lot, which is fine if your parking in regular parking. They plop their chairs in the middle of the grass area (which was just fertilized).
I could tell that this was gonna spread to the 30 minute driver parking really quick. So we made some make shift signs from boxes, reiteratling that it was 30 minute parking and violators would be towed. Placed them in 5 spots and there began the fun.
Waiting for stupid idiots to see the signs, yet still park there. A couple of them even had the nerve to say "oh we're just going to subway" as they pulled out their cozy chairs and coolers. My response, as we were 6 deep outside watching the fiasco of morons. "Hey, it's up to you. In 25 minutes we're calling the tow truck. Which is just waiting around the corner, 5 deep (total lie).
This goes on and on, till literally the girls have to stand in spots to save for our delivery drivers. Double parked cars on each side of the road, it was a freakin cluster fuck. No cops, no security that comes every night to give tickets to violators. Just us to police the spaces to keep our business running. The city failed point blank. It took each driver 30 minutes to get out of the parking lot. We deliver in 30 minutes usually.
8:45 rolls around I'm leaving the lot, to fill up at the gas station across to Vons (still in shopping area). Some stupid fuckin ASSHAT of a BRO backs his rust bucket 1980's small cab into my bumper. No damage but now the Puerto Rican comes out. Everyone sees this happen, because they are now sitting in chairs LITERALLY in the middle of the road watching the fireworks.
Me: I get out, ask if the fucker is drunk or just a typical BRO:
Bro: "I didn't see you, I'm just trying to get gas."
Me: "fuck you didnt, you were staring at the stupid effects son!."
Bro: "Did I do any damage?"
Me: "I don't see anything, but the knick that was already there."
"Sorry BRO, I didn't hurt your Mexican flag did I?"
(I'm Puerto Rican, and he can see that the flag in my car says it)
Me: "You know what? Your obviously drunk or high because I smell a combination of both"
Onlooker 1: Yeah!!! He's high as a kite to hit that nice car of yours!"
Onlooker 2: "I'm calling the cops!"
Me: "Please, stay out of it.... especially when you got a 22 ounce in your hand."
Bro: Look man, I just got off work, I just wanna fill up and go home"
I can respect that, especially when I want nothing more than to get the fuck out of there.
We both make our way finally to the gas station.... There are actually people parked in cars and chairs at the gas pumps watching the fireworks
STILL...........NO FUCKIN COPS!!!!!!!!!! OR SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last firework goes off. I get out, tell everyone I just called the police and tow companies since I work next door and just at that time 5 cop cars, and like a small platoon of tricycle cops roll up, 5 tow trucks (sitting around the corner), just like a swat team swooping in. Arrest the guy in the truck who hit me with his junker because he also hit someone else earlier that night and ran.
All the cars in the gas station were towed and impounded. Families running around for their chairs. It was like a Mexican jailbreak (no off.), but there were whites, blacks, Asians, and Latinos. Of course the white people had no clue what was going on and ran towards the police. The Latinos followed in suit of the blacks since they knew the short cuts. It was so heartwarming to see us erase the colorlines....for just one night. For one getaway. I will always cherish this. LMFAO! FUCKERS! Where's your cars and baby seats now? Taking my spot.
I was amazed, yet still the shopping mall owners are going to be at the next city hall council meeting in full force to share some thoughts.
I laughed all the way home.:tup2:
The shin dig starts around 10am, families, booths, concert. Barely anyone there during the daytime. Across the street from the park, we have a pretty large parking lot with a small grassy area as big as a little league infield that is just for looks. We also have temporary parking in front of all the businesses like sushi, bbq, domino s, subway and a few others. This "30 min parking" that we use for in and out stuff as 30 minutes would be (about 20 spots).
So come 7:30pm last night, a huge rush of people start 'invading the parking lot, which is fine if your parking in regular parking. They plop their chairs in the middle of the grass area (which was just fertilized).
I could tell that this was gonna spread to the 30 minute driver parking really quick. So we made some make shift signs from boxes, reiteratling that it was 30 minute parking and violators would be towed. Placed them in 5 spots and there began the fun.
Waiting for stupid idiots to see the signs, yet still park there. A couple of them even had the nerve to say "oh we're just going to subway" as they pulled out their cozy chairs and coolers. My response, as we were 6 deep outside watching the fiasco of morons. "Hey, it's up to you. In 25 minutes we're calling the tow truck. Which is just waiting around the corner, 5 deep (total lie).
This goes on and on, till literally the girls have to stand in spots to save for our delivery drivers. Double parked cars on each side of the road, it was a freakin cluster fuck. No cops, no security that comes every night to give tickets to violators. Just us to police the spaces to keep our business running. The city failed point blank. It took each driver 30 minutes to get out of the parking lot. We deliver in 30 minutes usually.
8:45 rolls around I'm leaving the lot, to fill up at the gas station across to Vons (still in shopping area). Some stupid fuckin ASSHAT of a BRO backs his rust bucket 1980's small cab into my bumper. No damage but now the Puerto Rican comes out. Everyone sees this happen, because they are now sitting in chairs LITERALLY in the middle of the road watching the fireworks.
Me: I get out, ask if the fucker is drunk or just a typical BRO:
Bro: "I didn't see you, I'm just trying to get gas."
Me: "fuck you didnt, you were staring at the stupid effects son!."
Bro: "Did I do any damage?"
Me: "I don't see anything, but the knick that was already there."
"Sorry BRO, I didn't hurt your Mexican flag did I?"
(I'm Puerto Rican, and he can see that the flag in my car says it)
Me: "You know what? Your obviously drunk or high because I smell a combination of both"
Onlooker 1: Yeah!!! He's high as a kite to hit that nice car of yours!"
Onlooker 2: "I'm calling the cops!"
Me: "Please, stay out of it.... especially when you got a 22 ounce in your hand."
Bro: Look man, I just got off work, I just wanna fill up and go home"
I can respect that, especially when I want nothing more than to get the fuck out of there.
We both make our way finally to the gas station.... There are actually people parked in cars and chairs at the gas pumps watching the fireworks
STILL...........NO FUCKIN COPS!!!!!!!!!! OR SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last firework goes off. I get out, tell everyone I just called the police and tow companies since I work next door and just at that time 5 cop cars, and like a small platoon of tricycle cops roll up, 5 tow trucks (sitting around the corner), just like a swat team swooping in. Arrest the guy in the truck who hit me with his junker because he also hit someone else earlier that night and ran.
All the cars in the gas station were towed and impounded. Families running around for their chairs. It was like a Mexican jailbreak (no off.), but there were whites, blacks, Asians, and Latinos. Of course the white people had no clue what was going on and ran towards the police. The Latinos followed in suit of the blacks since they knew the short cuts. It was so heartwarming to see us erase the colorlines....for just one night. For one getaway. I will always cherish this. LMFAO! FUCKERS! Where's your cars and baby seats now? Taking my spot.
I was amazed, yet still the shopping mall owners are going to be at the next city hall council meeting in full force to share some thoughts.
I laughed all the way home.:tup2: