22yr old auctioning off her virginity

[bugzy]

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/22-year-old-auctioning-off-her-virginity

[Streamline]

I was just reading about that somewhere, but now I can't remember.

Smart woman :p

[TOYr32]

Hahahaha, it looks like her head is photoshopped in!

[oc-audica]

she's no virgin

[IfYouSeeKay]

I bet the Church of England or something buys it.

[FunkTron]

she's no virgin

may be a vaginal virgin.........doesn't take away that she has taken it backdoor for her grades all through college, give hand jobs all through high school, and give knob jobs throughout for a line of coke and a little extra money for her obvious over-obsession with MAC makeup.

I buy her story. :tup2:

[Kelly Girl]

Whore.. well she is exchaning sex for $$$ (at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, in Nevada)

is she entertaining female offers?

[Streamline]

Whore.. well she is exchaning sex for $$$ (at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, in Nevada)

is she entertaining female offers?

You can't afford her. :p

[mitssn]

Lets pool our money and have a gang bang!

[bugzy]

get yourself a plane ticket to thailand and you can have a virgin for cheaper ;)

[Kelly Girl]

You can't afford her. :p

wanna go dutch??

[DarkstaR]

4:18 PM Hebby Says:
Can I get a refund if I am not satisfied with the transaction?

Haha

[oc-audica]

Lets pool our money and have a gang bang!
Then we can all rock special gang bang decals

[ncttrnl]

get yourself a plane ticket to thailand and you can have a virgin for cheaper ;)

If you're into boys

[bugzy]

If you're into boys
cambodian is more known for that

[JETTAone420]

haha after reading the comments on that site...

i think its a smart move on her half. why not try to make a buck on somthing that will prob only last 20min. unless theirs liek prerequisites that have to be met like:

-how long does the sex have to last?
cuz for a million bucks im not gettin off anytime soon!
-is it a 1 time affair?
probably is but watever
-does the dude gotta pull out?
even with a condom for a million bucks im staying inside!
-can it be home recorded?
id prob have a video camera stashed somewhere just cuz
-are all positions open?
for a million bucks i better be going for the cycle.

[Kelly Girl]

LOL, yeah like you've got that kind of money Ted..

Aha ha ha ha

[JETTAone420]

im not SAYING i have that money, but presumably that i did id wanna make sure my million was worth bangin her.

and even if i did have that money im sure id be able to find a hot dumb blonde that i could bone on a daily basis for like 1/1000th of the price lol.

[Kelly Girl]

$1000 is still some pricey punani...

[mike]

Why would anyone want a virgin, let alone PAY for one? They have no idea what to do, they lay there crying and make a mess of your sheets.

[oc-audica]

Why would anyone want a virgin, let alone PAY for one? They have no idea what to do, they lay there crying and make a mess of your sheets.
so true...but some people out there still just like the thought of it, much like myself (back in the day)

[PhätTony]

I would not pee in her butt.... that is all. Carry on everyone





















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[JETTAone420]

well if i had the money id do it for the publicity. (and thats if i could blow that much and not worry about it)

but yes mike does prove a valid point!
especially the crying part about it hurting which is why their would have to be preuisites on how long it lasts... but then id feel bad if she was only good for like 10min of pure poppin and started crying id be like damn wat a waste of money!

now it'll be funny if the bid doesnt go to favor and they started the bid cheap and it ended for like a few grand...

[IfYouSeeKay]

get yourself a plane ticket to thailand and you can have a virgin for cheaper ;)

I dont want to know how you know.

[Streamline]

Why would anyone want a virgin, let alone PAY for one? They have no idea what to do, they lay there crying and make a mess of your sheets.

I had such a funny image in my head after reading that.

[PhätTony]

I'd cheer for the devirginizer to knock her up. First time up, WIN!

[mike]

I'd cheer for the devirginizer to knock her up. First time up, WIN!

Tony you dumb ass, everyone knows they can't get pregnant the first time.

[EDM]

Tony you dumb ass, everyone knows they can't get pregnant the first time.

Remember she would need to stand on her head afterward also.

[PhätTony]

Tony you dumb ass, everyone knows they can't get pregnant the first time.

Wait..Wait!

"If she's on top, she's surely not to get pregnant. It's basic law of gravity"

-knocked up


A friend of mine got the business first time up, second time up and third!
she is latina thought, touch em and they are pregnant.

[bugzy]

Remember she would need to stand on her head afterward also.
i heard vinegar helps too

and if its a full moon, like this sunday, it should be fine

[EDM]

Wait..Wait!

"If she's on top, she's surely not to get pregnant. It's basic law of gravity"

-knocked up


A friend of mine got the business first time up, second time up and third!
she is latina thought, touch em and they are pregnant.

Hell just looking at them wrong will do the trick.

[PhätTony]

This may be the case.

[v2rocket]

Why would anyone want a virgin, let alone PAY for one?

heres a hint "allah allah, durka durka mohhamed jihad durka durka allah jihad"

those people do in fact they want 40 of them

[v2rocket]

im going to laugh if she gets some old nasty fat guy with moles & warts(virus not the actual warts so its stealthy)

buahahahahaha

when the nasty guy is done he can pat her on the back and say "CONGRATULATIONS YOU NOW HAVE VD! REMEMBER CHLAMYDIA IS NOT A FLOWER!"

[Woody]

i heard vinegar helps too

and if its a full moon, like this sunday, it should be fine

Stick it in her ass. No pregnancy, I guarantee it.

[TOYr32]

I hear if she's wearing high heels and you do her standing your sperm die because the altitude change.

[PhätTony]

This would be a definate testable theory!

[Kelly Girl]

i dunno mike, ask the american businessmen who go to asia to pay for virgin poon.... this at least saves them the plane ticket

[TOYr32]

i dunno mike, ask the american businessmen who go to asia to pay for virgin poon.... this at least saves them the plane ticket

Plane ticket is only about $1200, this poon might go for more than that.

[PhätTony]

$1200?!!!!!! Heck, I don't know where you ticket shop but I get it for 900

[mike]

heres a hint "allah allah, durka durka mohhamed jihad durka durka allah jihad"

those people do in fact they want 40 of them

Isn't it 72 virgins? Did you see the episode of Family Guy where the Suicide Bomber floats up to heaven and finds his 72 virgins are all world of warcraft players and computer nerds and says "Damn you Binladen!!!!"

[PhätTony]

Isn't it 72 virgins? Did you see the episode of Family Guy where the Suicide Bomber floats up to heaven and finds his 72 virgins are all world of warcraft players and computer nerds and says "Damn you Binladen!!!!"

dude! you must find this clip!

[Kelly Girl]

$1200?!!!!!! Heck, I don't know where you ticket shop but I get it for 900

u speak from experience?

[JETTAone420]

$1200?!!!!!! Heck, I don't know where you ticket shop but I get it for 900

wtf bbq?? i dont know where BOTH of ya'll go... but in korea u could go in pretty deep into the red light district and still only pay a few hundred

I hear if she's wearing high heels and you do her standing your sperm die because the altitude change.
does it count if you've done it standing up while in th shower while up in victorville?? cuz the altitude their is aalready a few thousand feet?!$

[jwill'sMK4]

Stick it in her ass. No pregnancy, I guarantee it.


not true there ARE rare cases where the girl still manages to get preggo

[mobbin6]

heres a hint "allah allah, durka durka mohhamed jihad durka durka allah jihad"

:rolleyes:

[v2rocket]

:rolleyes:

yeah i went there

[JETTAone420]

not true there ARE rare cases where the girl still manages to get preggo
wtf? how does that shit work?? her taint wall would absorb the love mayonaisse into her va jay jay???

i could see if u were superman and had some kryptonic bionic jizz or somthin...

[TOYr32]

$1200?!!!!!! Heck, I don't know where you ticket shop but I get it for 900

Sorry, flight to Thailand, I'm not flying coach!

[mike]

wtf? how does that shit work?? her taint wall would absorb the love mayonaisse into her va jay jay???

i could see if u were superman and had some kryptonic bionic jizz or somthin...

its called the drip and back luck homie.....

[BexSoCal]

22 and a Virgin? I didn't know such people actually existed.

14 or 15, maybe 16 and a virgin I can believe, but 22! :confused:

[ncttrnl]

not true there ARE rare cases where the girl still manages to get preggo

Tell her you want to see the paternity test.

[oc-audica]

not true there ARE rare cases where the girl still manages to get preggo
preggo from another dude!