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SYNYSTAGLI
02-22-2005, 06:19 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


"I am in no way a violent person"
Amanda Monti
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

creanium
02-22-2005, 10:11 AM
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

LMMFAO!!

madajb
02-22-2005, 10:34 AM
A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

I don't care how good a friend you are, if your ball ends up on the ground next to me...that's where it's stayin'.

-ajb

Alan_One
02-22-2005, 10:36 AM
Some people just should not drink...or do drugs... or be allowed to socialize

Tom
02-22-2005, 10:45 AM
Some people just should not drink...or do drugs... or be allowed to socialize
Engaging in a little self-reflection, are we?








:p

v2rocket
02-22-2005, 11:20 AM
thats tough love

MSR1
02-22-2005, 11:33 AM
FYI, here in the US, the known going rate for losing a testicle due to a medical error is a minimum of $1,000,000 in a malpractice case. (any action leading to the loss of a nut, like for example, if you go an emergency room for testicular pain, and they make you wait, and you end up losing a nut, 1mil.) I wonder how much the monetary award the juries in the uk allow for an assault of this nature?

vtecwho
02-22-2005, 01:00 PM
i have friend who was born without his left nut. :o now we call him lefty. :tup:

ALEX91GTI
02-22-2005, 01:08 PM
was she trying to do the old "lock the door and swallow the key" type thing. ha that sucks now he's gonna have to explain to every girl what happened. over and over again.

fcastle
02-22-2005, 01:40 PM
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"I am in no way a violent person"
Amanda Monti

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff :liar: and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

If ripping a man's testicles off w/your bare hands isn't violent, then that word doesn't mean what I think it means.

Also, the act of reaching toward a man's testicles while you are angry shows the intention to cause harm. Ladies, never consider the testicles in anger.

addicted2thevr6
02-22-2005, 02:02 PM
this reminds me..... chicks that rip off dudes nuts is one of my pet peeves too. this goes good with the pet peeve thread

wikedgolf
02-22-2005, 02:22 PM
hahahahaha... thats funny!

Audilicious
02-22-2005, 04:44 PM
FYI, here in the US, the known going rate for losing a testicle due to a medical error is a minimum of $1,000,000 in a malpractice case. (any action leading to the loss of a nut, like for example, if you go an emergency room for testicular pain, and they make you wait, and you end up losing a nut, 1mil.) I wonder how much the monetary award the juries in the uk allow for an assault of this nature?

I traded my left nut on craigslist for a 61-key MIDI controller and some cash ($65 and some change)...

Did I just get ripped off?

Alan_One
02-22-2005, 05:08 PM
FYI, here in the US, the known going rate for losing a testicle due to a medical error is a minimum of $1,000,000 in a malpractice case. (any action leading to the loss of a nut, like for example, if you go an emergency room for testicular pain, and they make you wait, and you end up losing a nut, 1mil.) I wonder how much the monetary award the juries in the uk allow for an assault of this nature?

Not if mr bush gets his legislation through. That nut wont be worth spit.

Alan_One
02-22-2005, 05:11 PM
Engaging in a little self-reflection, are we?


:p

I got your self reflection hanging... 2 of em.

trestressiete
02-22-2005, 07:36 PM
makes lorena bobbet look like mother teresa!!! :eek:

slowjet
02-22-2005, 07:40 PM
As Jimbo on the K-Cal radio station had put it, "its not testicles anymore, its a nuticle"

FunkTron
02-23-2005, 08:36 AM
oh oh oh...replace it with a steel replacement!!!!
Having balls of steel would rock!!!......except for them getting cold....that would suck. :p

Troike
02-23-2005, 12:07 PM
oh oh oh...replace it with a steel replacement!!!!
Having balls of steel would rock!!!......except for them getting cold....that would suck. :p

Would be worth it just to be able to challenge people to kick you in the balls and take it with a straight face and air of triumph though :p

madajb
02-23-2005, 12:23 PM
oh oh oh...replace it with a steel replacement!!!!
Having balls of steel would rock!!!......except for them getting cold....that would suck. :p

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-ajb