Time Machine For Sale

[84rabbitchick]

So, who want's to go back in time? (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5590780790&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

[Mr. Nobody]

HAHA..... 0 bids.

[slowjet]

Now why you gotta be such a tease? lol

[veedubber7]

i want to go back to 82'

[mike]

I love that you can ask the seller a question....here is mine

could I use this to travel back in time, club you over the head, get the plans and my money back then give hitler the a-bomb plans. Another good idea, If it works why not go back and keep the government from finding out about it?

[84rabbitchick]

I love that you can ask the seller a question....here is mine

could I use this to travel back in time, club you over the head, get the plans and my money back then give hitler the a-bomb plans. Another good idea, If it works why not go back and keep the government from finding out about it?
hahahha!!!!

[mike]

I got a response to the question I asked him:

I'm afraid going back in time to keep the government from finding out about it would create a nasty temporal paradox. I can't go back to change something that would only cause me not to go back once the future happens again. For instance, suppose I stop the government from finding out, then when the timeline resets itself, I will not have a need to travel back in time, but since I won't travel back in time, the government will find out, and then the timeline will reset itself again; it will continue this loop indefinitely and nothing will ever really be resolved. Try to wrap your mind around that and you will begin understand the peculiarities of time travel. As far as giving Hitler the plans... I stated in the auction that I will not sell this machine to anyone who is pure dag nasty evil, therefore I will remove you from the auction if you try to bid.

[mitssn]

http://i1.ebayimg.com/04/i/04/50/d8/a6_12_sb.JPG

[84rabbitchick]

Lol!

[mitssn]

http://i1.ebayimg.com/04/i/04/50/d8/a6_12_sb.JPG

Is that Frittz???? Doesn't he need a picture??