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Nefarious
06-22-2005, 09:27 AM
By JOE SHARKEY
Published: June 21, 2005
AFTER passing through security at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport recently, Nathan Rau noticed something odd - stuffed animal puppets, actually - affixed to two electronic wands used for body scans on passengers chosen for more intensive secondary screening.

Shoe Removal: Required or Not?"They told me they use the covered wands to screen young children," he said. "They said it makes the child feel a little more relaxed during the process."

Screeners at Minneapolis are using their heads, Mr. Rau decided.

Mr. Rau, a 31-year-old Minneapolis lawyer, has a fairly straightforward approach to evaluating airport security procedures. "I'll give praise where it's due, but not where it's not," Mr. Rau said.

Praise is due to the screeners in Minnesota, he said. But not for the screeners at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, who recently confiscated his car key as a prohibited item.

"I'm leaving Dallas on a Sunday and at security it's the usual stuff - shoes off, laptop out. My carry-on bag goes through the X-ray machine and I hear the infamous 'bag check!' " Mr. Rau recalled.

Here we go, he thought. "A screener says, 'Sir, is this your bag?' And I say, 'Yeah, and I need a private room if you're going to go through it,' " he recalled telling the screener.

Mr. Rau explained: "As an attorney, I carry documents, and because of the nature of what I do - I do intellectual property law - opening them up in a public place could have repercussions for myself or for my clients."

He was told private rooms were for personal screening, not for screening bags. That was not the case in Minneapolis, on the rare occasions when Mr. Rau said he was randomly selected for a secondary screening. "In Minneapolis, if you ask, they always give you a private room and they're nice about it," he said.

At the Dallas checkpoint, the contents of his bag were dumped on the table. "They pull out my car key," he said.

"What's this?" an inspector asked.

"My car key," Mr. Rau said.

Mr. Rau drives an Audi. Audis now come with stylish ignition keys designed to house the key inside a holder, preventing rips and wear on pocket liners. You push a button on a flat two-inch shaft and the key slides out.

As he demonstrated it, Mr. Rau could see the word forming in the minds of the screeners, now three, on his case: switchblade.

"Now the bells are ringing," he said. After running the key through the X-ray machine three times, the security committee reached a conclusion. "Well, sir, that's a switchblade style, and that's a prohibited item," Mr. Rau said he was told. "We're going to have to confiscate that."

Paperwork, of course, was required. His driver's license and other identification papers were photocopied.

"And of course, I didn't have my car keys," he said. Luckily, he keeps a spare in a little magnetized box under his car. But, it cost $300 to replace the key at the dealer, who must add a computer code for a specific car.

He was carrying his house key at the time. In comparison with the flat Audi key, "the house key looks like a saw blade," said Mr. Rau, who first described the incident anonymously on www.flyertalk.com, a frequent-flier forum.

On its Web site, www.tsa.gov, the Transportation Security Administration has posted a list of items you are not permitted to take on an airplane, in both checked bags and carry-ons. But the list is not "intended to be all-inclusive and is updated as necessary," the T.S.A. says, adding, "To ensure everybody's security, the screener may determine that an item not on this chart is prohibited."

Mr. Rau said, "That is the ultimate out - it's totally at their discretion."

Mr. Raus said of his Dallas-Fort Worth experience: "They were not ultra-rude about it. But you ever get the feeling you're just banging your head against a wall?"

Yes, we get that feeling frequently, his fellow business travelers will agree. Last week, the Business Travel Coalition, in a survey of both individual travelers and corporate travel managers, found that "inconsistency among airports was the No. 1 most troubling aspect of the airport security process."

That survey, which also elicited opinions about screening in general and about a proposed registered-traveler program that would expedite screening for those who registered personal information and possibly fingerprints in advance, is available at http://btcweb.biz.

Incidentally, it is not clear to me yet whether other Audi drivers have had ignition keys confiscated at other airports. Telephone calls seeking comment from a spokeswoman at Audi of America headquarters in Auburn Hills, Mich., were not returned.

ncttrnl
06-22-2005, 09:46 AM
Wow.... Glad I never bring my car keys with me when I travel. That is just absolutely unbelievable.

Is anyone else thinking about how Tommy would flick his keys open at people like he was going to stab them?

On a side note...

I got stopped in SAN after a bomb sniffing machine picked up my hair gel. I got surrounded pretty quick for that one but they were pretty nice after they had a chance to pat me down. I guess they like to snuggle afterwards or something.

Agent Orange
06-22-2005, 09:59 AM
Oh id be really pissed!! Id cause a HUGE seen

ncttrnl
06-22-2005, 10:07 AM
Oh id be really pissed!! Id cause a HUGE seen

And then you'd wind up arrested and being questioned by the FBI

Agent Orange
06-22-2005, 10:27 AM
Out of sheer pridefulness id do it anyhow

Agent Orange
06-22-2005, 10:28 AM
:d :d :d :d

Agent Orange
06-22-2005, 10:32 AM
Unless they can agree to pick up the bill on my new key

quattrogirl
06-22-2005, 10:49 AM
On a side note...

I got stopped in SAN after a bomb sniffing machine picked up my hair gel. I got surrounded pretty quick for that one but they were pretty nice after they had a chance to pat me down. I guess they like to snuggle afterwards or something.

So I'm getting a visual of TTony being snuggled by a 300 lb guy who's missing a couple of teeth, wearing the uniform that's a size too small, white socks and those squishy "sensible shoes", smellin of Old Spice and has sweaty palms.

Did he do it for ya? Was it memorable? :p

Tom (aka Godzilla)
06-22-2005, 11:15 AM
That's just assinine. I know those screeners are doing a thankless job, but do they have to make it harder on themselves?

Fritz
06-22-2005, 11:22 AM
great story... i'm more concerned about tony's hair gel. wtf you got in there Fonz?

Troike
06-22-2005, 03:35 PM
if they're going to confiscate something as menial as a car key, then they have no excuse for not handcuffing every passenger on every plane.
I'd be far more afraid of being overpowered / battered than stabbed with a freaking key.

Agent Orange
06-22-2005, 03:38 PM
if they're going to confiscate something as menial as a car key, then they have no excuse for not handcuffing every passenger on every plane.
I'd be far more afraid of being overpowered / battered than stabbed with a freaking key.
i think driving has gotten a lot safer for peeps like us. :smokem:

madajb
06-22-2005, 03:46 PM
Unless they can agree to pick up the bill on my new key
Technically, you are entitled to compensation after a review.
For a car key, you just might get it.

-ajb

Agent Orange
06-22-2005, 03:47 PM
Technically, you are entitled to compensation after a review.
For a car key, you just might get it.

-ajb
oh, then ill be fine

FunktasticVR6
06-22-2005, 03:47 PM
"Oh id be really pissed!! Id cause a HUGE seen"
(scene)
:smokem:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/princessjellybean26/jv_bug.gif
Twu Dat!

Agent Orange
06-22-2005, 03:50 PM
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

thank you god of spell check

:bs:

Troike
06-22-2005, 04:26 PM
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

thank you god of spell check

:bs:

that'd be grammar check homie ;)

Agent Orange
06-22-2005, 04:30 PM
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Thank you god of idea check
:stupid: