There's this really raunchy smell outside my window

[aixagent]

And it stinks of skunk or dead animal. It reminds me of the time when I was driving on the 15-N, just cruising at like 70-75 or so. It was just before Aero Drive when CHP pulls me over. The lady officer walks up to my window, and my car being the piece of shit that it is, the windows nor the sunroof work. So the officer thinks i'm up to something and she pulls out her gun on me and says to keep my hands on the wheel. I'm like WTF you know? I can't get my windows down and if I open the door you're going to fucking shoot me. So like she opens the door and tells me to slowly get out with my hands up and I'm doing so. I am pretty much facing the car with my hands up as she calls for backup. I presume to have some male officer come and grope me, but then boy, you wouldn't believe what was about to happen. There was this wild coyote that came down from the hill side and he was snarling and his eyes were really red. I started to feel uncomfortable because I didn't want him to bite me and I was afraid that if I moved, the coyote would attack me or the officer would kill me. But it turned out the coyote was my old Friend Super Dog. You might remember him as the dog who saved me from the cops before with his laser eyes. So the dog starts shooting everywhere with his laser beams, blowing up passing cars. It was a mess. Before you know it the news helicopters were everywhere and CHP/police backup and emergency vehicles were barreling down the freeway to get to where we were. I was like OMG Super Dog, What have you done? He was like Woof Woof WOOF woof. And I was like you want me to do THAT? Basically in Super Dog's language, he said that I should get into my car and he would push it with his super speed and I was like what about the C-130 bombers that were headed my way to blow us to smithereens? He was like WOOF WOOF WO0F (he basically said DONT WORRY, According to our knowledge of Physics, he can take us to the Moon at light speed and back and by the time we returned, which would feel like a gippy, everyone would have aged and died). And I was like Wow Super dog I don't want that to happen. What about my family and friends? Maybe I should just accept the consequences of my actions. And then he said, Well maybe there is another way. And I said Really? And he said NO. AND HE RANNED AWAY.

[bronfufu]

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[SYNYSTAGLI]

And it stinks of skunk or dead animal. It reminds me of the time when I was driving on the 15-N, just cruising at like 70-75 or so. It was just before Aero Drive when CHP pulls me over. The lady officer walks up to my window, and my car being the piece of shit that it is, the windows nor the sunroof work. So the officer thinks i'm up to something and she pulls out her gun on me and says to keep my hands on the wheel. I'm like WTF you know? I can't get my windows down and if I open the door you're going to fucking shoot me. So like she opens the door and tells me to slowly get out with my hands up and I'm doing so. I am pretty much facing the car with my hands up as she calls for backup. I presume to have some male officer come and grope me, but then boy, you wouldn't believe what was about to happen. There was this wild coyote that came down from the hill side and he was snarling and his eyes were really red. I started to feel uncomfortable because I didn't want him to bite me and I was afraid that if I moved, the coyote would attack me or the officer would kill me. But it turned out the coyote was my old Friend Super Dog. You might remember him as the dog who saved me from the cops before with his laser eyes. So the dog starts shooting everywhere with his laser beams, blowing up passing cars. It was a mess. Before you know it the news helicopters were everywhere and CHP/police backup and emergency vehicles were barreling down the freeway to get to where we were. I was like OMG Super Dog, What have you done? He was like Woof Woof WOOF woof. And I was like you want me to do THAT? Basically in Super Dog's language, he said that I should get into my car and he would push it with his super speed and I was like what about the C-130 bombers that were headed my way to blow us to smithereens? He was like WOOF WOOF WO0F (he basically said DONT WORRY, According to our knowledge of Physics, he can take us to the Moon at light speed and back and by the time we returned, which would feel like a gippy, everyone would have aged and died). And I was like Wow Super dog I don't want that to happen. What about my family and friends? Maybe I should just accept the consequences of my actions. And then he said, Well maybe there is another way. And I said Really? And he said NO. AND HE RANNED AWAY.



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[wikedgolf]

lol

[Troike]

Had me cracking up @ work.

When I was sitting down in our shack a week ago, a freakin skunk started wobbling right towards me, got 10 feet away before i scared him off ... I get enough of those bastards in Flagstaff, where we run into 5 a night ... got sprayed at one night this spring when me and a small skunk met each other at the apex of a building, luckily he was coming towards me so sprayed behind him.