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wikedgolf
08-04-2005, 04:29 PM
Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."


http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333

bugzy
08-04-2005, 05:09 PM
eeeeh ....

lostntainted
08-04-2005, 05:25 PM
they should make an espn commercial like that... "honey come to bed!" "no! i gotta watch football!" hehe

psychos everywhere i tell ya :rolleyes:

FILMAC
08-04-2005, 05:31 PM
Daaaam! I need to show this article to my girlfriend so she stops asking to cuddle. :D

cynicalgeek
08-04-2005, 06:15 PM
Crazy... Friggin psychos.

Hmm, let's see. Cuddle your wife, or cuddle 'Bubba'?

For most, I think that's an easy choice.

Fritz
08-04-2005, 06:34 PM
i thought this was a joke, like a fake web story thing, but it's not..

http://www.emeraldcoast.com/specialonlineupdate/offord1.html

sick SOB

daygoVR6
08-05-2005, 12:09 PM
wonder if you could make a gatorade or poweraid commercial from this

05GLI
08-05-2005, 01:33 PM
Daaaam! I need to show this article to my girlfriend so she stops asking to cuddle. :D



Hah, I'm one step ahead. I called Amanda and read it to her. :tup:









I think I'm sleeping on the couch this weekend. :tdown: