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    A little girl on a plane...

    A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
    "Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

    "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care or the economy when you don't know crap?"

    Then she went back to reading her book.
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    Re: A little girl on a plane...

    like

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    Re: A little girl on a plane...

    little girls shouldnt leave the kitchen alone..

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    Re: A little girl on a plane...

    She was being flown out for cooking lessons?
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    Re: A little girl on a plane...

    That's what I like to hear, women trying to better themselves

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    Re: A little girl on a plane...

    Quote Originally Posted by FunkTron View Post
    She was being flown out for cooking lessons?
    She was being flown to her new husband in the states?
    Ladies love VAG, too!

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    Re: A little girl on a plane...

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    doo-dee-dooo....ho-dee-humm... _____________________no slackin in my mack'n
    my hand has 4 fingers....and also a thumb. _____________no slippin in my pimpin

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    Re: A little girl on a plane...

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    Re: A little girl on a plane...

    The congressman was just tryng to get in her pants...

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    Re: A little girl on a plane...

    How old was she.




















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    Re: A little girl on a plane...

    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post
    How old was she.




















    best to turn away if you ask that here in the states :P
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