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    Ms. Woods = prostitute

    Unless I mistaken, she just redefined her role.

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    Mrs. Angus and I had been debating whether Tiger's wife would leave him or stand by her man. Turns out she is planning to lease herself to him:

    Elin and Tiger Woods had a prenuptial agreement, as expected. The couple is undergoing marital counseling, as you'd also expect. And now The Daily Beast is reporting that Elin Woods is renegotiating that prenup to get an immediate $5 million payout from her husband and as much as $55 million more to stay with him for two more years.

    The initial prenup was worth $20 million after 10 years of marriage. However, the Chicago Sun-Times' Bill Zwecker has reported that Elin Woods will receive an immediate payment "into an account she alone controls," and that the 10-year timeframe -- which began when they married in 2004 -- has been shortened and the value increased "substantially."


    The Daily Beast quotes "a lawyer familiar with the couple's negotiations" in reporting that the term of the prenup has been shortened to seven years, and that a series of staggered payments could increase the total value to $75 million.


    But apparently there's also a behavioral component to all this: Elin Woods must "be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story."
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    Re: Ms. Woods = prostitute

    true hoe's are always down for the BBD (bigger better deal) ~ then again, who isn't?
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    Re: Ms. Woods = prostitute

    dude, this whole thing sucks. tiger was the man, then he cheats, what the hell man.

    i'll never drink gatorade again.

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    Re: Ms. Woods = prostitute

    Meh, whatevzzz. Most women marry for more pragmatic reasons that romantic love. Elin is no different than A LOT of women in the world, I guess except for a few more zeros at the end of the check.
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    Quote Originally Posted by besthaticouldo View Post
    dude, this whole thing sucks. tiger was the man, then he cheats, what the hell man.

    i'll never drink gatorade again.
    that works...Obama has the kool-aid.
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    To be a hooker, she would have to sleep with him, doubt thats gonna happen.
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    so if we say someone's got the "Eye of the Tiger" does that now mean they've got a black eye?
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    Needs to just change his name already from Tiger to Cheetah..
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    Re: Ms. Woods = prostitute

    He was such a role model for so many kids. It always sucks to see seemingly good people go sour.

    As for the marriage, it does nothing for the "sanctity of the blessed union," or whatever that phrase is. It doesn't mean anything when it's a total, contracted business deal. What a joke.
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    1) My favorite joke so far:
    - Q) What's the difference between a Cadillac and a golf ball?
    - A) Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards without hitting a tree.

    2) Tiger really needs a better lawyer to explain to him the point of a _prenuptial_ agreement.



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    Re: Ms. Woods = prostitute

    You think Kobe quit doing that too???

    She's just trying to re-negotiate her contract...

    Like a mike linebacker in the NFL...


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    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    To be a hooker, she would have to sleep with him, doubt thats gonna happen.
    not according to definition #3

    3. a person who willingly uses his or her talent or ability in a base and unworthy way, usually for money.
    ala - being a "wife".
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    Quote Originally Posted by madajb View Post
    1) My favorite joke so far:
    - Q) What's the difference between a Cadillac and a golf ball?
    - A) Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards without hitting a tree.

    2) Tiger really needs a better lawyer to explain to him the point of a _prenuptial_ agreement.

    1. I agree.

    2. I'd love to be the lawyer (on either side) for that divorce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    To be a hooker, she would have to sleep with him, doubt thats gonna happen.
    more like shes pimping out her lil tiger :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by mario View Post
    1. I agree.

    2. I'd love to be the lawyer (on either side) for that divorce.
    oh the paycheck!!!!
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    Re: Ms. Woods = prostitute

    My Tiger fan status has not changed. It's not affecting my life so whatevs. I'm still gonna drink NIKE and wear GATORADE



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    Re: Ms. Woods = prostitute

    Every channel... Tiger! WTF.

    He shouldn't have gotten married...ooops... soooo now they just want to hate???

    Like Derek Jeter doesn't slay every chicken head/nappy dugout in sight... just sayin...


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    Re: Ms. Woods = prostitute

    i had no idea he was married untill about a week ago. honestly i dont see why you ppl and other pl make fun of him by calling him names and such, hes a better athelete than any of us will ever be , period. show some respect.
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    respect for an athelete? thats funny
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